Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Kamil]

Can use it on Ninja if you're desperately tired of wearing ugly ass ninja chainmail and don't like the look of Koga. The goofy feather bodies are fun.

No.

[Chamaan]

Yes. You have to absolutely hate looking at chainmail but that's its use.

[Korialstrasz]

If you absolutely hate the look of something, you dat swap it.

[Viar]

The real fail, of course, is to keep doing Hahava when I got the worthwhile drop since a long ago (I think I have got 5 malas total, but only have screenshots for 4), and the glowing body is just trash. I only "want" it because I already got all other glowing bodies and almost every VW drop so, I want to complete the collection, or just send it to a mule.

Is there any job at all where that body would be useful? I don't see it.

COR /ra TP when 1. Your acc is low and don't have HQ T.abj body 2. When you have Ukko WAR or VS MNK in pt and you're not in the risk of sitting near them, so they got the sphere effect and increased output.

Or 3. Idle sphere piece(need spellcast for it).

[Draylo]

If you absolutely hate the look of something, you dat swap it.

This ^, I always wanted it myself :/ spammed it forever.

[Jem]

If you absolutely hate the look of something, you dat swap it.

I absolutely hated the look of Nyzul Lamp names so I dat swapped them?!

[Imoq]

Can use it on Ninja if you're desperately tired of wearing ugly ass ninja chainmail and don't like the look of Koga. The goofy feather bodies are fun.

Using thaumas body and kogga+2 legs on NIN.

COR /ra TP when 1. Your acc is low and don't have HQ T.abj body 2. When you have Ukko WAR or VS MNK in pt and you're not in the risk of sitting near them, so they got the sphere effect and increased output.

Or 3. Idle sphere piece(need spellcast for it).

On COR (I think on RNG too? need to check) I idle on Toci's atm just because of that: don't have any better body to idle in, and somebody -could- benefit from the sphere effect if they are nearby.

[Chamaan]

Hey I ain't sayin it's good, it's just what you could use it for.

[Slycer]

I absolutely hated the look of Nyzul Lamp names so I dat swapped them?!

Should have dat swapped the lamps themselves to giant birthday cake numbers. Just imagine how much more fun it would have been:

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/vv...background.jpg http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/se...r-2-candle.jpg

Could even have the candle lighting as an animation instead of the lamp turning on.

[Yukari]

That would be pretty nice actually, if you could actually datswap each lamp into something different. Hell, at that point, if you can, might as well swap the lamps into different things for different lamp types.

[Imoq]

That would be pretty nice actually, if you could actually datswap each lamp into something different. Hell, at that point, if you can, might as well swap the lamps into different things for different lamp types.

Faf for #1, knp!

[Korialstrasz]

Should have dat swapped the lamps themselves to giant birthday cake numbers. Just imagine how much more fun it would have been:

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/vv...background.jpg http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/se...r-2-candle.jpg

Could even have the candle lighting as an animation instead of the lamp turning on.

Someone light the Mooshy beacon. If anyone can do it, he can!

[Yugl]

Lamp share the same DAT, so I don't see why that matters.

[Jem]

Even if that did work then it would result in losing every run as I would go AFK to find cake every time I saw them!

[Esvedium]

I absolutely hated the look of Nyzul Lamp names so I dat swapped them?!

That made me laff.

[SargentRemora]

Rex fun...
Gather for Rex and we have 2 SMNs, a THF, a SCH for Healer in the DD party, and told to pay for 4 sets of 3 clusters. This comes from the person popping:
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...3742000216.jpg

So someone else pops with 3 Clusters, people don't pop Fool's for CS, we wipe after about 4~5 DDs try to twilight zombie it for 5~10 mins. The MNK then turns round and...
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...37530002c0.jpg

Next, I see the DRG use... Spaghetti Carbonara. This was his gear:
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...3743000405.jpg

I really couldn't bring myself to check the other DDs...

Edit: Parse Results. My SAM is by no means perfect (using Kantono since Masa's 80), but geez...

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Damage Summary
Player               Total Dmg   Damage %   Melee Dmg   Range Dmg   Abil. Dmg  WSkill Dmg   Spell Dmg  Other Dmg   Absorbed Dmg
Blacklist                33592    18.34 %        8782           0          16       24727           0         67              0
Darkcloudx                  17     0.01 %           0           0           0           0          17          0              0
Dddda                        8     0.00 %           0           0           0           0           8          0              0
Dirizzit                 15177     8.28 %           0        2895           0       12282           0          0              0
Kueball                   1778     0.97 %           0           0           0           0        1778          0              0
Leviathian               13242     7.23 %        5692           0           0        7550           0          0              0
Madphx                    2330     1.27 %        2101           0           0         229           0          0              0
Ridic                     8716     4.76 %        3637           0         591        4383           0        105              0
Ruathaal                 18254     9.96 %        5155           0           0       13099           0          0              0
Sargent                  35238    19.23 %        6419           0           0       28718           0        101              0
Seraphian                 2756     1.50 %        1679           0           0        1077           0          0              0
Shaiyla                   3374     1.84 %        2221           0           0        1153           0          0              0
Showtime                  8390     4.58 %        2134           0           0        6256           0          0              0
Sikdagreat               14089     7.69 %           0           0           0           0       14089          0              0
Skytwystr                 9790     5.34 %           0           0           0           0        9790          0              0
Stem                     13104     7.15 %           3         128        2286       10687           0          0              0
Vordox                     489     0.27 %         480           0           0           0           9          0              0
Garuda                     502     0.27 %         189           0         313           0           0          0              0
Lady                       474     0.26 %         413           0          61           0           0          0              0
Ramuh                      140     0.08 %         140           0           0           0           0          0              0
Shiva                      529     0.29 %         216           0         313           0           0          0              0
Titan                      383     0.21 %          63           0         320           0           0          0              0
SC: Distortion             265     0.14 %           0           0           0           0           0          0              0
SC: Transfixion            565     0.31 %           0           0           0           0           0          0              0
Total                   183202   100.00 %       39324        3023        3900      110161       25691        273              0

