Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Alistaire]

Asking the BRD for Marches sparked this:

A good part of this bitching is happening during the fight. Good times. Also wow @ that whm's raise macro. Moreso if that actually is arise.

[SargentRemora]

I was gonna give you screenshots, but there ended up being 7 screenshots of log. So here's a wall of text of what just ensued in Port Jeuno.

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[17:32:02]Boutain : ya killin me chiac >.<
[17:32:06]Chiac : ; ;
[17:32:15]Chiac : people want heavy metals
[17:32:37]Chiac[PortJeuno]: VW Zilart "Qilin" x4 <{Do you need it?}> <{/tell}> 10/18
[17:32:38]Boutain : only if he gave them out more often
[17:32:39]Chiac : people want heavy metals
[17:32:49]Chiac : i know ; ;
[17:32:50]Niekolaas : Heavy Metal drops from Ig-Alima as well.
[17:33:02]Chiac : not pouches
[17:33:08]Boutain[PortJeuno]: VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> BRD BLM SCH WHM Emp DD <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}> 11/18
[17:33:17]Chiac[PortJeuno]: VW Zilart "Qilin" x4 <{Do you need it?}> <{/tell}> 10/18
[17:33:19]Boutain : VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> BRD BLM SCH WHM Emp DD <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}> 11/18
[17:33:19]Niekolaas : t('-' puches!
[17:33:26]Niekolaas : Pouches, too.
[17:33:28]Chiac : VW Zilart "Qilin" x4 <{Do you need it?}> <{/tell}> 10/18
[17:34:34]Boutain : btw people dont want plates that want a mob that takes less skill to beat O.o
[17:34:42]Boutain : they*
[17:34:44]Niekolaas : Zing!
[17:35:00]Boutain : VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> BRD BLM SCH WHM Emp DD <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}> 11/18
[17:35:03]Boutain[PortJeuno]: VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> BRD BLM SCH WHM Emp DD <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}> 11/18
[17:35:03]Michaelm : cause Ig is hard
[17:35:14]Boutain : harder than qilin!
[17:35:22]Chiac[PortJeuno]: VW Zilart T3 "Qilin" x4 <{Do you need it?}> BLM DD SCH SMN <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}>
[17:35:24]Niekolaas : Harder than Qilin, which would be the intended point.
[17:35:56]Michaelm : If you proc enough there's not difference
[17:36:04]Michaelm : it's a proc and zerg method like any other
[17:36:21]Boutain : umm u can beat qilin with no procs i have done it u not beatin ig-alima with not procs
[17:36:47]Michaelm : 1% riftcinder 2% riftdross
[17:36:54]Michaelm : Qilin more rewarding>.>
[17:37:05]Boutain : what does that have to do with beatin him?
[17:37:09]Niekolaas : 15.7% HMP
[17:37:28]Niekolaas : Should Borealis drop (lol) that's a lot of money as a cell.
[17:38:02]Boutain : drop rate of items have nothin to do with killing a mob!
[17:38:08]Michaelm : coruscanti isn't? xD
[17:38:27]Ghostface : sometimes I pee myself when I see dead ppl.
[17:38:40]Sammibear : oh my
[17:38:56]Michaelm : Well if you wipe to Ig it's cause the NIN tps in athos's
[17:39:01]Niekolaas : Seen 10m offer for Borealis, Coru is what? 4-5m?
[17:39:18]Michaelm : I got 10m 2 nights ago for coru cell
[17:39:26]Niekolaas : Yes, because NIN is the main DPS in VW. XD
[17:39:26]Boutain : lol is every thing that comes out ya mouth stupid? when did a nin become a DD in VW
[17:39:27]Chiac : u can't cell borealis?
[17:39:34]Ghostface : cookies all around!
[17:39:41]Niekolaas : You can, it's a pulse weapon.
[17:39:58]Niekolaas : It's just more rare of a drop than Coru.
[17:40:41]Michaelm : People that go to VW with me find out nin can DD
[17:40:47]Michaelm : Just not all of them
[17:41:23]Boutain : people that go to u in vw say u are a moron as well! whats ya point?
[17:41:23]Michaelm : if your procs are good anyway
[17:41:36]Niekolaas : Irrelevant to the point that NIN is not a main DPS in VW
[17:41:41]Michaelm : Nah NIN that tp in athos's is a moron
[17:42:22]Niekolaas : Were you not also the guy one time in Qilin saying eff San because you could care less about procing? XD
[17:42:22]Michaelm : Thankfully you stopped tping in <{Kog. Kyahan +2}> anyway
[17:42:50]Boutain : sorry goin by what everyone else says!
[17:43:48]Michaelm : I can make up stuff to Niek
