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  1. #161

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    Quote Originally Posted by vagus View Post
    I'm more curious how the fuck this "IT guy" spent $130 on software. Doesn't this guy know how to use torrents? Bad ass gun though.
    Not everybody steals shit?

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    My dad always threatened to throw the computer out the window. I called his bluffs.
    Hence why you always in BG Chat and not working lolol!

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    I am by far the worst poster in most threads, including Olroy and Mazmaz. I go from 0 to Mad in 0.6 seconds. Also, 8==============D
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    a lot of IT professionals frown upon piracy, has nothing to do with not having the ability or know how

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    My dad always threatened to throw the computer out the window. I called his bluffs.
    Pretty sure I speak for a majority of BG when I say, we all wish he had.

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    I remember one time when my Dad had asked my brother and I to do some chore when we were teenagers, and of course we procrastinated (I still fucking procrastinate), so he stopped us while we were playing Nintendo (8-bit), ripped it out of the plug, opened the upstairs window and chucked the console out. He said nothing else except, once again, to get the chore done. After a few minutes passed after he left, we went out and got the grass-stained console, plugged it back up and, of course, it worked again.

    Those old consoles were fucking unbreakable. That NES still works like a charm, and we got it somewhere back around 1987.

  6. #166
    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
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    FUCK FUCK FUCK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    I remember one time when my Dad had asked my brother and I to do some chore when we were teenagers, and of course we procrastinated (I still fucking procrastinate), so he stopped us while we were playing Nintendo (8-bit), ripped it out of the plug, opened the upstairs window and chucked the console out. He said nothing else except, once again, to get the chore done. After a few minutes passed after he left, we went out and got the grass-stained console, plugged it back up and, of course, it worked again.

    Those old consoles were fucking unbreakable. That NES still works like a charm, and we got it somewhere back around 1987.
    So true. I remember dropping my SEGA Genesis console (not intentionally) down a flight of hardwood stairs. Thing still works to this day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    I remember one time when my Dad had asked my brother and I to do some chore when we were teenagers, and of course we procrastinated (I still fucking procrastinate), so he stopped us while we were playing Nintendo (8-bit), ripped it out of the plug, opened the upstairs window and chucked the console out. He said nothing else except, once again, to get the chore done. After a few minutes passed after he left, we went out and got the grass-stained console, plugged it back up and, of course, it worked again.
    I know you just made this story up because you didn't immediately become an upstanding young citizen and happily get your chores done with a smile and then hugged your father for helping you become a good hard working american.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    I remember one time when my Dad had asked my brother and I to do some chore when we were teenagers, and of course we procrastinated (I still fucking procrastinate), so he stopped us while we were playing Nintendo (8-bit), ripped it out of the plug, opened the upstairs window and chucked the console out. He said nothing else except, once again, to get the chore done. After a few minutes passed after he left, we went out and got the grass-stained console, plugged it back up and, of course, it worked again.

    Those old consoles were fucking unbreakable. That NES still works like a charm, and we got it somewhere back around 1987.
    You CAN NOT break those controllers either. Would get so mad at games and think my hulk strength could bend those rectangle bastards in half. Ain't happening.

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    lol. @30 millions views, Youtube gonna pay him like 20k or something. Mad profit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    I remember one time when my Dad had asked my brother and I to do some chore when we were teenagers, and of course we procrastinated (I still fucking procrastinate), so he stopped us while we were playing Nintendo (8-bit), ripped it out of the plug, opened the upstairs window and chucked the console out. He said nothing else except, once again, to get the chore done. After a few minutes passed after he left, we went out and got the grass-stained console, plugged it back up and, of course, it worked again.

    Those old consoles were fucking unbreakable. That NES still works like a charm, and we got it somewhere back around 1987.
    My mom took a hammer to my PS2 once because I was playing FFXI too much, still works to this day.

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    Can withstand being chucked at the ground from the top of a three story apartment complex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You CAN NOT break those controllers either. Would get so mad at games and think my hulk strength could bend those rectangle bastards in half. Ain't happening.
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rbEWx36GEm...e_gulf_war.JPG

    It's too bad Nintendo ran out of nintendium by the time 64 was made.

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    You should have freedom of speech...unless you're a teenager ofc.







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    I hadn't seen the video until just now but saw it being floated around FB and such. I had already passed judgement on the guy as a crazy hick that was going overboard but after watching it I have to say that this guy rules.

    The line where he says the bullets are exploding hollow points and she owes him a dollar a bullet was priceless.

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    Good lord those are all retarded.

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    People are fucking awful at memes, those really are bad and you should feel bad too.

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    What'd the laptop do to anybody? Shoot the daughter.

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    >doesn't like memes attacking his personal hero
    >THEN WHO WAS SURPRISED

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    Those things ARE bad.

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    Even if I didn't agree with what he did, those would still be utter shit.

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