Someone died in my bed, what to do with the body.

**Silviya** · 2012-02-20 22:33

Nap with the corpse made my night. Thanks!

**Colenzo** · 2012-02-20 22:35

cum in its orifices and then call the cops

**Guitarman** · 2012-02-20 22:45

Originally Posted by Colenzo

cum in its orifices and then call the cops

yeah seconding this. nut on the face then call authorities. The reactions to your explanation would be priceless.

**tyven** · 2012-02-20 22:48

cant tell you how many times ive jerked off on some chick i thought was passed out only to realize she was dead

**Cleverness** · 2012-02-20 22:49

Yea dead hookers and politics are a common thing I hear

**Kwijiboe** · 2012-02-20 22:50

Laughs had: 8.

**Souj** · 2012-02-20 23:28

Leave the mattress, sheets, pillows and vomit all in place. do not clean up a single thing. leave it all exactly as it is. If you still have possession of the body, leave that as well.
Then take out an ad on Craigslist saying that for $1000 a person can sleep in the bed for a night.
There are some crazy people with even crazier fetishes and soon all of those rich people will come to you wishing to fulfill their dreams of sleeping in the filth that came from and killed a person. And soon you will have enough money to buy an entirely new house.

**Milkster** · 2012-02-20 23:34

Who changed the title? What was the first one? Also this thread was interesting. I just sort of sat here like this needed a thread?

BTW: Apelila is a guy... So, the baby making is out the window.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-02-20 23:47

Originally Posted by Souj

Leave the mattress, sheets, pillows and vomit all in place. do not clean up a single thing. leave it all exactly as it is. If you still have possession of the body, leave that as well.
Then take out an ad on Craigslist saying that for $1000 a person can sleep in the bed for a night.
There are some crazy people with even crazier fetishes and soon all of those rich people will come to you wishing to fulfill their dreams of sleeping in the filth that came from and killed a person. And soon you will have enough money to buy an entirely new house.

**Kaisha** · 2012-02-21 00:01

So the moral of the story is, don't sleep on your back?

**miokomioko** · 2012-02-21 00:16

The Simpsons taught me at a young age to sleep on my stomach if I'm wasted and to roll a drunkard over if they pass out on their back.

**Tajin** · 2012-02-21 00:43

Originally Posted by tyven

cant tell you how many times ive jerked off on some chick i thought was passed out only to realize she was dead

Awesome.

**Vandole** · 2012-02-21 00:51

in all seriousness, shouldnt your insurance cover a new bed? or would this fall under the act of god category? maybe if you go see a therapist and act like you're afraid to sleep..

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-02-21 00:52

Originally Posted by tyven

cant tell you how many times ive jerked off on some chick i thought was passed out only to realize she was dead

Rofl.

**Mojo** · 2012-02-21 02:00

you've turned your friend's death into a joke on BG

**Guitarman** · 2012-02-21 02:06

In OP's defense, dying because you're a fucking retard doesn't really qualify you for sympathy.

**Apelila** · 2012-02-21 07:13

Originally Posted by Vandole

in all seriousness, shouldnt your insurance cover a new bed? or would this fall under the act of god category? maybe if you go see a therapist and act like you're afraid to sleep..

I doubt they'll cover it, but that's worth asking.

Originally Posted by Mojo

you've turned your friend's death into a joke on BG

I'm sorry, it could be read like it was my friend as well. Fixed that.

**Eurell** · 2012-02-21 07:44

poidh

**Qalbert** · 2012-02-21 08:30

http://tvovermind.zap2it.com/wp-cont...1768299544.jpg

**Jojothemidget** · 2012-02-21 08:36

I'm probably going to hell for this but...

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