Single Awareness Day (Valentine's Day)

[Dizzy]

Been single for 7 years so it's another sexy anniversary with my hand(s) and/or toys

[Xno Kappa]

You don't celebrate Valentines Day to make your girl feel happy. You celebrate it so she reciprocates the gesture on Steak and Blowjob day.

[Silenka]

Probably nothing, unless my bf (who is apathetic as hell) decides he wants to be proactive. We're broke as shit though so I don't really care if he doesn't do anything.

[shidobu]

Last year actually had a girl of interests to do valentines day for
made dinner chicken Parmesan (home made shit yo) and brownies. A mix cd, origami hearts, a stuffed bear, and a Dvd. Sat around cuddled up on the couch watching Toy Story 3

Know what i got?

Spoiler: show

nothing, yo fuck this holiday bitch didn't even give me a kiss let alone some head. I went outa my way to make sure i did something nice and special after hearing her say "nobody has ever really given me a valentines day gift" after we had been talking for about a month. So i figured yooo my time to shine, nooooooopeeee. Oh well ima just make my mom and sister some shit i saw on youtube, fuck bitches get money

[Mertron]

kumite then a few beers

whats valentines day

[Nemesio]

My Dad is getting married... And I have no date. Talk about pathetic.

[Ksandra]

You don't celebrate Valentines Day to make your girl feel happy. You celebrate it so she reciprocates the gesture on Steak and Blowjob day.

It's true. You fuckers think about this when you're planning your day.

[shidobu]

My Dad is getting married... And I have no date. Talk about pathetic.

lol... you should never take a date to a wedding the fuck is wrong with you. IF theres gonna be an open bar (assuming). Then happy fucking hunting your not the only single person in the world you know

[Velgadess]

No one to spend it with. Will be celebrating friend's bday.

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[chiyio]

If the ring is done by then, i might propose on v day. We'll see, that might be too cheesy for me, heh. Sucks it's during the week, really limits any options because girl has to be to work at 5:45 fucking am mon-fri.

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[Acturus]

Fuck Tuesday holidays.

I'll be working all day and I teach Tuesday nights.

So, I'll get a gift and cook dinner another night for the wife.

[Aevis]

regular work day + gym. although that off-hand masturbating sounds like a worthy challenge.

[Cail]

I was thinking of sitting in my chair, listening to One is the Loneliest Number, and using my tears as lube while I masturbate.

this. plus my fire dept. has business meetings 2nd tuesday of the month, so ill do that too plus FIT testing

[BaneTheBrawler]

What is this "Valentine's Day" you speak of? As far as I know, the only important things about Feb 14th are my friend's birthday and Mass Effect 3 demo. Thread title should be changed to Mass Effect 3 Demo Day, tbh, since everyone seems to hate this "Valentine's Day"

[Yugl]

Having roses and chocolates delivered to myself so I appear to have someone that cares about me.

Spoiler: show

Norly I don't have that kind of money to waste.

[Obiron]

I'm in a fairly new relationship and she says she doesn't care too much for Valentine's Day (nor do I). She wants to make dinner for me and spend the night in. I'm having flowers sent to her work, just because this is our first and I want to play it safe.

[archibaldcrane]

I'm probably going to fill her car up Monday night with some bears and shit to throw her off the scent, since she saw a text on my phone to this big-tittied friend of mine saying "I'm parked outside" and now she's all super suspicious and I had to play like I was planning a big surprise for her so she doesn't think I'm cheating on her.

Now she thinks I'm going to propose to her so I need to go big on V-Day so she thinks that's the surprise.

so she's actually surprised when I propose on Saturday when we're wine-tasting in Sonoma.


Surprises are so much fucking work, jesus christ just let me stash the engagement ring at my big-tittied friend's apartment so you don't find it fuck.

[Drex]

Probably going out to breakfast and dinner and watching romantic comedies or some shit on Netflix. If you don't like holidays great, don't celebrate them, but don't shit on everyone else's parade.

[Milkster]

I'm probably going to fill her car up Monday night with some bears and shit to throw her off the scent, since she saw a text on my phone to this big-tittied friend of mine saying "I'm parked outside" and now she's all super suspicious and I had to play like I was planning a big surprise for her so she doesn't think I'm cheating on her.

Now she thinks I'm going to propose to her so I need to go big on V-Day so she thinks that's the surprise.

so she's actually surprised when I propose on Saturday when we're wine-tasting in Sonoma.


Surprises are so much fucking work, jesus christ just let me stash the engagement ring at my big-tittied friend's apartment so you don't find it fuck.

What kind of ring did you get? Harry Winston or bust.

To add to the thread, I'm single after breaking up with the boyfriend last week due to issues. My pledge brother is taking me out on Valentine's Day for an ironic, non-homosexual dinner.

[Yugl]

so she's actually surprised when I propose on Saturday when we're wine-tasting in Sonoma.

When the hell did he get in on your relationship?