Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Eurell]

Just from the OF I think.

[Mairja]

I didn't GM him, no - was far too busy laughing to be honest. Besides, the guy's impossible to get rid of, this is what - his 6th character or something? I know he's been banned more than once before.

We'll see if he sends me any more tells in the future.

[noodles355]

Not sure if this should go here or in the player warning thread, probably both lol.


Dude checked me and then this ensued:

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/a...7_181532-1.jpg


And in case anybody missed it, it's this guy here: http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/109...of-Cerberus%29

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King Barbarossa's App:

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Hello there Chroma ppl lol j/k Humor is best side of humanity love to start with somthing that sticks, anyways i am currently looking for a good even LS in Asura just moved here from Shiva too much Asian players there, but very skillful noneless theyr play time does not fit on my life style. So i jumped toward to the sun and land to Asura, tho this is not my first time in here i did got Hume character Skyrider in Asura befor i made Kingbarbarossa in Shiva yes i love to play FFXI i am a True Gamer.

Basic Info KingbarbarossaKingbarbarossa All zone boss wins lv1 warrior to lv99 2weeks limit breaks where little bit exp killers/fame build.
can make easy 1M a day in game solo play... dont know why i sayed that....

Done couple skillful ppl with
DUO/TRIO Twastar Ukon Kannagi Masa...etc.. and i know most of NMs in game.

Little bit about person behind Kingbarbarossa.

Country: Finland Europe

Age 30

Sex: Male

Hobbies: Gym.Swimming (summer).Cycling (offroad).Fishing. and most of all Cooking/Cyberspace but remember keep body healthy

Favored TV Series: OZ.Breaking bad.Game of Thrones.Outer Limits.Spartacus.Terra Nova.The Walking Death.Rome.Dexter.

Favored Anime: Berserk.DBZ/GT.Death Note.Elfen lied.Gungrave.Basilisk.Claymore.Samurai champloo.Cowboy bepop.Rurouni kenshin.Wolf Rains....etc

Favored Anime movies: Sword of the Stranger.Vampire hunter D Blood lust.Ghoust in Shell 2.0.Princess Mononoke.Spriggan.

Favored Games: PS1 Xenogears.FF7-8-9. GC Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time & Legend of Zelda Twilight and Resident Evil Saga. PS3 Deus EX

Habbits: love to play long hours of FFXI with good ppl that knows theyrs stuff & Beer occasionally "ASS DRUNK!" then next day NEVER AGAIN !

EWhhh.... ahaha well thats little bit of me in here blog of Chroma. I would love to join you guys because GMT Events/playtime hours.


Kingbarbarossa~

Naturally we declined him within about 2 hours (which considering the application forum is viewed on average once every day, is impressive)
Upon getting denied he posted some proper epic fail, but you will have to ask Jem or Alkimi to post some archived logs of that topic as we deleted most of it.

[Eurell]

God I miss the old Worst Applications thread.

[Mairja]

God I miss the old Worst Applications thread.

Wonder if this was ever posted there?: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Kaolin/topic/38220/1/
Surely there must be some old Kaolin/Finale members around still that remember this, lol.


As for P.h. da Shit, I really hope he sends me more tells. And yeah, Jem posted link to the application and the other post in the warning thread, so damn funny yet so disturbing. Guy's a certified lunatic, that's for sure.

[Shirai]

As for P.h. da Shit, I really hope he sends me more tells. And yeah, Jem posted link to the application and the other post in the warning thread, so damn funny yet so disturbing. Guy's a certified lunatic, that's for sure.

As he has the attention span of a goldfish I think he may emote at you maybe once or twice but unless you provoke him somehow I think he'll find someone else to bug for a few minutes.

[Mairja]

As he has the attention span of a goldfish I think he may emote at you maybe once or twice but unless you provoke him somehow I think he'll find someone else to bug for a few minutes.

Was the second time he bugged me today actually, I never replied to this tell that I got earlier in the afternoon.

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/a...7_165532-1.jpg

[Kalasin]

Wonder if this was ever posted there?: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Kaolin/topic/38220/1/
Surely there must be some old Kaolin/Finale members around still that remember this, lol.

Still wondering why we never accepted him, he made a stage4 Katana within a few hours

[Mairja]

Still wondering why we never accepted him, he made a stage4 Katana within a few hours

Soooooo.... was he one of the best nins on the server? rofl

[Michelob]

Wonder if this was ever posted there?: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Kaolin/topic/38220/1/
Surely there must be some old Kaolin/Finale members around still that remember this, lol.

This app and ensuing argument just made my day.

[Furionstormrage]

Barbossa/Vigor/whatever his name is now, dude is a lunatic. I'm sure some Cerberus people have stories.

I was afk in Rolanmart (a long time ago) with a /seacom stating I was away. This guy checks me, sends me /tells asking to join my LS, then bitches me out for not responding, I'm talking like 12 tells just ranting about me being a dick for ignoring him. I saw all these when I got home from work hours later and scrolled up my chat log. Apparently that was just a normal day for him.

[Jimie]

King Barbarossa's App:

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Little bit about person behind Kingbarbarossa.

Country: Finland Europe

Age 30

Sex: Male

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[Yuffy~]

He'll most likely come back but, you have enough material to at least earn him a serious suspension or, if lucky, a ban. I would go for it, it's one of the best thing to do for the whole community.

[S N K]

If I see a NM go white I'm like a gay couple on a new mattress, ALL OVER IT

I spit my soda reading that.

[Karbuncle]

Oh jeez Tam... that's Hilarious. I think i would have poked him a bit more, But man... Its like Starcade-lite.

[Mairja]

He's checked me 3 times today, the 3rd time he was really giving my gear a thorough inspection, but he never said a word

[bechyni]

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Silly kids not crafting

[Inactive]

8.4k byne bills? fuck dat

[Yugl]

Did you raise your hand?!

[bechyni]

I was the first person lol