Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Nattack]

Squabbles in sky, such old news.
I've never seen anyone get so heated over having a little competition at something as simple as despot.

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I even chatcoloured it for you c:

So the story goes; I was heading to Despot and a party is there. No problem sort of. We're competing for groundskeepers and I make the grievous mistake of claiming one first:

[17:22:45]Tidusjecht : fuck off
[17:22:48]Nattack : lol what
[17:23:16]Nattack : im pretty sure i /ra'd it first, lower your blood pressure
[17:23:39]Imgimp>> how about we were there before u guys then yall showed up just to be dicks
[17:23:56]Imgimp>> if u woulda been there i woulda let yall have the spot
[17:23:58]>>Imgimp : there is nothing stopping me from ccamping despot
[17:24:10]Imgimp>> theres 100 other pops u could also do
[17:24:18]>>Imgimp : wah
[17:24:47]Imgimp>> why do u gotta be a dick about it tho?
[17:24:55]>>Imgimp : im not, im camping despot, you're mad because you have competition
[17:25:18]Imgimp>> i just think with how little ppl do sky now, when u see ppl camping one hting, why overcamp them?
[17:25:25]Imgimp>> its just cruel and mean
[17:25:57]>>Imgimp : CRUEL? HAHA. wait until you see what I do to kittens.
[17:48:38]Imgimp : lil cunt

he sneaked in that "lil cunt" somewhere, i never saw it, but now that I see it, my feelings are hurt. I'm more of an aereola.

time passes, i outclaim simple groundskeepers a few times, and my shitstirring instinct gets the better of me.

[18:14:21]Nattack : d'aww
[18:14:30]Imgimp : need gm?
[18:14:40]Nattack : what are you gonna tell him? please, enlighten me
[18:14:47]Nattack : "Someones camping despot on top of me"
[18:15:06]Imgimp : rather go with the 3rd pt thing
[18:15:10]Imgimp : works nicer
[18:15:18]Nattack : what, lol
[18:16:02]Nattack : do it, don't go dissapointing me, theres nothing more pitiful than false threats.

even more time passes, a friend comes by and we team up, as well as another bst who seems to live in sky.
Imgimp decides to attempt to dissuede us, albeit poorly, from camping despot while frantically attempting to claim groundskeepers.

[18:43:17]Imgimp : its funny how u guys act like this is a 10 mil gil item lol
[18:43:21]Imgimp : when its a lol200k
[18:43:36]Imgimp : i got 3 on mules but meh a few more wouldnt hurt
[18:43:38]Nattack : you're terrible at reverse psychology.
[18:43:54]Imgimp : lol r u retarded
[18:43:59]Imgimp : this pop is worth nothing
[18:44:13]Imgimp : u guys camping it madly like it is

finally, and the end of my little - yet rare conflict. Imgimp keeps attempting to claim multiple mobs with a single character, and threatens to GM me for the second time, apparently "stealing mobs" is a GMable offense.

[18:55:23]Nattack : that wont work
[18:55:28]Imgimp : now thats gmable
[18:55:32]Imgimp : stealing mobs
[18:55:37]Imgimp : thc now im calling
[18:55:47]Nattack : lets see it
[18:56:20]Nattack : also: claiming 2 mobs at a time and not being able to hold both of them != stealing c:
[18:56:43]Nattack : but id like to see how the GM feels about that.

and then i got called Nuttsack. again. goddamn my easily misconstruable name.

The moral of this story is, don't camp overtop of people. Even if you have just as much right to camp it as anyone else, because the personal GM police will be threatened upon you. I'm still waiting, but I know they're coming.
Personally, I'm shaking in my lederhosen.

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It is an embarrassment on my part to be involved in a shout fight in sky. Here is my dirty laundry.

[Mairja]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2n0oqqx.png

/shrug

That's... idk, I am lost for words.

[Nattack]

well, with a name like bignugguh...

[Omnipotent]

Random Fail: Joined a Zilart T2 shout for Modron. At 50%, everyone started wiping so the leader, ( Some gimp Kacura/Pink THF) told alliance to run away. We used a cluster, I said fuck this we got this, everyone ignored me. Me and a WHM in my party only people who stayed and we duo'd the NM from 50% to 0% while the other 15 in alliance watched. Thanks for being bitches.

[grevenilvec75]

Cutting down on his tp spam helps a lot, back in the day that was one of the few mobs we tanked and had melee run in to WS.

[Prothescar]

"back in the day" lol

[Darkmagi]

Thought I was seeing things when I saw that... lol. Never thought I would see a "back in the day" to describe something VW related, let alone post 75 cap.

[Chocobunnies]

I was thinking the same, it's like really, that's your "back in the day?" no offense or anything, just striked me as odd lol.

[Mairja]

"Back in the day" is when plds earth (terra) staff tanked stuff. :D


At least to me it is...

[Brill Weave]

"Back in the day" is when plds earth (terra) staff tanked stuff. :D


At least to me it is...

Christ the horrible memories there.

[Jem]

Back in the day seasonal events seemed a lot more fun. Unlocking the servers OP warps by everyone being raped by treants was so simple yet enjoyable.

[Niiro]

Intheday WAR75/NIN37
{Joyeuse}:O
{sky}{moon}:O
{Please invite me.}

[Churchill]

lol auto trans

[Furionstormrage]

Hey, having {Moon}{Pass} was ballin'

[Chamaan]

I remember our LS getting a warning from a GM for holding a mob because our Pld was tanking Simurgh with an Earth Staff. "If you do not make a serious attempt to kill the monster I will jail you." Or something to that effect. This of course was in the days longlong ago when Simurgh was a big deal and hurt was so abundant it rotted on the vine for want of butts.

[Eldelphia]

Back in the day is KRT MNK parties being ungodly and out of reach xp. Arrowburns in Bibiki bay and 4k+ per hour being standard xp. Where the TNLs hadn't been adjusted down.

[Saithorx]

blast your KRT MNK parties ruining my KRT BLM party's EXP!!

[Rulke]

Back in the day seasonal events seemed a lot more fun. Unlocking the servers OP warps by everyone being raped by treants was so simple yet enjoyable.

People on Bismark were quoting Tolkien while doing this. Heh.

[Kazen]

Ullikummi(CAMP)(MINE)

[Ruch]

Hardly anybody who plays now realizes how hard and shitty some of the drops we farmed.
Ulli camp vs rmt hahaha,round the clock Tiamat Cerb Khim, 4k/hour XP in bibbki bay.... Shit is too easy with little to no challange. and easy rewards.