NFL offseason thread: FOOTBALL STARTS SUNDAY

[Demosthenes11]

t-sizzle tore his achilles playing hoops. where oh where will the ravens replace his whopping 8 sacks per year?

I feel bad that my first reaction was "good; fuck him"

[Chun Liroy]

T-Sizzle da best, suck a dick.

Who else calls Skip bayless an asshole on his own TV show?

[Demosthenes11]

holy shit yes

http://larrybrownsports.com/football...ts-game/133334

[Moss]

KONZ

[Cleverness]

holy shit yes

http://larrybrownsports.com/football...ts-game/133334

How did a guy take a shit on the sidelines and noone could confirm it until now. Chargers guy was pissing and was caught on national television. Bravo to him though for pulling it off without notice.

[Headspace]

How did a guy take a shit on the sidelines and noone could confirm it until now. Chargers guy was pissing and was caught on national television. Bravo to him though for pulling it off without notice.

It's Tom Izzo.

If he can take a team of 5 fat fucks to the Final Four every year, surely he can sneak a shit on the sidelines.

[Rhinox]

Hey guys so I was rubbing one out this morning and someone tweeted out this Hardcore scene. I fucking blew my load without even touching myself when I saw this.

NSFW, Obviously


Also

[Dimmauk]

Hey guys so I was rubbing one out this morning and someone tweeted out this Hardcore scene. I fucking blew my load without even touching myself when I saw this.

NSFW, Obviously


Also

Just ruined my pants and I'm at work.

Also, looks like Cutty is the the true sausage king of chicago.

[Rhinox]

sorry about that dimmy

[Mizango]

stop pigeon holing to fit one particular argument

Its his go to move.

[Moss]

I think Cutty and Megaton are going to get along famously

[Arvin]

It's Tom Izzo.

If he can take a team of 5 fat fucks to the Final Four every year, surely he can sneak a shit on the sidelines.

Wat

[Mertron]

i wonder how far janikowski could kick that dog

my guess is 472 yards

[ChooChooTrain]

i wonder how far janikowski could kick that dog

my guess is 472 yards

that's against the wind too

[Cail]

seau's family allowing tests to be done on his brain

[Dimmauk]

If concussions are linked to depression and suicidal tendencies, then why is Jerry Jones still alive?

[Cleverness]

Because a higher power hates humanity, so he kept Jerry Jones alive.

[archibaldcrane]

If concussions are linked to depression and suicidal tendencies, then why is Jerry Jones still alive?

Maybe trolling Dallas fans yearly is the only thing that wards off his crippling depression.

It would work for me, for sure.

[Chun Liroy]

Because a higher power hates humanity, so he kept Jerry Jones alive.

What about Aikman?

[Dimmauk]

He isn't elite either.