Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Guitarman]

WAR in a pug Akvan tried to come /RDM.

Hate people sometimes.

edit: and hekas on wrong toon. gdi.

[Howie Roary]

/rdm on purpose? why

[Weeks]

Convert. WAR's MP pool is pretty limited.

[NynJa]

I KNOW I KNOW PICK ME PICK ME

https://www.bg-wiki.com/bg/Oneiros_Ring

[Vag]

I love people on this game.

Sitting in an Ig group, I questioned why the BLM was spamming bar spells when we popped the mob. Then suggested that the MNK, who did 0.2% of dmg over 2 pops with full BRD and COR buffs swap with the person in the other DD party who was putting up respectable damage on inferior buffs. This was after we failed to kill the mob after about 10 sets of fanatics, and had to finish it off with half of the alliance weakened.

The conversation as it started and ensued.

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[22:42:43] Nobusagi casts Barfire.
[22:42:43] Nobusagi gains the effect of Barfire.
[22:42:48] Nobusagi casts Barblizzard.
[22:42:48] Nobusagi gains the effect of Barblizzard.
[22:42:48] Nobusagi gains the effect of Barblizzard.
[22:42:53] (Vaglabond) your enhancing must be pretty low if ur going for enhancing skill ups on blm
[22:43:24] One voidstone expended.
[22:43:24] You have 30 minutes (Earth time) to complete the battle.
[22:43:24] Nobusagi starts casting Barsleep on Nobusagi
[22:43:29] Nobusagi casts Barsleep.
[22:43:29] Nobusagi gains the effect of Barsleep.

[22:43:32] (Kiallitch) Cum Shot... err... <{Chi Blast}> Ig-Alima!

I think he used this same macro on every npc in jeuno before we got to the pop.
Further note: He didn't pop a single temp in the first minute of the fight, my guess would be the entire time but I don't feel like reading the entire log.
380 melee dmg over 2 pops, 20% accuracy, ZERO weaponskills.

[22:47:43] Southamerican defeats Ig-Alima.

3 minutes later... Nobody weekend. Dipshits cant figure out box, etc.

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[22:50:51] (Vaglabond) pop
[22:51:08] One voidstone expended.
[22:51:08] You have 30 minutes (Earth time) to complete the battle.
[22:51:34] (Tarlula) what part of nobody popping but carley do you not fucking understand

Guess I missed that part between the 30 lines of buffs and bar spells that hit my screen. My bad.

[22:41:17] Nobusagi starts casting Barpoison on Nobusagi.
[22:41:17] Nobusagi casts Barsleep.
[22:41:17] Nobusagi gains the effect of Barsleep.
[22:41:17] Entei casts Victory March.
[22:41:17] Entei gains the effect of March.
[22:41:17] Carley gains the effect of March.
[22:41:17] Devoti gains the effect of March.
[22:41:18] Vaglabond gains the effect of March.
[22:41:18] Kiallitch gains the effect of March.
[22:41:18] Entei starts casting Advancing March on Entei.
[22:41:18] Ducks gains the effect of Shell.
[22:41:20] (Tarlula) carley pop when i tell ya k
[22:41:22] Chaoscloud starts casting Protect V on Southamerican.
[22:41:22] Nobusagi starts casting Barparalyze on Nobusagi.
[22:41:23] Nobusagi casts Barpoison.
[22:41:23] Nobusagi gains the effect of Barpoison.
[22:41:25] (Carley) /
[22:41:25] (Tarlula) nobody pop but carley plz
[22:41:26] Entei casts Advancing March.
[22:41:26] Entei gains the effect of March.
[22:41:27] Kiallitch gains the effect of March.
[22:41:27] Carley gains the effect of March.
[22:41:27] Devoti gains the effect of March.
[22:41:27] Vaglabond gains the effect of March.
[22:41:27] Nobusagi starts casting Protect III on Ciscozero.
[22:41:28] Devoti uses Chaos Roll. The total comes to 6!
[22:41:28] Devoti receives the effect of Chaos Roll.
[22:41:28] Kiallitch receives the effect of Chaos Roll.
[22:41:28] Carley receives the effect of Chaos Roll.
[22:41:28] Yukikaki receives the effect of Chaos Roll.
[22:41:28] Entei receives the effect of Chaos Roll.
[22:41:28] Vaglabond receives the effect of Chaos Roll.
[22:41:29] Nobusagi casts Barparalyze.
[22:41:29] Nobusagi gains the effect of Barparalyze.

