Single Awareness Day (Valentine's Day)

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Show her your bad ass scars and tell her you got it in 'Nam.

Oddly enough. She already finds my scars really sexy. Just gotta finish her stupid 3 date rule and then let the boinking begin.

[Milkster]

Scars are signs of bad-asses.

[archibaldcrane]

3-date rule?

rofl

i haven't waited 3 dates to bang since....i lost my virginity?

oh god that might be true

[Howie Roary]

gonna be single on Valentine's Day and it's gonna be a breath of fresh air away from the off-and-on drama of my most recent relationship

the day will likely pass uneventfully and I'm cool with that, I'll be happy to have a nice relaxing day to myself


also c-section scars give me the willies, and implant scars, anything face or torso really

[Howie Roary]

3-date rule?

rofl

i haven't waited 3 dates to bang since....i lost my virginity?

oh god that might be true

I was annoyed but respectful of the last girl that insisted on waiting -- what a stupid see-through "rule" if it's inevitable on the 3rd date

go get a better judgment of character or don't get plastered on the first date

[archibaldcrane]

If a girl doesn't want to fuck me, then our relationship isn't going to work so why waste time?

If she does want to fuck me but doesn't because doing so would make her feel like a whore and she thinks that's a bad thing then she's got issues she needs to get fixed, not in a relationship.

3-date rule lol.

[Lucavi]

Might call a friend's sister for dinner and a movie. She got absurdly hot in such a short time - good thing I was a good friend to her back in the day.

[AoE]

There was this manthra on Fairy named AoE. Hard as hell to kill in Ballista >O

>BO

[Tajin]

If a girl doesn't want to fuck me, then our relationship isn't going to work so why waste time?
If she does want to fuck me but doesn't because doing so would make her feel like a whore and she thinks that's a bad thing then she's got issues she needs to get fixed, not in a relationship.
3-date rule lol.

Word.

On lefty-handjob day related news. Sending her a self made awful animated card, and giving a perfume, which is win-win because it drives me nuts.

[altwight]

the girlfriend came to me while cooking tonight and laid out the plan for vday.

go see some shitty romance movie go eat awesome food come back home and sex.



sounds doable.

[thetruepandagod]

waking up at 3pm, taking a shower, playing games, eating, gym at midnight, sleep. Same as every other day. I had to google what day valentines even was...

[Guitarman]

Night before Financial Accounting paper is due, so of course i'll be writing the whole thing that night. Yay?

[Omniyoji]

I'm probably going to fill her car up Monday night with some bears and shit to throw her off the scent, since she saw a text on my phone to this big-tittied friend of mine saying "I'm parked outside" and now she's all super suspicious and I had to play like I was planning a big surprise for her so she doesn't think I'm cheating on her.

Now she thinks I'm going to propose to her so I need to go big on V-Day so she thinks that's the surprise.

so she's actually surprised when I propose on Saturday when we're wine-tasting in Sonoma.


Surprises are so much fucking work, jesus christ just let me stash the engagement ring at my big-tittied friend's apartment so you don't find it fuck.

What kind of ring did you get? Harry Winston or bust.

To add to the thread, I'm single after breaking up with the boyfriend last week due to issues. My pledge brother is taking me out on Valentine's Day for an ironic, non-homosexual dinner.

Terrible cell phone photo but
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...1-21141932.jpg

Cushion cut single halo 18k white gold blah blah

Should've given her the ol'Omniyoji test:

When you're proposing you do the usual except when you pull out the ring and open the box she'll see something like this:

Spoiler: show

Right now all you're waiting for is a yes/no answer (if she comments on the ring that might be a bad sign). You politely say you'll explain after she answers the question in hand. If she says no (and you're not a douche) she's done you a favor. If she says yes (you're fucked) you tell her you couldn't make your mind and since she'll be the one wearing it forever she gets to choose exactly what she wants.

As for my Valentine's day, I'll be out jogging for 2 hours come home and surprise wake her up with a slap to the face from my schweddy balls...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BG~

[vagus]

Been seeing this person for 3 weeks. 2nd date got it wet. Unsure what we should do on vday. Dinner? Gift? Flowers? A combination?

[dejet]

Oh ya, and me and this girl who I dated for a short ass time has been talking. Lol she found me on a online site and it said we where a good match.

She said she's been thinking about us, ill ask her if she's been thinking about it sometime after v-day. Get to be a cheap ass for one year.

[Clash Perez]

I'm so glad my fiancée has sense and didn't want an expensive ring. She'd have been pissed at me if I'd spent 6-10% of my annual income on her engagement ring.

She's in S.Korea teaching English to kidlets, so I'll be spending the day working and hoping to catch her on Skype for half an hour before I go to bed.

[archibaldcrane]

I could tie a ribbon around her finger and she would be thrilled to marry me. She loves me.

I bought her a beautiful ring because I can afford it and I love her. Pretty easy decision.

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[Yugl]

Should go with the ribbon and say "You are my gift from me to me."

[Xno Kappa]

Never understood the :foreveralone: haters. When you're convinced you've found the right woman, you marry her son.

[zoobernut]

I could tie a ribbon around her finger and she would be thrilled to marry me. She loves me.

I bought her a beautiful ring because I can afford it and I love her. Pretty easy decision.

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Cosign. Just because a girl would say yes even if you gave her a ring made out of aluminum foil doesn't mean you can't spend a little bit more if you can afford it. I think the most important thing about a ring is does it fit the style of the girl who you are getting it for. Even if you can afford a large ring if your girl wants a smaller ring then go for that. If your girl likes something larger then get her something larger.

Also kinda surprised at the reactions here to the name Phoenix. Everyone I have run the name by other than you guys(except Ksandra) have had a positive reaction to the name. Curious. Well if we do decide on that name at least it isn't as bad as Camden Parker, (just kidding Tyche).