Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[AlexRuzhyo]

Saw this on FB a few minutes ago. Never knew the guy myself, but I thought it was funny. Now I want to know how FB knew I played on Garuda.

[Septimus]

Saw this on FB a few minutes ago. Never knew the guy myself, but I thought it was funny. Now I want to know how FB knew I played on Garuda.

Facebook is a stalker. It sits outside of your window at night watching you so other people can stalk you from the privacy of their own homes.

[NynJa]

@Ukon discussion: I've seen some wars with it refuse to help proc even GA5 because they "did not get Ukon to not use Ukko's Fury." >_>

Using Raging Rush, Full Break and Steel Cyclone one time will cause them to lose the parse, and ultimately the group will wipe since theyre not spamming damage.

[Wardeniii]

I had been doing Prov. Watcher successfully for 4-5 dragon fights in a row, but now the quality of the groups has significantly begun to decline as some of the better equipped/more intelligent individuals lose interest with shitty drop rates. This steadily increasing level of fail climaxed two evenings ago where the bard forgot to soul voice while singing for the first DD party; she finally soul voiced upon being told for the 5 billionth time that she should. After soul voicing, she then walked straight forward and aggro'd the dragon/died. She did nothing but continue to die for the next 9 minutes, during which time neither DD party had any songs. Wipe at ~25%, in part due to the bard, but also due to blms/cors being unable to take out the magical fetters...

[Alkimi]

Fetters are a pain in the arse, half the colours look the same. Does the element always match the spell he successfully casted?

[Radec]

Fetters are a pain in the arse, half the colours look the same. Does the element always match the spell he successfully casted?

Yes

[NynJa]

If you're getting fetters, you're not casting stun

[Jem]

If you're getting fetters, you're not casting stun

He builds stun resistance which becomes a problem if you don't kill fast enough and/or don't proc enough. Last fight we did we got shit for procs and he started resisting stun completely at like 20%.

Also we were told Twilight Scythe damages both types but I was hitting for 0 on one of them with it which was unexpected.

[Arthars]

most NA pickups are fail to begin with

i said most, i didnt say all

thats why i never joined NA pickups, unless its lower VW where theres no chance anyone will fuck it up

just join closed pickup, where they dont shout, and just add people who are good and knows how to use search comment.....

/shout NAs in general are terrible

[Nekradarken]

Fetters are a pain in the arse, half the colours look the same. Does the element always match the spell he successfully casted?

Maybe someone can mod the data of the fetters to give more contrast to the colours?

[Wardeniii]

Maybe someone can mod the data of the fetters to give more contrast to the colours?

If only I could mod the character models of people I know are horrible, such that their toons looked like piles of shit leaking across the ground as opposed to real people. Jeuno would become a very brown place.

[Byrthnoth]

Just .dat mod their names to Fetter 1/2/3/etc. and note which one is which element, then go back through and rename them with the appropriate elements.

[Cairthenn]

^If the element is unique to the mob ID. It may not be. :s

[transmit]

I had a look on POLUltis to try and do this actually, but the provenance zone just lists the mobs like..

Provy Watcher
Fetter
Fetter
Fetter

Provy Watcher
Fetter
Fetter
Fetter

Provy Watcher
Fetter
Fetter
Fetter

Which totally my threw me. However I'm a total noob when it comes to doing this stuff.

[Byrthnoth]

It looks like the element isn't unique to the mob ID then. Each PW can only summon 3 Fetters.

[Midnightjade]

If only I could mod the character models of people I know are horrible, such that their toons looked like piles of shit leaking across the ground as opposed to real people. Jeuno would become a very brown place.

This made me LOL, well played. Mod them as clowns with red noses and big shoes. Some 'HNM' linkshells would look like the Barnum and Bailey circus train. :D

[Taint]

Spoiler: show

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[Guitarman]

internet explorer. I has a sad.

[bechyni]

Everyone should look at that buffalo chicken pizza add and order one. I know I did.

[Taint]

internet explorer. I has a sad.

Way to turn the post around, now I'm not going to help you with your Apoc trials even for the 2mil an hour you offered.