[17:43:57]Michaelm : Remember when you wiped to JEJ in west ron?
[17:44:11]Niekolaas : Yup, level 10 WAR in 2007 XD
[17:44:29]Boutain : rofl thats why u got banned from about 4 peoples vw for awhile cause u were to lazy to get a proc spell!
[17:44:52]Michaelm : I've never been banned from anyones lol
[17:44:55]Ghostface : he got banned cause his nin was one shottin mobs duh
[17:45:03]Boutain : and said right in a qilin pt "f a proc i am only here for crour"
[17:45:08]Ghostface : its a beast DD!
[17:45:13]Boutain : o is that why ghost damn my bad bro!
[17:45:28]Michaelm : You talking about not having suiton san merited-.-
[17:45:35]Michaelm : troll, lmao
[17:46:15]Niekolaas : Yes, which was what I was referring to about proccing. You were in Bout's Qilin. XD
[17:46:16]Boutain[PortJeuno]: VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> Emp WAR SAM <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}>
[17:46:31]Niekolaas : But I forgot while I made stuff up. O.O
[17:46:39]Michaelm : yeah damn that 5/5 <{Ninja Tool Expert.}>
[17:46:43]Ghostface : the real question is where in the world is Mervis!
[17:47:02]Niekolaas : A proc is a proc, which you are/were lacking.
[17:47:18]Kaoz : o_o
[17:47:21]Michaelm : well they took merit skills out so..
[17:47:52]Niekolaas : This was long before now.
[17:47:54]Michaelm : Guess I can have 5/5 <{Ninja Tool Expert.}> the only useful ninja merit, yay
[17:48:12]Boutain : mich u need a life bro! for real all u do is sit in <{Jeuno}> talk crap about everyone else and u off hand kikoku!
[17:48:26]Niekolaas : So congrats on SE less gimping your NIN for VW.
[17:48:40]Michaelm : Yep all I do is sit in jeuno , it's how I got my kikoku
[17:50:27]Niekolaas : I'd like to thank Bout, for without his Athos NIN ass sucking, I'd never have Toci's. Or got rich off Rex.
[17:50:40]Niekolaas : And eff it, let me toss my 95 Mandau, too!
[17:50:53]Niekolaas : Way to go, Gimpwad!
[17:51:05]Boutain : my bad?
[17:51:10]Boutain : VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> Emp WAR SAM <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}>
[17:51:16]Boutain[PortJeuno]: VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> Emp WAR SAM <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}>
[17:51:26]Niekolaas : Suck less, Bro. Your Mama shoulda taught you better.
[17:51:36]Michaelm : So your saying you can't put together a group for VW? lol
[17:51:49]Niekolaas : Saying I don't care to put them together.
[17:51:52]Domochun : i know i cant lol
[17:52:07]Boutain : hey mich the only thing u put together that worked was qilin and still people say your runs suck
[17:52:11]Domochun[PortJeuno]: VW T6 all only plds please
[17:52:11]Niekolaas : Why don't you say that to everyone who joins a VW? Shitty argument, buddy.
[17:52:41]Michaelm : Sure they do, but they still come don't they
[17:53:13]Michaelm : People tell me there good, but they prob just lying anyway
[17:53:21]Michaelm : idc either way
[17:53:43]Michaelm : Your still stuck on the x4 thing, <{Too weak}>
[17:54:12]Boutain : rofl u are a moron
[17:54:27]Domochun[PortJeuno]: VW all only plds please 1/18
[17:54:34]Niekolaas : That's really the best you can do? Your argument's weak, bro. :/
[17:54:43]Domochun : must not be any pallies on
[17:55:05]Boutain : <{Too weak}> cause a VW hasnt filled yet omg mich please get a life other than crap out ya mouth bro!
[17:55:18]Michaelm : I just enjoy laughing at ppl
[17:55:29]Niekolaas : "You suck! Don't have have x6! Quit FFXI!"
[17:55:35]Michaelm : NIN tping in athos's with his pet
[17:55:35]Ghostface : im goin to go poop you guys have bored me
[17:55:35]Niekolaas slaps Darthvaderx.
[17:55:49]Doldrums : lol
[17:56:42]Niekolaas : Because he doesn't have Thaumas'? I lol'd. "My E-peen SSOOOOOOO Bigz!"
[17:57:24]Michaelm : <{Nin. Chainmail +1}> will do fine
[17:57:39]Niekolaas : I just pee'd a little from laughing.
[17:57:41]Michaelm : <{Porthos Byrnie}> maybe?
[17:57:43]Boutain : thats crap to tp in as well O.o
[17:57:50]Michaelm : wow
[17:58:04]Boutain : this game guys by what the user likes get over your self
[17:58:09]Michaelm : lol'd
[17:58:20]Domochun : might want to see a doc shouldnt pee when you laugh
[17:58:28]Niekolaas : I know
[17:58:31]Boutain : i ment the chainmail O.o
