NFL offseason thread: FOOTBALL STARTS SUNDAY

[Dimmauk]

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...rag-snl_1b.jpg

http://blogs.clarionledger.com/um/fi...2gvo2_1280.jpg

[Demosthenes11]

every time I see him: how the fuck did we lose 2 SBs to dat ugly face

[Cleverness]

If it makes you feel better Demos, last time my team lost the Super Bowl it was against Trent Dilfer and Ray Murder Lewis.

[Demosthenes11]

don't foget rocket ismael.

he was on that team wasnt he?

edit: oh damn he wasn't. who was their token fast black receiver?

edit dos: qadry ismail....why can't black people spell

[Mizango]

Invoked the name of the missle? Life will sho nuff get mo rawer

[Judai]

don't foget rocket ismael.

he was on that team wasnt he?

edit: oh damn he wasn't. who was their token fast black receiver?

edit dos: qadry ismail....why can't black people spell

Jermaine Lewis

[Demosthenes11]

matt light played with crohn's disease his whole career and almost died when he had 14" of his poopchute taken out in 2004. Surprised he wasn't the one shitting on the sidelines

[Dimmauk]

matt light played with crohn's disease his whole career and almost died when he had 14" of his poopchute taken out in 2004. Surprised he wasn't the one shitting on the sidelines

Cool story! Can you post pics of his colon? Everyone is absolutely dying to see it.

[Demosthenes11]

TB sporting the hawk

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0508...y99_cr_576.jpg

[Rhinox]

Mazol tov lahiem So when's the wedding? Which one of you fags is on top?

[Rhinox]

I'll assume demos is the bottom considering how much he's a pushover by his Samoan wrestler of a girlfriend

[Demosthenes11]

we don't have sex; we cuddle

[Rhinox]

Tell me demos. Does your GF do this right before she straps it on and starts penetrating you?

[Demosthenes11]

no lube

[Rhinox]

That's nice. At least 'she' considerate enough to let you watch the tv afterwards.



The things we do for the ones we love

[Cleverness]

She beats him because she loves him

[Cail]

cris carter admits to using bountys

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/79...izing-bounties

[tyven]

Chris Carter is a fucking clown that will say anything to try and make headlines and come across as some sort of edgy guy. All he ever did was change tampons 4 times a game. got 2 stay fresh

[archibaldcrane]

http://www.covers.com/articles/artic...?theArt=273744

Wow, the Packers are favored in every game this season, including @ NYG by 3, @ Texans by 1.5 and home vs. the Saints by 7.

[Demosthenes11]

http://www.covers.com/articles/artic...?theArt=273744

Wow, the Packers are favored in every game this season, including @ NYG by 3, @ Texans by 1.5 and home vs. the Saints by 7.

US TOO. BROS?

favored by 6.5 vs texans and niners and 1.5 @ baltimore