Weaponskill Damage
Player                 WSkill Dmg  Abs'd.Dmg   Net Dmg   WSkill %  Hit/Miss   WS.Acc %   WS.Low/Hi   WS.Avg
Blacklist                   24727          0     24727    73.61 %      13/0   100.00 %    738/2788  1902.08
 - Ground Strike              738          0       738     2.98 %       1/0   100.00 %     738/738   738.00
 - Resolution               23989          0     23989    97.02 %      12/0   100.00 %   1494/2788  1999.08
Dirizzit                    12282          0     12282    80.93 %      10/0   100.00 %    279/1601  1228.20
 - Flaming Arrow              279          0       279     2.27 %       1/0   100.00 %     279/279   279.00
 - Jishnu's Radiance        12003          0     12003    97.73 %       9/0   100.00 %    533/1601  1333.67
Leviathian                   7550          0      7550    57.02 %       7/1    87.50 %    794/1528  1078.57
 - Tachi: Fudo               4001          0      4001    52.99 %       4/1    80.00 %    794/1248  1000.25
 - Tachi: Shoha              3549          0      3549    47.01 %       3/0   100.00 %    998/1528  1183.00
Madphx                        229          0       229     9.83 %       4/0   100.00 %       0/141    57.25
 - Gust Slash                   0          0         0     0.00 %       1/0   100.00 %         0/0     0.00
 - Shadowstitch                56          0        56    24.45 %       1/0   100.00 %       56/56    56.00
 - Viper Bite                 141          0       141    61.57 %       1/0   100.00 %     141/141   141.00
 - Wasp Sting                  32          0        32    13.97 %       1/0   100.00 %       32/32    32.00
Ridic                        4383          0      4383    50.29 %       7/0   100.00 %     401/916   626.14
 - Stardiver                 4383          0      4383   100.00 %       7/0   100.00 %     401/916   626.14
Ruathaal                    13099          0     13099    71.76 %      11/0   100.00 %    444/1806  1190.82
 - Tachi: Fudo               2162          0      2162    16.51 %       2/0   100.00 %    969/1193  1081.00
 - Tachi: Shoha             10937          0     10937    83.49 %       9/0   100.00 %    444/1806  1215.22
Sargent                     28718          0     28718    81.50 %      17/0   100.00 %    644/2694  1689.29
 - Tachi: Shoha             28718          0     28718   100.00 %      17/0   100.00 %    644/2694  1689.29
Seraphian                    1077          0      1077    39.08 %       5/0   100.00 %      93/426   215.40
 - Calamity                   115          0       115    10.68 %       1/0   100.00 %     115/115   115.00
 - Raging Axe                 231          0       231    21.45 %       1/0   100.00 %     231/231   231.00
 - Rampage                    426          0       426    39.55 %       1/0   100.00 %     426/426   426.00
 - Shield Break               212          0       212    19.68 %       1/0   100.00 %     212/212   212.00
 - Spinning Axe                93          0        93     8.64 %       1/0   100.00 %       93/93    93.00
Shaiyla                      1153          0      1153    34.17 %       3/0   100.00 %     221/626   384.33
 - Combo                      221          0       221    19.17 %       1/0   100.00 %     221/221   221.00
 - Victory Smite              932          0       932    80.83 %       2/0   100.00 %     306/626   466.00
Showtime                     6256          0      6256    74.56 %       7/0   100.00 %    424/1419   893.71
 - Hard Slash                 424          0       424     6.78 %       1/0   100.00 %     424/424   424.00
 - Resolution                5832          0      5832    93.22 %       6/0   100.00 %    564/1419   972.00
Stem                        10687          0     10687    81.56 %       4/0   100.00 %   2173/3223  2671.75
 - Wildfire                 10687          0     10687   100.00 %       4/0   100.00 %   2173/3223  2671.75

[Shirai]

The amoumt of /facedesk is epic in there...

[Angeleus]

Rex fun...
Gather for Rex and we have 2 SMNs, a THF, a SCH for Healer in the DD party, and told to pay for 4 sets of 3 clusters. This comes from the person popping:
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...3742000216.jpg

So someone else pops with 3 Clusters, people don't pop Fool's for CS, we wipe after about 4~5 DDs try to twilight zombie it for 5~10 mins. The MNK then turns round and...
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...37530002c0.jpg

Next, I see the DRG use... Spaghetti Carbonara. This was his gear:
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...3743000405.jpg

I really couldn't bring myself to check the other DDs...

The time that was lost, it must have been unacceptable... :/

[Churchill]

that drg still outparsed a drk

[Corresapolonia]

was polearm HQ or Extreme weakness? just for getting tp fast as shit i could understand this weapon.