[17:58:38]Michaelm : <{Nin. Chainmail +1}> sucks to tp in
[17:58:50]Domochun : spicey chicken sandwich ftw
[17:59:03]Michaelm : You just made NIN cry
[17:59:30]Domochun : best fast food burger of all time go
[17:59:36]Michaelm : baconater
[17:59:42]Domochun : ^^
[17:59:51]Niekolaas : He referred to NIN chainmail. Sorry he can't respond fast enough, he is kinda running a VW shout. XD
[17:59:59]Boutain : VW Ig-AlimaX4 <{Do you need it?}> Emp WAR <{Can I have it?}> <{/tell}> 17/18
[17:59:59]Domochun : so good even when you hear your heart crying
[18:00:23]Michaelm : If your a NIN and think <{Nin. Chainmail +1}> sucks, idk what to say
[18:00:32]Michaelm : You put me at a loss of words
[18:00:40]Niekolaas : Fast food burgers make me poop in 5 minutes. Smells worse than the shit Michaelm talks. :/
[18:00:46]Boutain : there are so much better crap to tp in why waste time goin out to get it?
[18:01:01]Niekolaas : Why? For the extra 2% <{Dual Wield}> compared to Relic+2? (Relic +2 is harder to get than AF1? Who knew)
[18:01:15]Domochun : have you tried a baconater while pooping
[18:01:26]Niekolaas : No, sir I haven't. o.o
[18:01:32]Finalheaven : I had a baconator once, I barely survived.
[18:01:34]Domochun : you aint livin
[18:01:41]Kurogami : lmao
[18:02:32]Melosh : resturant called 50/50, they make a burger that is made from half bacon half beef, i wanna try it ><
[18:02:35]Michaelm : and you wonder why people say NIN can't DD x.x
[18:02:48]Michaelm : NIN isn't a "DD" but it can surely DD
[18:03:59]Niekolaas : A 2% <{Dual Wield}> won't make a substantial difference, especially if hasted. Srsly, bro? What, maybe 1 extra hit
[18:04:01]Ghostface : agree to disagree, I dont think there will ever be a nin be #1 in a parse Vs. real DD's
[18:04:08]Niekolaas : Every 3 swing rounds?
[18:04:33]Dazusu[PortJeuno]: 1 extra hit = 1 less attack round to 100TP
[18:04:40]Niekolaas : Fail on the 2%, Bout. Fail.
[18:04:47]Sedna : If nins could explode every attack round, best job evah!
[18:05:05]Ghostface : yes! omg with all the enhance <{Mijin Gakure}> gear!
[18:05:09]Michaelm : Which is irrelevent anyway because he's tping in Athos body and Iga legs which is0%DW
[18:05:27]Dazusu : who are we dissin' anyway?
[18:05:33]Ghostface : Dazusu
[18:05:37]Dazusu : shush you
[18:05:40]Domochun : domochump
[18:05:41]Rizko : Ghostface
[18:05:42]Boutain : really mich who the hell cares what other people do in a game they pay for? i mean really man get a life! go outside
[18:05:45]Niekolaas : That would be if that extra hit would count on or after he hits 100%tp, making it pointless either way.
[18:05:51]Ghostface : Rizko!
[18:05:53]Powderkeg : can anyone play on test server if you have pc?
[18:05:55]Darthvaderx : who really care if its not you then no one gives a shit
[18:06:02]Jackofbladez : outside? where is that
[18:06:02]Rizko : i dont know you
[18:06:05]Dazusu : boutain declines relic drk's from his vw groups
[18:06:11]Dazusu : boutain because they dont have empyreans
[18:06:15]Domochun : domochun yeah right slowmochun more like it
[18:06:17]Dazusu : pro shit
[18:06:20]Michaelm : I think you do that's why you keep telling me to get a life lol
[18:06:21]Boutain : O.O when did this happen i want relic drk O.o
[18:06:23]Ghostface : Rizko you make me sad
[18:06:33]Rizko : you make me sad in the pants
[18:06:41]Rizko : like straight flaccid broh
[18:06:49]Sedna : Little Riz is crying white tears.
[18:07:27]Michaelm : He wants them Epy <{Scythe}>s
[18:07:30]Michaelm : empy*
[18:07:51]Niekolaas : Never once went for Empy scythe, nice try buddy.
[18:07:53]Boutain : either way my VW win so thats why people keep goin to them
[18:08:13]Michaelm : Damn I want a taru pet, Boutain how much for the pet you have?
[18:08:34]Dazusu : put troll in bag
[18:08:40]Niekolaas : RL brother, but you can have for 5 Umbral Marrows.
[18:09:19]Niekolaas : See ya, got a VW to win XD
[18:09:37]Michaelm : gotta ask boutain for the price, his pet
[18:13:30]Michaelm : No one to laugh at now
[18:13:41]Domochun : theres me
[18:13:46]Michaelm : Domo!
[18:14:00]Domochun : just look at my gaxe youll get some material
[18:14:01]Michaelm : war/dnc LOL! jk
[18:14:52]Michaelm : You don't think your awesome for setting up a Ig shout though so no fun

