Single Awareness Day (Valentine's Day)

**Ryko** · 2012-02-12 12:01

It's a great rule to get weed out guys who seem sincere but just want to fuck and never talk to you again.

It's easy enough to act like a decent human being for 3 dates. Alcohol in and of itself can make a person seem laid back for enough encounters to get it in.

**Shuvo** · 2012-02-13 18:22

Started dating this science major last week and used this to impress her.

http://tiny.cc/qgju0

Mwahahha. Geek girls are awesome.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2012-02-13 19:41

"My roommate is gone for the night. You're welcome to come over and spend the night if you want"

Be back tomorrow!!!!

**Mazmaz** · 2012-02-13 20:09

Just remember to actually make a move instead of endlessly making out like a betamax.

**Yugl** · 2012-02-13 20:33

Waiting for the second lungs collapse.

**Cloudius** · 2012-02-13 20:51

Originally Posted by Mazmaz

Just remember to actually make a move instead of endlessly making out like a betamax.

I don't get the analogue

. Also, guilty of doing that once..

**Cloudius** · 2012-02-13 21:00

I was suppose to have a date tomorrow, but shit got complicated annnnnd a quick mspaint..

**Mazmaz** · 2012-02-13 21:05

Originally Posted by Cloudius

I don't get the analogue

. Also, guilty of doing that once..

The maximum level of betaness (opposite of alphaness). Not like VHS...

**Cloudius** · 2012-02-13 21:08

Originally Posted by Mazmaz

The maximum level of betaness (opposite of alphaness). Not like VHS...

Derp I was think of the tape

**Kipling** · 2012-02-13 21:14

Originally Posted by Mazmaz

>implying women don't love skinny, sick, deathly looking dudes

We get it dude, you don't have to remind us you're a 4chan try-hard in every post.

**Mazmaz** · 2012-02-13 21:17

Nice try I see Pug

**pugnax179** · 2012-02-13 21:18

he told me to see some stupidity

**Hex** · 2012-02-14 08:46

This sums today up for me.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2012-02-14 10:43

Best
Night
Ever

**BadKarma** · 2012-02-14 10:47

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

Best
Night
Ever

Aw did someone lose his virginity?

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2012-02-14 10:50

I lost that years ago.

It's more of having sex doesn't make me feel like coughing till I nearly pass out and die.

**BadKarma** · 2012-02-14 10:59

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

I lost that years ago.

It's more of having sex doesn't make me feel like coughing till I nearly pass out and die.

I see I see. Well burn those calories.

**AoE** · 2012-02-14 11:35

So I lost that bet, then.

**Mertron** · 2012-02-14 12:10

ONE DOLLAR

**Conrad** · 2012-02-14 12:16

I'll buy that

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