So it then takes us about 15 mins to kill the mob with an ample supply of temps, and a relatively harmless suggestion is made.

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[23:06:23] (Vaglabond) you should switch sage and kialitch
[23:06:55] (Carley) waiting for weak?
[23:07:08] (Tarlula) wait on whm to unweaken
[23:08:01] (Tarlula) whm's try to keep rr up
[23:08:48] (Vaglabond) should switch sage and kialitch
[23:09:18] (Carley) switch?
[23:09:29] (Vaglabond) party swap
[23:09:40] (Vaglabond) let the sam benefit from marches
[23:09:42] (Vaglabond) etc.
[23:10:12] (Tarlula) go ahead whatever shuts people up
[23:10:37] (Vaglabond) i just dont enjoy wasting my time
[23:10:41] (Vaglabond) to each his own
[23:11:06] (Tarlula) i dont enjoy impatient mouthy people killing my chance to enjoy myself in game
[23:11:21] (Vaglabond) suck a dick
[23:11:32] Vaglabond uses a scroll of Instant Warp.

Backstory: I have been on several runs with these players, and often wondered why I would still respond to a shout. I guess its the laziness of actually sitting there and shouting for 30 minutes myself. I have been on more than 1 run where the ally leader AFK's for 20 mins after the party gathers, or just force dc's etc. when RL jumps in. Think someone had a ss on here of her saying "I'm being forced to change jobs and calm a screaming child" or some shit. Pretty much sums it up. I usually just try to keep my mouth shut, and let people be, but I have a slim tolerance for stupid.

I don't expect to make any friends with this post, but these queens like to gossip ~ so I'll just put it out there. I might be a fucking asshole, but I don't enjoy wasting peoples time. If I forget to bring stones to a set of 6 I put together, I don't fucking warp to get more, etc.

The /tells that followed

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[23:15:41] Tarlula>> you didnt have to be rude and take it there, I didnt go out of line with you
[23:15:58] Tarlula>> but i dont appreciate it when you show up and act like your time is more valuable
[23:15:58] then others
[23:22:34] >>Tarlula : the monk was doing .2 % of dmg, we didnt kill the mob after 10 sets of fanatics
[23:22:58] >>Tarlula : wiping the alliance because of an inferior party set up is wasting everyones time
[23:23:17] Tarlula>> making a change is fine, the carrying on, popping before some ready and then
[23:23:17] cominging about time
[23:23:24] >>Tarlula : merely suggesting switching 2 ppl to a response of "whatever shuts people up"
[23:23:29] Tarlula>> like yours is better then the 17 other in alli was too much
[23:23:51] Tarlula>> well i was pissed off from the start, thats not even nothing coming from me
[23:24:01] Tarlula>> i just wanted people to get to focusing on what we were doing
[23:24:10] Tarlula>> wasnt talking to you alone in the comment
[23:24:41] Tarlula>> i've never had a problem with you til now, dont know whats up but you sure got a chip
[23:24:41] on your shoulder
[23:24:54] Tarlula>> and you use to be easy going and enjoy things
[23:25:57] Tarlula>> i ask people to give the same respect i give them on their runs
[23:26:21] Tarlula>> if you or anyone cant do that or want to ok, no biggie just dont come next time
[23:27:09] >>Tarlula : so i question why nobu is running an enhancing skill up script and suggest the monk
[23:27:09] who isnt doing dick
[23:27:17] >>Tarlula : change parties, and now im the bad guy
[23:28:01] >>Tarlula : if i was about to wipe to ig, i would hope somebody would say something that would
[23:28:01] be to the groups
[23:28:05] >>Tarlula : benefit
[23:28:26] >>Tarlula : waiting for 6 people to unweaken is a waste of everyones time
[23:28:29] Tarlula>> nobu wasnt running no enhancing script fyi
[23:28:50] Tarlula>> no suggesting a swap is fine
[23:28:54] >>Tarlula : ok, well spamming bar spells on blm when we are popping the mob makes zero sense
[23:28:59] Nobusagi>> i was skilling up while we waited so idk what u talking bout
[23:29:10] Tarlula>> he was doing it til we popped
[23:30:24] Tarlula>> but i didnt go chew you out, or tell you to go ???? off or "suck a dick"
[23:31:24] Nobusagi>> i didnt even say shit to u so idk why u gotta talk shit bot me anyways
[23:32:09] >>Nobusagi : u werent even there. i never said shit about you dawg
[23:32:24] Illyana>> poke
[23:32:37] Nobusagi>> lula said u saying i was useing a bot or some shit
[23:33:04] >>Nobusagi : how could you be if she was running your character?
[23:33:08] >>Nobusagi : that doesnt make sense
[23:33:24] Nobusagi>> ive been here since the first of the 6...
[23:34:10] Nobusagi>> and while i waited i cycled though <{Enhancing Magic}> spells dunno how that makes
[23:34:10] me a bad guy
[23:34:16] >>Nobusagi : so they why are you going off of hearsay if u were in the pt?
[23:34:25] >>Nobusagi : then*
[23:34:47] Nobusagi>> i saw what people said i just didnt care
[23:35:12] Nobusagi>> but i dont like u talking shit bout me to people
[23:35:24] Nobusagi>> especially when i didnt do shit to u
[23:35:27] >>Nobusagi : holy fuck
[23:35:41] >>Nobusagi : nobody was talking shit
[23:37:40] Nobusagi>> k nvm then <{Take care.}>

