Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Vag]

@Siccmade

Fuck the 12.95 comments. Shoulda told him that with all ur rmt monies u were gona leave a horse head in his bed.

[Yugl]

<if commandprefix="/range|/ra|/weaponskill|/ws">
<if EquipAmmo="Omphalos Bullet">
<cancelspell />
<equip when="all"><ammo>remove</ammo></equip>
<addtochat>Bullet unequiped</addtochat>
<return />
</if>
</if>

Try

<if notSpell="Quick Draw"> instead and add that line to the bottom of the XML. That way, gear changes between the Return Rules and Equip rules won't fumble the action. Idk how that would fumble, but extra pre-caution isn't bad imo.

[Siccmade]

Yeah, the 12.95 comments weren't serious at all, because of what he was spamming I decided to be "that guy".

I normally leave the BSTs alone but it was a busy day in Valk and he was fighting 2-4 mobs at a time, so I killed a couple and automatically became RMT. Had a couple friends in zone who thought it was hilarious, as did I.

I've got a few SSs of very angry BSTs getting their e-thug on... But its just typical shit talking and me lol'n. This exchange seemed worthy of a post.

[Tricen]

Funny... I was with 2 other friends and we were farming dynamis and a bst went to claim one of the NMs and wiped pretty hard and we claimed and killed and he got mad and called us RMT. Is that a BST thing or something?

[Kalmado]

Funny... I was with 2 other friends and we were farming dynamis and a bst went to claim one of the NMs and wiped pretty hard and we claimed and killed and he got mad and called us RMT. Is that a BST thing or something?

Most of them, especially it would seem the gimper ones in dyna, just act like bitches when others take what's "theirs". I had a guy follow me around emoting and sending me /tells calling me a noob because he got charmed by the Goober NM in Valk so I killed it. Also had numerous /tells from others when they have 3+ mobs and I come up and kill them when there is nothing left.

[Apelila]

I normally leave the BSTs alone but it was a busy day in Valk and he was fighting 2-4 mobs at a time, so I killed a couple and automatically became RMT. Had a couple friends in zone who thought it was hilarious, as did I.

I was wondering how a person "Steals" a dynamis nowadays.

White mob? RMT.

[Khajit]

White mob. They like to grab 4~6+ at a time and sloooowly whittle the things down and there's always several bst doing this. The general attitude of alot of people is "fuck bst" thanks to this.

[Brill Weave]

I tend to leave them alone so long as they aren't pulling shit from me or pulling 4+ mobs at a time.

[Shirai]

I tend to leave them alone so long as they aren't pulling shit from me or pulling 4+ mobs at a time.

Same here, most of the people (including beastmasters) I encounter during the runs I do usually just fight 2 at a time, 3 if one happens to agro them when they are fighting.

But if I see people are intentionally hoarding mobs I will take one or a few unclaimed mobs off their hands, and I don't care if they've been staggered or not.
Aside from that the occasional hoarder learns pretty quick that their strategy does not invoke friendly competition and most stop doing it or doing Dynamis entirely because the angry crowd of players they invoke makes sure they hardly have a mob left to fight.

[Cairthenn]

My stance has always been, 'If you can't keep it claimed, I'm sure somebody else can.'

And if anyone has a problem with that, oh well.

[Robertfb]

My stance has always been, 'If you can't keep it claimed, I'm sure somebody else can.'

And if anyone has a problem with that, oh well.

My stance when it comes to dynamis farming (esp if it's a NM) is the same, it really irks me when I see a bst grab a NM and leave it unclaimed while fighting 3 other mobs to proc them and leaving his pet to kill the NM, as well as when a thf, of all people, pulls the same shit and procs the mob and leaves it at 5% unclaimed while going around grabbing more just so i couldn't get them (they learn real quick not to do that shit when i heavy strike that 5% mob lol).

Only time where i've felt guilty about stealing a mob is when I stole the smn NM in dyna basty and accidently made it diamond dust the group killing the avy (they had a fucking sch/blm that could have slept it ffs) and mpking them.

[Robertfb]

EDIT: Double post

[NynJa]

Yellow is fair game!

seriously, look, I'm sorry, but if you have a proced mob at 5% blinking between yellow and purple and I have TP, why would I not run over, WS it, get 1-4 coins, and then go back to the mob I'm on? You'd have to be fucking dumb to think otherwise.

