Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Septimus]

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But killing 400 beasts is totally hard!

If he thinks that is annoying, he should try doing the 250 bombs finishing blow Titan trial solo. (It doesn't count if they self-destruct and Titan likes to miss Mountain Buster because he wants to spend more quality time doing trials with you.)

[Dathus]

But Titan loves you, in all his man-thonged glory! You should totally stick around with him.

[Septimus]

But Titan loves you, in all his man-thonged glory! You should totally stick around with him.

I like my men burly, but Titan is too burly for me!

[Howie Roary]

internet explorer. I has a sad.

ah dammit, beaten

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[Yugl]

Ya, that browser is tainted.

[bechyni]

PUG parties for VW are so fun

[Guitarman]

Way to turn the post around, now I'm not going to help you with your Apoc trials even for the 2mil an hour you offered.

i laughed

[NynJa]

Oh original relic trials...you couldnt even team up with people for the first couple months either.

[GoggleHead]

edit: nevermind, missed the window

[Renzy]

Grabbed a stack of Breeze Geodes, loaded Exiled and went AFK.
Came back to 99 NQ's and realized I still had my Goldsmith's Ring on from doing Guild Points -_-

[Celebrindor]

won't copypasta, but bechyni please tell me you were being trolled.

[ronin sparthos]

How did this gem evade me for so long?

[bechyni]

Laughing so fucking hard right now. That was golden

[Darkmagi]

Oh my god, lol.

[Karbuncle]

Think i watched that a very long time ago.

Still funny

[Eurell]

Wulfgang sounded worse and worse as it went on. I swear Derfthegalka was voicing him by the end.

[Alistaire]

So me and some friends join this random Legion shout. Awful group, btw, leader told us to stun behemoth..., gimps everywhere, a pup, etc. Biggest gem was an Almace BLU in full dex gear (WS or Whisker idk) sending tells to my friend, who decided to play along.


My brain hurts.

Edit: He's very much not French or German, google translate go!

Dealt with this guy/girl Vixin before, they're horrible. He/she...it was largely responsible for a lamps floor in Nyzul taking a full 20 minutes (first floor done, got 10 minute warning before clearing), has some of the worst ideas for BLU I've heard in a while and will rant nonstop at you about them if you let them. They did this in an xp party and I finally said "look, stop, you're horrible @ BLU, I've been disagreeing with everything you say and you're not stopping. Please. Stop. Now." and well, we're not friends anymore. lol...weren't really, we were in a shell a short time together before they got kicked, and before that point I just kind of smiled and nodded at things they said.

He may be JP, speaks JP I know that, and does a lot of the retarded things JP blue mages do. I still get a kick out of that Nyzul run, ran into some slime and he casts Wind Breath while I do Delta Thrust and outdamage him with it. (He's *really* big on BLU breath damage potential, among other things.)

[NynJa]

Of all the accents to use, a france accent is NOT something I would envision galkas sounding like.

[Darkmagi]

Haha yeah. Burst out laughing when I heard the galka speak.

[altwight]

The story behind this small chat SS:

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Joined a friend's worm pt in la theine (worst exp camp possible btw) on my 88 blm with the sole intention of skilling up elemental magic and lvling to 99 (blm for ks99) So for two hours I open chests and skill up (277-361 ele magic) with a group of 16 or so.

During this entire time there been one BLM who was afk'n for 20-30minutes at a time on numerous occasions. One most notably when he had pt leader and we couldn't invite people (then he went afk again after he invited)

Eventually I call the d00d out on AFK'n and he was obviously just browsing the web while partying cause he insta responds (even though he hadn't moved or cast a spell in 20minutes or so) and then calls me out on how I'm just spamming tier1 spells and how I should be opening chests (which I already cap'd lights for everyone in the initial party) and i told him anyone new can cap their own lights did my job etc (bitch if you want dont care)

SO eventually him and 3 other d00ds gang up on me and one thought it would be funny to d2 me so i got d2'd. Ran all the way back and started casting d2 on Ambria and he runs away from it and continues to run so i chase him down and eventually D2 and then this ensues

TL;DR

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guy d2s me after 2 1/2 hours of partying because i was skilling up my ele magic on 95 blm so i come back to d2 him and he runs away. I chase him down and d2 him anyway. Didn't have the brains to /pcmd leave told him to eat shit and kicked him from my party

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