Honestly I dont give a fuck if he's running a script or not to skill enhancing. I just wondered why he was doing it on BLM. I get to listen to this kid cry non stop in VW parties about what he didn't get. Figured it was only natural I take a shot at doing something absofuckinglutely pointless.

tl;dr I'm the asshole and this is my fail.

[Mairja]

That was hilarious, thanks! :D

[ikariiiii]

[23:10:12] (Tarlula) go ahead whatever shuts people up
[23:10:37] (Vaglabond) i just dont enjoy wasting my time
[23:10:41] (Vaglabond) to each his own
[23:11:06] (Tarlula) i dont enjoy impatient mouthy people killing my chance to enjoy myself in game

just kill yourself tarlula. i'm fucking sick of seeing all the bullshit of "its my 12.95 so i can waste your time how i please" in practically every PUG event. fix your errors or play solo with your gimp ass

[Brill Weave]

Ah don't tell me how to play, the fall back line for FFXI gimps for the last decade!

[Kalmado]

The thing I don't understand (probably because I'm trying to use lolLogic), is why people like that get so defense and snotty when you're essentially saying, "try X, it will help".

[Corresapolonia]

The thing I don't understand (probably because I'm trying to use lolLogic), is why people like that get so defense and snotty when you're essentially saying, "try X, it will help".

The only thing i could think of would be to compare it to a situation where you critizise their driving behaviour...
It is of course not the same thing but i imagine that is how they feel about this.

[Septimus]

I love people on this game.

Sitting in an Ig group, I questioned why the BLM was spamming bar spells when we popped the mob. Then suggested that the MNK, who did 0.2% of dmg over 2 pops with full BRD and COR buffs swap with the person in the other DD party who was putting up respectable damage on inferior buffs. This was after we failed to kill the mob after about 10 sets of fanatics, and had to finish it off with half of the alliance weakened.

tl;dr I'm the asshole and this is my fail.

For the sake of your sanity, I would suggest not joining their groups anymore.

[Taint]

http://beast40.com/FFXI/bazaar.jpg

http://beast40.com/FFXI/bazaar2.jpg

[Deader2818]

What was the fail?

[Shenrien]

'dat capped gil.

[Deader2818]

Oh, you werent able to buy them for some reason, Missed that, lol.

[NynJa]

Cause his inventory was full...atleast thats the same message you get if you attempt to purchase from a bazaar at full inventory.

[Khajit]

I'm surprised noone thought to call a Gm and claim that the bazaar function was working incorrectly. Going by how stupid many GM's are it would probably have worked.

[Yugl]

May have been that the person had his or her bazaar screen up?

[NynJa]

May have been that the person had his or her bazaar screen up?

No, if they go into their bazaar while you're in it, you get kicked out saying "bazaar was closed midway through".

I'm playing with this with my mule. Interesting fact for those who dont know: if you type "/c name", you can keep examining them and their bazaar no matter where they go in the zone (you'll get booted from the bazaar if they zone though), but if you target them and click "check", you get kicked out when they're out of range. Even with my mule across port jeuno, I was about to make purchases from her bazaar without fail.

[Draylo]

It's capped gil, try it out on the test server it works the same way. Not really surprising to see nowdays.