[S N K]

Funny... I was with 2 other friends and we were farming dynamis and a bst went to claim one of the NMs and wiped pretty hard and we claimed and killed and he got mad and called us RMT. Is that a BST thing or something?

No, As a BST myself I'd say that's just a fucking butthurt thing. Which NM was it if I may ask?

P.S. as a BST it's not hard to keep claim on two mobs at once but so many of the bandwagon ones I've run into during runs just fucking suck at it.

[Kensagaku]

Even as a BST, I agree with white being fair game. If you get a link, whatever, it's one link and sometimes it happens. But if you're hoarding mobs and a camp runs dry, or running over to proc 2-3 mobs while your pet is busy killing the other 2-3 you've already got proc'd? You bet I'm gonna come after a few freebies. Nothing like a proc'd yellow mob. As long as there's other mobs, then I won't give them a hard time, but when the situation comes up I'll generally take one or two, then give them a /tell warning saying that if the camp runs out, their mobs are free game. Most get the picture by then, or at least understand and we have a truce of sorts as long as there's more mobs available.

I don't know where you guys get all of your BST horror stories, most of the ones I deal with on Valefor in Dynamis don't give me a problem so long as we reach that understanding.

[fatty]

Even as a BST, I agree with white being fair game. If you get a link, whatever, it's one link and sometimes it happens. But if you're hoarding mobs and a camp runs dry, or running over to proc 2-3 mobs while your pet is busy killing the other 2-3 you've already got proc'd? You bet I'm gonna come after a few freebies. Nothing like a proc'd yellow mob. As long as there's other mobs, then I won't give them a hard time, but when the situation comes up I'll generally take one or two, then give them a /tell warning saying that if the camp runs out, their mobs are free game. Most get the picture by then, or at least understand and we have a truce of sorts as long as there's more mobs available.

I don't know where you guys get all of your BST horror stories, most of the ones I deal with on Valefor in Dynamis don't give me a problem so long as we reach that understanding.

Its usually the fucking JPs in valkurm that you have to watch for doing that shit to you. And then they hoard like 15 mobs and don't proc a damn one of them.

[Falaras]

Was in a Smiter group with a Paladin that said Bale+2 was a good WS piece for Drk, his reasoning was pretty solid:


His lovely gear, 90 Almace wtf:

[Mairja]

[Draylo]

im not arguing with u

[Vag]

More fun on caby with gimp ass Envy LS. (The shell that takes 12 to farm Apademik)

He asked me to come on thf to Akvan so I did..

Joeweed>> TH gear pls b4 i pop
Joeweed>> all u gotta do is put it on b4 i pop once i pop u can change it bk
>>Joeweed : i use it in a voke macro dont worry

My chat log is fucked up, but he says something to the extent of, you must have it on before I pop the mob. Whether this is true or not, I have no idea (though I'm inclined to think he is borderline retarded saying this), I've never been asked to be the th bitch at VW. And I never use TH gear outside of voke or ja macro, but to appease the alliance leader I equipped it at the beginning and then was accused of not doing so.

I then get booted from the party after that pop because I didn't hit thf j/a 1 proc. Sorry for using it at the beginning of the fight with feint to stack your precious TH on a fucking VW mob your holiness.

Long short, this dude, like every other limp dick dood in that shell is riding Tarlula's tranny dick, who apparently has to tell all her cronies that I am the enemy because I think she is a fucking retard. (read the diatribe a few pages back if you are so inclined to see this reasoning.)

After getting kicked, I see Trannylula's online BF enter the zone, and it all comes together. These people will straight boot you out of their VW party for no reason if one of their ls mates makes it out of the closet long enough to touch a keyboard.

Parse results from before I get kicked. Poopy thf is poopy.



I would have taken SS's of their gear, but decided to pop the mob a couple times and see how long it took to kill me with a full set of temps.

I find it comical that people who claim themselves as female on this game can manipulate boys into causing trouble with strangers. People on carby, cross-server, in your own life, dont mindlessly follow digital tits. FFS, what are these kids coming to. I'll buy you a fucking hooker if you're that desperate.