NFL offseason thread: FOOTBALL STARTS SUNDAY

[Melena]

LOL @ cowboys being good.

Can we go one fucking week without hearing the name Peyton? Can some random player get arrested or something?

Ryan Leaf arrested twice for Burglary in 3 days. Incoming 3 year contract from the Bengals.

[Dimmauk]

Power outtage.

Shit rb.

Probably 4TH best RB if he played for Dallas.

[Chun Liroy]

Probably.

Payton hillis is bad.

[Gadritan]

Cail who is this O lineman the vikings got from you, and is he any good?

He takes plays off. Pretty much the only thing that kept him from being a starter with us. It's like he can't seem to go 100% mentally and physically at the same time, so he lets one slack each play. If he can get it together though, he's got the talent to be a starter.

He had some big moments during Stew and DWill's 1.1k+ season.

Edit: Late etc and so forth

[Dimmauk]

Incoming 3 year contract from the Bengals.

Even their cheerleaders get arrested LOL

[Headspace]

Tomorrow is the big day.

Can't fuckin' wait

[Cail]

for what

[Headspace]

Nike revealing new unis

[tyven]

but who care

[Headspace]

but who care

only mad fucking ballers like myself

and cheap ass nigs who want reeboks on the cheap

[Marootsoobutsu]

Denver's going back to Orange dominant. I'm stoked.

[Lazaruz]

Nike revealing new unis

guess when ur team sucks this is all you have to look forward too

[LiquidFriend]

fuck a swoosh, give me schedules and the draft already ty

[Pandora]

ain't nuthin wrong wit representin team.

[Bregor]

GEAUX TIGERS

Morris Claiborne gives birth to a four on the Wonderlic

The NFL has kept the Wonderlic results under tighter wraps than usual this year. Or maybe the media has had enough other things to keep itself occupied.

Regardless, the first eye-opening score has leaked from the 2012 edition of the 50-question Wonderlic test. Per multiple league sources, LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne scored a four.

Yes. A four. Out of 50.

Six years ago, quarterback Vince Young initially got a six. Re-scoring of the test bumped it to a seven. A next-day Mulligan moved it to 13.

Finally, Young has someone at whom he can point and laugh.

The joke, however, continues to be on anyone who thinks that all college athletes are also students. Plenty of them aren’t. They’re minor-league football players who have no choice but to wait at least three years until they get a shot at joining the NFL.

How else can anyone explain a person who presumably has found a way to avoid failing out of college getting such a low score on a basic intelligence test?

And that gives rise to a more important question. What did LSU actually do to keep Claiborne from failing out of school?

[Cail]

wow lol

[tyven]

it is fucking absurd how retarded these guys are.

[Moss]

I demand a re-score!

He earned at least a 6.

[Headspace]

guess when ur team sucks this is all you have to look forward too

Who the fuck

[Moss]

would you like some neosporin for that burn?