Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Airenn]

Can someone converse with them to see if he hopped servers? lol.

[Pandum]

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[Arkanna]

This was somehow related. Galkan protest:

http://www.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/viewimage/81292http://www.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/viewimage/81292

After I ran through that area today, I got a random tell from one of them, warning me of a "meteo rubber". I immediately pictured a condom with Tellah images decorating it. >.>;;

[Shenrien]

I think their protest is more random win than random fail lol.

[Yugl]

NA screwed over: "Hey guys watch out for --" "STFU NO ONE CARES"

JP screwed over: "SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF WE GOT SCREWED OVER IN ENGLISH AND JAPANESE AND MAKE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MULES"

[NynJa]

You forgot the part where JP will GM NA's for spaming and actually get NA people warnings/temp bans...but JP can do all that.

[Arkanna]

What I found really funny about it is when I was talking to the JP guy about it, I said "Why Galka?". His response: "When shame act happen jp ppl been doing galka."

[Acolangelo]

That is priceless. Shame Galkas. I find it even more impressive they actually ran them all to Jeuno.

[thunderlips]

That is priceless. Shame Galkas. I find it even more impressive they actually ran them all to Jeuno.

There hasn't been a good pic of a galka wall of shame in a long while.

[Deader2818]

They have been doing this for years. I've seen it a couple of other teams when someone steals something. Like time I saw it is when a JP stole a Morrgians robe 35 back before abyssea.

[Mairja]

I think their protest is more random win than random fail lol.

I have to agree with this, lol.

[Talint]

After I ran through that area today, I got a random tell from one of them, warning me of a "meteo rubber". I immediately pictured a condom with Tellah images decorating it. >.>;;

Well this is the most horrifying mental image I've had in a while.

[Mairja]

Nothing major, but random fail nonetheless: Joined a Pil pug, the blu is /pld, paladin ability 5 comes up - aaaand the guy didn't have a shield... -.-

[Limlight]

most fun i've seen in this thread in years. bravo

[Nattack]

What I found really funny about it is when I was talking to the JP guy about it, I said "Why Galka?". His response: "When shame act happen jp ppl been doing galka."

i think he has it backwards, when doing galka, shame act happen.

[noodles355]

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[Ratatapa]

Hope he has CHR gear for Voke too

[Karbuncle]

I wish someone would have said that to him... "AGI Helps with Blocks huh? You have enough CHR Gear for Voke too?"

I mean, I thought people discovered AGI really had no effect on Shield Block rate when those tests were done some while ago.. (I think by Byrth? Its been too long)

Either way, That sword is pretty sweet. the TP Drain effect can apparently go up to ridiculous amounts. I don't think i see it beating 99 Almace, But it'd be a kick ass offhand weapon... (not for PLD of course?)... The TP Drain kicks in at a decent rate and can apparently hit over 50~TP and beyond.

http://www.ffxiah.com/screenshots/65184
http://www.ffxiah.com/screenshots/65185

Really don't know how this could not be the best offhand sword in the game with shit like that, and Honestly with a good Requiescat(fkicantspell) build, It could do quite well. Being able to get 100% TP in a chance of 1-2 Swings is just insane, especially for 1 handed weapons. That combined with the 3% Haste could make allow some jobs to build around that, and its DPS/Weapon Damage is no slouch either.

It just has to deal with Resists rates. Honestly I wish i had one so i could run thorough tests on its Proc rate and Resist rates...

[Brhee]

Gokku is talking about Sirlancelot and Sinistral parsing low during fights where they were asked to proc these things. Whenever we do VW we always carry all our weapons and proc everything we can until it's time to kill. Yes Lance has lots of relics and some empys and great gear and can easily hold his own against any MNK you try to put him with (I've seen your's and yes, his is equal if not better) but he pulls out other weapons to proc things when its needed. I asked you about your club and staff skill and you said you didn't have them capped. If you are just using empy h2h and spamming smite while he is doing shining strike -> the end, of course you will do more dmg. Sinistral on DRK or SAM (which is the job you said you outparsed him on) uses several weapons as well and you were on MNK or THF spamming the same ws over and over. I'm unsure why my convo with Kitty was a big enough deal to post on here. Yes they have atmacites. Yes they can do amazing dmg when it's needed. I consider their ability to be versatile and proc any weapon they can to be more important than their final dmg output.

