Someone died in my bed, what to do with the body.

[Chun Liroy]

Spam is so bad there is still a thread with my name in it.

[Sera]

Spam is exponentially better because you are not allowed IN it.

[Talus]

Bacteria fool. Rigor had set in, kid was stone cold to the touch. I honestly don't know/couldn't find any information on it. So far reactions to this story go from 'quit fucking with me' to '....you're not kidding, are you?"

Hell, you all need a laugh. I've been just sitting around thinking "when's the ghost going to pop out and say 'The Aristocrats!'"

Also, since no one else has said it: "Shouldn't have been mixing booze and pills in a warzone".

Stone cold? Should have been around room temperature.

Did you call Sam & Dean Winchester yet, to salt and burn his bones?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Spam is exponentially better because you are not allowed IN it.

I would trade elroy for derock

[Sera]

I would trade elroy for derock

shush. we are a team here. you can't threaten our solidarity this way.

[guartz]

Concern for the deceased in this thread is heart touching.

[hey]

Concern for the deceased in this thread is heart touching.

They're already dead, nothing we can do about it.

[guartz]

They're already dead, nothing we can do about it.

Still, ....we should take up some kind of a creed regarding the dead. Something like "Remember the dead, but POST FOR THE LIVING!"

This is open for suggestions.

[Aksannyi]

You haven't spent much time in the yearly Celebrity Death Threads.

[Arvin]

i like u derock u can stay

[Apelila]

Week #2 and no Ghosts. Left an image of Ghost nappa on my computer, wasn't haunted in the morning. There is a stain on the bed that wasn't there before, but I'm certain that it's not from what happened that my boyfriend spilled food in the bed and wont tell me. Pic's of spooky mattress next time I'm there, left the camera at home.

[Zalius]

• cut a line into the bed
• write a note about how someone died in the bed after making stupid decisions
• say some inspirational shit
• finish with creepy shit
• place note inside the space between the soft padding and the outer thingyfuck of the bed where you cut the line
• sew it up
• send it to a goodwill

[Abandon]

I would trade elroy for derock

harsh

[Haruhi]

A little (okay a lot of) formaldehyde would probably go a long way in masking the unfortunate side effects of death such as inconvenient smells and possibly some breaking down of key structural items such as muscles and things of that nature. However, you could just dump it at a friend's.

[Restrat]

A little formaldehyde would also kill you!