[Howie Roary]

that's some serious tl;dr, at least bold the parts you liked best

@renzy: is there ever a time when 2 marches would not be beneficial? that BRD seems odd to say the least

[Yugl]

@renzy: is there ever a time when 2 marches would not be beneficial? that BRD seems odd to say the least

Embrava + Haste runs.

[Howie Roary]

ah ok, the only thing I could think of was maybe hundred fists, I've yet to see Embrava in effect since I've been back

[Alistaire]

[18:01:15]Domochun : have you tried a baconater while pooping
[18:01:26]Niekolaas : No, sir I haven't. o.o
[18:01:32]Finalheaven : I had a baconator once, I barely survived.
[18:01:34]Domochun : you aint livin

This should've been bolded.

[Churchill]

I always hated when I got 2 songs and BRDs would take it upon themselves to give March+something else.

Just a complete and total lack of understanding of anything to do with the game.

[S N K]

I always hated when I got 2 songs and BRDs would take it upon themselves to give March+something else.

Just a complete and total lack of understanding of anything to do with the game.

I don't play my bard enough to care that much about it but I always ask DDs what songs they want and leave it at that.

[Korialstrasz]

I always just gave x2 march whether they liked it or not (no embrava of course).

[Marokko]

Everyone in my "endgame" linkshell is convinced subcrafts have nothing to do with HQ rates. I feel like I'm on crazy pills.

[Alistaire]

Everyone in my "endgame" linkshell is convinced subcrafts have nothing to do with HQ rates. I feel like I'm on crazy pills.

Maybe they're just trolling you?

[Marokko]

I thought the same for awhile, but I'm convinced they're not. They all synth with uncapped subs, besides those that capped their subs for AH points. I was told I am "100% unmistakably , completely wrong." Been telling them for the past 2 days, guess the best thing I can do is let them keep NQ'ing their -1 Hauberks.

[Alistaire]

I thought the same for awhile, but I'm convinced they're not. They all synth with uncapped subs, besides those that capped their subs for AH points. I was told I am "100% unmistakably , completely wrong." Been telling them for the past 2 days, guess the best thing I can do is let them keep NQ'ing their -1 Hauberks.

If subcraft didn't matter then you wouldn't even need a subcraft as the game would have nothing in place to check what tier you're on, which includes "tier -1" where you're undercapped and can't HQ.

[Korialstrasz]

Doing T2 Jeuno clears tonight, we came across this little gem. At first sight it's just a gimp that should be in the gimp thread instead:

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Fulltime gear, all TP spent on waltzes, barely doing more than a few % every minute.

But here's the reason she's here:

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She dies at 1%. All the potions she spammed at the end just couldn't save her.

[GeneyusTitan]

A LS was gathering while me and a couple friends gathered at the same time. We were ready for Odin before they were so entered.

I lied about it only taking 5 minutes to kill Odin, whoops.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../OdinDrama.jpg

[Churchill]

I love you genie

[Eurell]

Its not even possible for it to go from :10-:46....

[GeneyusTitan]

He was trying to say we entered at 46 and exited at 10. We entered at 57, spent 6 minutes killing it, then I left one guy inside for the full 5 minute duration just to be a prick.

[keitari]

Wow you are pretty badass. You sure showed them! /slowclap

[Firedemon]

So you held up a linkshell event to be a prick? That's pretty fail on your part, and kinda fuckin' rude.