Lance and I just came back from a 1+ year break. VW is sorta new to him and almost completely new to me. I don't even have access beyond Jeuno t2 because I just haven't had the interest yet. Many of my members have completed the paths and do quite well in all of the harder fights. If using lots of weapons and going for max procs is a problem, it should be blamed on me because I require it of everyone in LS. Myself, I don't have all atmacites capped and haven't seemed to even need them so far. When I came back my character had like 50k curor from being used while I was gone and I haven't had the time to spend farming curor to upgrade them yet. Shit I can only carry 4 stones still! If needing to know that my ls members can do adequate damage in events is important to you, I'll invite you along to one of our next events or we can come to yours and make you feel silly if you wish it so. Personally, I like your ls and all and enjoy the things I do with you guys and Kitty. Petty things like this are what make the game so un-fun for people!

Sorry they made the "random fail" thread for not outparsing your Victory Smite party with a kraken. We'll try harder next time!

Love,
~ Suifeng / Brhee / Gradius / Isisnia / Eibon / wtfever people call me.

[Gokku]

Gokku is talking about Sirlancelot and Sinistral parsing low during fights where they were asked to proc these things. Whenever we do VW we always carry all our weapons and proc everything we can until it's time to kill. Yes Lance has lots of relics and some empys and great gear and can easily hold his own against any MNK you try to put him with (I've seen your's and yes, his is equal if not better) but he pulls out other weapons to proc things when its needed. I asked you about your club and staff skill and you said you didn't have them capped. If you are just using empy h2h and spamming smite while he is doing shining strike -> the end, of course you will do more dmg. Sinistral on DRK or SAM (which is the job you said you outparsed him on) uses several weapons as well and you were on MNK or THF spamming the same ws over and over. I'm unsure why my convo with Kitty was a big enough deal to post on here. Yes they have atmacites. Yes they can do amazing dmg when it's needed. I consider their ability to be versatile and proc any weapon they can to be more important than their final dmg output.

Lance and I just came back from a 1+ year break. VW is sorta new to him and almost completely new to me. I don't even have access beyond Jeuno t2 because I just haven't had the interest yet. Many of my members have completed the paths and do quite well in all of the harder fights. If using lots of weapons and going for max procs is a problem, it should be blamed on me because I require it of everyone in LS. Myself, I don't have all atmacites capped and haven't seemed to even need them so far. When I came back my character had like 50k curor from being used while I was gone and I haven't had the time to spend farming curor to upgrade them yet. Shit I can only carry 4 stones still! If needing to know that my ls members can do adequate damage in events is important to you, I'll invite you along to one of our next events or we can come to yours and make you feel silly if you wish it so. Personally, I like your ls and all and enjoy the things I do with you guys and Kitty. Petty things like this are what make the game so un-fun for people!

Sorry they made the "random fail" thread for not outparsing your Victory Smite party with a kraken. We'll try harder next time!

Love,
~ Suifeng / Brhee / Gradius / Isisnia / Eibon / wtfever people call me.

A. No im talking about the prov zerg were neither lance or sini used anything but there main ws's and pulled 8,3% dmg respectively i left them alone once they buddy'd up and waited to see there actual damage.
B. Yes my club skill is far from capped , even if it was i would never pull it out for club 1 , Staff 3/5 i do pull it out to proc since its in the high 300's and i can stack the acc needed to hit shit.
C. I also came back from a year long break so that defense is shit took me less then 3 weeks to fix my gear and get my monk back up and running.* i did level 97-99 then jeuno 1-6 + prov win while upgrading my atmacites to +15*
D. Send me a tell in game with an event/time ill come monk put me in the same party as sini / lance and you can see then.

Now stop beating the dead horse, either invite me to something and prove sini / lance are indeed good or from what ive done with them they will remain bad players.

Heres a parse log and perfect example of what im talking about: im Level 96 on thf with 0 macros and wsing in my tp set. This is on an Akvan