Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Humblejoe]

The Rank 4 BST is doing that name a disservice >.>

[Churchill]

JP's love their 5hit (fake 5hit at that, for Ukon) and regain earrings.

[Nattack]

More like no VW clears at all. No outpost, didnt have Nexus Cape either.

you dont even need VW clears to warp to the initial windy zone.. surely that would have been faster.

seriously though, i cant imagine how people can stand not to have warps.

[bechyni]

He might not of even started Windy path?

[Nattack]

also teleport-mea. if he didnt even start windy path, then why is a rank 4 bst wasting its time with Voidwrought.

[NynJa]

because he's a bst, bst's always get good drops immediately, so he knows he wouldnt have to go back.

[Kalmado]

because he's a bst, bst's always get good drops immediately, so he knows he wouldnt have to go back.

My Bst and my mules Bst do not get good drops. Simurgh can go to hell

[Imoq]

No screenshots because I don't want to be mean with those random strangers.

Last night my friend and me were doing some Carabosses, 2-boxed WHM/THF + 2-boxed WAR/NIN. We had 4 pops ready, and proceed to pop. We chose the ??? closer to the fairies, and when we were about to pop, a group of no less than 12 (no kidding! I may have a screenshot of them) appeared and positioned on the next ??? by us, the middle one. There was a BST or something in the ??? near the flies.

Both the large group and us popped and my friend and me figured we would bene each other, but were too lazy to move. Their Carabosse bene'd early or they did a lot of damage in few time, and only recovered like 30%ish of ours, no biggie. Then our Carabosse bene'd and recovered 23k of theirs, we giggled but kept fighting. Suddenly, when we finished ours, we noticed theirs went back up from 20%ish to 100%; the BST from the other side one had bene'd. We found it funny, waited for our ??? to be back and popped again. NOW we knew if that large group was at least a bit smart they would move but they didn't. We were tired and just thought of having a good LOL out of it when our Carabosse bene'd and it did, taking theirs to 100% -again-.

tl;dr: a group next to us had their Carabosse recover to 100% 3 times because they were fighting next to other pops and didn't move.

A bit mean, but very funny nevertheless!

[Mairja]

I admit it, I laughed :D

[Odin'sLaw]

if your to stupid to move 15 yalms away, your to stupid, it wasn't mean

[Deader2818]

my stupid.

[Dotsudoku]

if your to stupid to move 15 yalms away, your to stupid, it wasn't mean

I'm not much for typical grammar policing, but there's a limit to how many fundamental grammatical mistakes you can make while insulting the intelligence of another person.

[Draylo]

I thought it was a joke, or at least hoped lol

[NynJa]

What would it be a joke towards though, usually obvious mistakes like that are usually an attack at the failed writings of another.

[Firedemon]

my stupid.

lmao

[Airenn]

I'm not a DRK soI don't know how fail this is but @ Qilin:

Naglering/Uthers/Bomb Core
AF3+2/Bale/Butal/Bale
AF3+2/AF3+2/Spiral/Euchporia
Atheling/Phasmida/Jigang/Aces

Mostly the Nagerling... ugh.

[Guitarman]

fails: naglering, uthers with GS, core(his acc isnt capped), euchporia, spiral, phasmida/jigang

Yeah that's pretty bad.

[GoggleHead]

Apparently wearing PDT/MDT gear that I'm already carrying while idling is bad mojo, along with packing 3hp/tic regen for when I'm standing around with my thumb up my ass with less than full hp.

[Theinen]

Apparently wearing PDT/MDT gear that I'm already carrying while idling is bad mojo, along with packing 3hp/tic regen for when I'm standing around with my thumb up my ass with less than full hp.

You need at least 5hp/tic regen if it involves a thumb in the ass.

[Spencerlutz]

No pictures, but I just left a fail hahava run. Parse results for last fight were 28% Ukon war, 27% me(kannagi nin), 18% gandiva rng(using shit arrows and no af3 gear cause he didnt bother running to port moogle), 14% Vere mnk. And I was the only one that died and did any melee procs. Pt leader also spent 10 minutes running around the loop in KRT while everyone else was gathered waiting and then bitched at people for wasting time.