Extreme English (partly for Luci)

[quannum]

čtvrtka and vlk.

i'd like to order a slice of cut-vert-kah and hold the velk.

[Lucienne]

Go back to lekskolan

But I don't like it there! They make me sleep after lunch and play with other girls.

[Howie Roary]

go on

[Rocl]

[tʃ t v r (ə) t k a]
[v l (ə) k]
Very plain really.
I'm not sure if the (ə) should really be there honestly. I hear it, but it might be my pronunciation not being as good anymore.

oh. it is so hard to do that. how do you not choke on your own words?

well that first one, fuck.

[Qalbert]

someone needs to start a vowel movement over there

[Blarg]

sometimes I have trouble getting those vowels out and I get all sweaty and grunt a lot

[Lucienne]

oh. it is so hard to do that. how do you not choke on your own words?

well that first one, fuck.

[tʃ - t v r (ə) - t k a]
Try it divided like that.
Czech people are crazy.

[quannum]

lol, i had that wrong in every way.
silly communists you don't have to ration vowels.

[Lucienne]

Yeah, we don't need vowels in our syllables. We can use -l- or -r- instead. It's really a bit weird I guess.

[Rocl]

okay breaking it into syllables helped lol

[Rocl]

we can totes skype later and you can judge my pronunciation

[Cantih]

someone needs to start a vowel movement over there

It's an uphill battle
the welsh are using all the spare ones.

[Howie Roary]

wait I'm dumb

qal, was that a bowel movement joke?

[Lucienne]

we can totes skype later and you can judge my pronunciation

Sure, when my voice gets back to normal. I'm trying to avoid speaking as much as I can right now.