NFL offseason thread: FOOTBALL STARTS SUNDAY

**Dimmauk** · 2012-08-10 12:39

Originally Posted by Rhinox

Honey badger kicked off lsu

Did they say why they kicked their best player? He must have dun goofed bad.

**Rhinox** · 2012-08-10 12:41

Source close to the situation says it might be as bad as showering with young boys.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-08-10 12:45

Murder? Regular rape isn't as bad as child rape. Maybe he did a R. Kelly?

**Moss** · 2012-08-10 12:54

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Did they say why they kicked their best player? He must have dun goofed bad.

Failed 3 drug tests, being a jackass in general, etc

**Moss** · 2012-08-10 12:56

Originally Posted by Demosthenes11

It's gotta just be a numbers thing. Some people get hurt all the time, some people never get hurt, some people get hurt some of the time. Evens out?

But genetics have to play a role also, at least for things like sprains and tears. Pain tolerance is part of it too. It's just weird when an "injury-prone" guy like Mathews breaks his collarbone, because I don't really think you can say that makes him injury-prone. Something like that has to just be bad luck.

**Bregor** · 2012-08-10 16:26

Originally Posted by Moss

JULIO

^

Also, TRENT hurt, Joe Haden likely suspended, Browns brownsing it up.

**Cail** · 2012-08-10 16:31

at least theyre not getting your hopes up before the season starts!

**Gadritan** · 2012-08-10 18:57

Uh. I think the Jets have a sniper in the stands taking out Bungels. 3 injuries in the first 4 minutes.

**Soa** · 2012-08-10 19:04

A Dallas based company wrote this in the description for a pack of AAA batteries

Gotta love Philly fans!

Great to power your devices, or power your passion for athletics!

For most of us, this is simply a great opportunity to stock up on some rechargeable batteries to power our electronics and other stuff. But for our users in Philadelphia, it's something so much more.

See, Phillies season is in full swing, and the Eagles will be taking the field soon enough. You know what that means? There are a lot of opposing teams coming through town, so it's time to stock up on some stuff to heave at them!

Frankly I take offense to this, D batteries or GTFO

**Stumblingdrunk** · 2012-08-10 19:20

TEBOW TIME!!!

**Bregor** · 2012-08-10 19:22

Cassel to HILLIS TD

POWER

**Cail** · 2012-08-10 19:32

cedric benson to the pack attack

**Headspace** · 2012-08-10 19:40

KNEE INJURIWS

**Xajii** · 2012-08-10 20:06

four cinci starters injured

**Cail** · 2012-08-10 20:30

Originally Posted by Xajii

four cinci starters injured

hopefully that christmas connection is ok, are they?!

**Tyche** · 2012-08-10 21:09

Ryan Tannehill looking beastly. 1 TD, should be at least 2 (one overturned, one dropped)

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-08-10 21:14

Originally Posted by Cail

cedric benson to the pack attack

I like it, definitely worth a league-minimum salary. Not exactly what we need (we need a 3rd-down back more, Benson isn't much of a pass-catcher) but I like it.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-08-10 21:42

Originally Posted by Tyche

Ryan Tannehill looking beastly. 1 TD, should be at least 2 (one overturned, one dropped)

When did the preseason start to count?

**Cail** · 2012-08-10 21:48

no one answered me yet! hows the christmas connection!?

**Cail** · 2012-08-10 21:56

haha

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