fyi there are plenty of ugly black babies too but they all look the same to me so dont ask for an example
ALL newborns look busted in the face imo
inb4 went down at sea, "Hurricane Helga swallowed a bunch of sea men.."
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I can guarantee you there is no such thing as a sexy baby
Depends on who you ask.
oh that's nasty
rofl
indeed
all babies are ugly
i remember this one time one of my friends brought his girlfriend over to my house and she brought her ugly fucking baby over and he had some mole on his fucking face and im like "Dude, whats wrong with your baby's face?" Never saw that girl ever again.
I once wrote a song titled, Your Baby Is Uglier Than You Are (and I Want To Punch It)
do you babysit?
Only if that is a euphemism for smothering babies.