BG Financial: Lend me some dough! (the final postings of eaglestrike)

[AidenCarby]

wop and I are probably the only people on the board who could finance this, and on behalf of both of us, go fuck yourself OP. I'm shocked you even made this thread lol

*cough*

[Seraph]

So, after the better part of a year having people tell him to get the fuck out of his mother's house due to all the bullshit and drama, he finally leaves....because she kicked his ass out? Fucking unbelievable.

Also, since when did his invalid girlfriend leave the house? Did I miss a thread somewhere? Did she finally put up with enough of his bullshit to crawl away despite her debilitating condition? I gave him two serious advice posts! I feel I'm entitled to know!

[hey]

Pretty sure she moved out a few months ago, because his mom kicked her out or something.

[Metah]

Holy shit you miss a lot if you don't check general discussion for a day or two

[Stumblingdrunk]

Fuck this! Bring eagle strike back! I want to know how safe my investments in BG savings and Loan will be.

[tyven]

*cough*

you are only rich because your parents embezzled millions. i prefer your method of being rich to theirs.

[Brill Weave]

Good luck Eagle. And I say that sincerely.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Actually, Cream, I've been meaning to mention. Are you familiar with Adverse Possession?

I didn't mean that to rhyme, but do answer the question. It could go a long way to relieving some tension.

I lol'd

[AidenCarby]

you are only rich because your parents embezzled millions. i prefer your method of being rich to theirs.

omglol

[solanis]

both of you inherited, I built my fortune. don't cough at me, fatty

[Cayos]

Hey Solanis/Aiden/Wop, I could really use some beer money. I won't pay you back. $5k should cover it.

[Palin]

Someone give us the synopsis of ES's story? I couldn't keep up with all his threads.

[Gekii]

its hilarious how serious page one is, but im glad things became as they should be on page two

[shepardG]

Someone give us the synopsis of ES's story? I couldn't keep up with all his threads.

"Dear BG,
I'm completely retarded, fat, and although i work close to 80hrs a week as a pizza delivery boy, I am still lazy. I want to ask you questions about important life decisions, even when the answer should be obvious, and then when you tell me the obvious answer, and I don't like it, I will pussy-foot around the reality until i get mad at you for being straight up. I will then proceed to provide bullshit synopsis of what is wrong with my life, asking further questions which i will ignore the answer too, and eventually reach a point where I will just ask you for money, that i'm sure i won't get, but like the rest of my life, i'll place my chances on that "0.0001%" chance that someone will loan it to me.
Further more i would lieBANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED"

That should about sum it up.

[wop]

Buy a croc bag or fund OP?
Buy a croc bag or fund OP?
Buy a croc bag or fund OP?

Why am I even thinking lol

Solanis, where are you now? I'm flying to HK next week, join me there and we can buy 10 asian hookers each every night

[Cream Soda]

I have low standards, I'll take a fast food gift card ya'll

[BadKarma]

Buy a croc bag or fund OP?
Buy a croc bag or fund OP?
Buy a croc bag or fund OP?

Why am I even thinking lol

Solanis, where are you now? I'm flying to HK next week, join me there and we can buy 10 asian hookers each every night

I assume you're both getting males

[Dimmauk]

I assume you're both getting she-males

Fixed. They are Asian hookers ya know

[kuronosan]

I'm still waiting for financial advice.

[Fievel]

Man, Eaglestrike threads always deliver...can't say I'll miss them though.