Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Landsoul]

Today we spam Jeuno every 10 seconds to advertise some gay iOS/Android card game.

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[Mrbeansman]

Today we spam Jeuno every 10 seconds to advertise some gay iOS/Android card game.

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He got a trip into GM jail for that which made me lol.

[bechyni]

Backstory: I think we may have dia'd a mob on this guy or something, nothing big but he follows us around the other day in Abyssea Attohwa calling us fags and what not. Well we come back again tonight and he starts following us around...again. He tries to pull mobs off us and even holds a few of the NMs for Ukon so we can't pop them. They precede to just talk shit in say, here's one of the gems:


Couldn't get the next part because of two boxing but basically said that Okiru was a rape baby and that he hopes his dad keeps beating his mom.

[Fievel]

Redhedstepchild, lol

[Nightfyre]

Logged in today for who knows why and went to skill up a bit in a worm party... this happened. Backstory: Roffles accused Anklebiterxi of botting; Anklebiter is Tegie's mule. Didn't catch the initial exchange because I didn't expect it to get interesting but about five minutes later they started up again with a passion. Missed a couple bits in the middle too apparently, but I think you'll get the idea. I present for your enjoyment:

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But wait, there's more! Backstory on the comment to Grimsie: he was the WAR for a pickup Gaunab I joined a couple weeks back. Thinking back on it now, he was not only unable to proc Tomahawk but a weapon proc that I can't recall (greatsword perhaps) because he didn't have said weapon in his inventory. Half the alliance called him out on his inability to proc, and he was sent back to the moghouse. Upon getting there, he says he doesn't have any tomahawks to use (changing his story), so he ends up borrowing some. Anyway back to the present, this happened after the stones/glass house comment:

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I don't even know where to begin.

In fairness to Roffles, he sent me some tells later and didn't seem like a bad guy, gear was weak but not wtf, but perpetuating that little spat still qualifies as fail and he wasn't doing himself any favors by it.

EDIT: pics were backwards. I blame BGBucket!

[Yugl]

People that put pussies on a pedestal are the worst. Also, 2477 players better than Motenten. FFXIAH knows man. KNOWS.

[NynJa]

People still care about ffxiah ranking? I guess skill is based on the amount of emps you have to some...

[Richybear]

LOL, oh Grimsie.
He mocked Shadowbear (GF) and I the other night for dying to Ansherekh. Which ok fine. Got screwed over by Roar spam and couldn't get shadows up, or catholicon to work a buncha times. Which is kinda sad enough to admit, but oh well, shit happens. I mean, go figure it was the random time that Claw Cyclone decided to hit and did 2794 or something retarded to my taru self, so I was pretty much fucked regardless. But he showed up with Tegie, Eneas and a few pocket healers and proceeded to say "You guys should stick to Bubbly Bernie." and "Watch how to not tard up an NM." Even with 2 healers, he was still around 4% at one time, which I would've ganked it right back. He wouldn't STFU with his random "Look at me! I'm 12"isms, so I said "If I wanted more lip from you, I'd reach for my zipper." and warped out.
Yeah, 2 of us died to an lolAbyssea NM, but to have a group of 6 show up and talk shit, then almost die themselves is kinda lawl.

[Rocl]

that motherfucker ruined someone's dinner via internet

[Kuishen]

that motherfucker ruined someone's dinner via internet

I noticed that too. B+ would read again.

[Brill Weave]

That was awesome.

[Eurell]

Random Fail XIV: btw punk youve put me off my dinner

or

Random Fail XIV: not bad for a girl

[Kuishen]

I personally liked "i love me best way"

[bechyni]

Waterdust strikes again: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/31...s-server-here/

Greetings,


Please note, I've taken into consideration the vast amount of trolls, haters, an elitists who seek only my ruin & prevention of my progress.

You know who you are, you know what you've done, many of you are prolly banned by now for your actions that've consumed hours of GM time (I don't care to argue this point what-so-ever).

But I write this for those who've misunderstood me, those who don't know me, those who're too young to understand an follow others blindly against me no matter what I say or do to convince them I am a better person than what they've come to understand.

When you come across snippets of my shouts, alterations of my own words misused to lead you astray know this.

I seek only to play with people who won't be greedy when something expensive drops, people who don't take up an attitude because I don't have the best gear in the entire game, an those who won't twist my words to the advantage of promoting ignorance an the pursuit of trolling because they have nothing better to do with their lives.

Forums are a breeding ground as I see it for perpetuating these types of behaviors an usually promote the very ignorance I seek to remove as I surf or play on the net. Though I recognize from time to time those who rise above the typical crowds in said forums.

Not all are cursed to become such people, such elitists, such haters, an no-life trolls.

If all you can see is a negative message, if all you can do is correct my grammar, spelling, an feel the need to cuss me out. Then perhaps you are in need of an attitude check. An in some cases some serious therapy.

I've helped plenty of people in-game, some of which are the very elitists who hate me now. However I am not remembered for any of my good deeds, only the things people twist an change into their own messages because text is a very tone-less means of communication.

In real life had I been able to say even half of the things people copy an paste quoting me, it'd carry a very different message. As voice tends to do.

I am at a loss when it comes to making my point because so many ignorant children stand against me, most pretending to be adults which they clearly aren't.

So many want to point out so much about what I say an what I do, but only in a negative light.

I really do try to do good things, an my moments of calling out the spoiled, selfish, no-life trolls/children/kids/adults who don't act like one at all; shouldn't be taken as though I'm aiming it at everyone in full total.

You know who you are, the new people reading this, the ones who'll tear up this thread an flame it until satan has run out of fire, an those who're re-reading this to attempt to figure out what I'm doing here/saying here.

If your confused about anything I say or do, ask me. Don't harass me or flame me, I think you'll find I'm quite reasonable. However if you approach me with the attitude I've mentioned an no intent to listen to a word I say.. you'll find yourself on a black list an prolly with a gm report to boot faster than the speed of thought.

I hope I don't ever have to write something like this again, I've no intentions of reading what is said after I post this. I want to make a point about myself wither anyone agrees with me or not/shares my view or not. It's out there for you to read an hopefully understand.

It's just a shame when we can't communicate, I took the first step to clearing this mess up. Maybe some of my haters will take a step back an rethink themselves.

Anyways peace.

PS: I wrote this on a whim, it has no edits, I might've forgot something here an there.. I can't be bothered to go back, I didn't want to do something like this in the first place, take it for what it is or hate me, if you do hate please just black list me. Sigh.

[D44kpunk]

reminds me of winterflower/monsterllama on odin

[Septimus]

Waterdust strikes again: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/31...s-server-here/

That message read like he wanted to build a glorious shrine to borderline personality disorder.

[bechyni]

I can only hope the next place Waterdust posts something like that is here

[Septimus]

I can only hope the next place Waterdust posts something like that is here

No, let's not hope for that. Let's only hope for good things like kittens and rainbows instead.

[Howie Roary]

and Cheese Sandwiches

[Kuishen]

Every time she/he said "no-life troll" did anybody else get an image of Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate calling himself a No-Life King? lol

Goddamn the no "d" at the end of "an" was really bothering the shit out of me.