NFL offseason thread: FOOTBALL STARTS SUNDAY

[Cail]

Was just checking out the early schedule, this Thursday night game every week is going to suck for managing fantasy teams.

this. plus emt class gonna make me miss 3/4 quarters..

[Cail]

I can't wait for this season to start. Maybe all the national Giants talk will stop. After all, they lost to Seattle who lost to the Falcons who lost to the Bears who lost to the Packers who lost to the Chiefs who lost to the Chargers who lost to the Jets who lost to the Broncos who lost to the Lions who lost to the 49ers who lost to Dallas who lost to the Patriots who lost to the Steelers who lost to the Ravens who lost to the Titans who lost to the Colts who lost to Tampa Bay who lost to the Jaguars who lost to the Browns who lost to the Bengals who lost to the Texans who lost to the Saints who lost to the Rams who lost to Arizona who lost to the Redskins who lost to Carolina who lost to the Vikings who lost to the Raiders who lost to the Bills who lost to the Dolphins who lost to the Eagles who lost to the Giants.

Edit: Congrats to anyone if they can actually read that.

the best part of this is the lack of national giants talk. i live in the northeast and its all jets/tebow, nothing about the giants lol

[Headspace]

the best part of this is the lack of national giants talk. i live in the northeast and its all jets/tebow, nothing about the giants lol

Let's go back to Sal Paolantonio live from Jets training camp this morning.

[Demosthenes11]

people get way too hyped about who is playing who and strength of schedule shit in the nfl. Every game is difficult, just ask the packers. There are only 16 games in a season - winning 3 or more in a row is a good stretch no matter who you are playing. The goal is to get into the playoffs and get hot, not "only beat the good teams."

[Cail]

Let's go back to Sal Paolantonio live from Jets training camp this morning.

where reportedly, rex ryan gave a pep talk to his team. meanwhile, new QB tim tebow, seen here praying on the sidelines that he'll get in the game, was seen doing some light jogging!

[Demosthenes11]

where reportedly, rex ryan gave a pep talk to his team. meanwhile, new QB tim tebow, seen here praying on the sidelines that he'll get in the game, was seen doing some light jogging!

WAS HE WEARING A SHIRT!?

[Moss]

where reportedly, rex ryan gave a pep talk to his team. meanwhile, new QB tim tebow, seen here praying on the sidelines that he'll get in the game, was seen doing some light jogging!

shirtless

[Moss]

gdi demos

[Chun Liroy]

I had to talk to financial aid today, and the lady was Patriots obsessed... her desktop wallpaper was her dog in a patriot's jersey and patriot's hat, she had a patriots calendar and a patriots lanyard. She noticed my Cowboy's Lanyard and refused to help me. Oh, and her name was Kathy, Ksandra did you move to florida?

[Gadritan]

She noticed my Cowboy's Lanyard and refused to help me.

I'd like to send this lady a fruit basket.

[archibaldcrane]

Yeah, I'm sure it was your lanyard, not your black face.

[Mizango]

What was wrong about my Lions post exactly? They started out 5-0 vs some bad teams (including the Cowboys, and barely beating a terrible Vikings team in OT).

After that they played worse than .500 and then got raped in the first round of the playoffs. No one was talking about them after they started playing and losing to real teams in the 2nd half of the year.

Don't see it changing this year either. Still no secondary so they'll keep getting blown up by Rodgers, and no running game to slow down the game. Lobbing balls to Megatron in the endzone only gets you so far.

LOOOL

I read that last sentence as "Don't see it changing this year either. Still no secondary so they'll keep getting blown up by Vick and Manning, and no running game to slow down the game. Lobbing balls to Ogletree in the endzone only gets you so far."

Yeah they were 3-0 with wins over the Bucs, Vikings, and Chiefs. Terrible teams, and yet the national media was all over their dick.

Remember that year when Austin wrecked the Chiefs and Browns in consecutive weeks and you Dallas tools were calling for him to go on ahead and pose for his bust in Canton? Yeaaaaah, we know what you mean.

[Mizango]

See how similar shitty teams are?

[Cleverness]

I can't wait for this season to start. Maybe all the national Giants talk will stop. After all, they lost to Seattle who lost to the Falcons who lost to the Bears who lost to the Packers who lost to the Chiefs who lost to the Chargers who lost to the Jets who lost to the Broncos who lost to the Lions who lost to the 49ers who lost to Dallas who lost to the Patriots who lost to the Steelers who lost to the Ravens who lost to the Titans who lost to the Colts who lost to Tampa Bay who lost to the Jaguars who lost to the Browns who lost to the Bengals who lost to the Texans who lost to the Saints who lost to the Rams who lost to Arizona who lost to the Redskins who lost to Carolina who lost to the Vikings who lost to the Raiders who lost to the Bills who lost to the Dolphins who lost to the Eagles who lost to the Giants.

Edit: Congrats to anyone if they can actually read that.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zVOp5DlQ2M...e-clapping.gif

the best part of this is the lack of national giants talk. i live in the northeast and its all jets/tebow, nothing about the giants lol

The little box in the Sports section of the Daily News depicting what Tebow did in practice the previous day, including stats + TDs, is always hilarious. Aside from that bathtub incident recently the Giants aren't mentioned that much, but Giants fans tend to be more realistic than Jets fans so it's probably not worth mentioning over Jets preseason shenanigans.

[Chun Liroy]

LOOOL

I read that last sentence as "Don't see it changing this year either. Still no secondary so they'll keep getting blown up by Vick and Manning, and no running game to slow down the game. Lobbing balls to Ogletree in the endzone only gets you so far."

Lolwat. Keep on trolling Miz. Secondary significantly upgraded, Murray is the real deal, baleedat. The last... will only occur in like 12/16 games because there'll be at least 4 where Miles and Dez aren't both hurt.

[Rhinox]

1/10


At least mow believes this shit.

[Rhinox]

Report: T.O. is a complainer, has uphill battle to make the Seahawks http://t.co/W7BaqGhx


Looks like t.ocho gonna be out of football.

[tyven]

YOU CAN DO IT TERRELL

[Moss]

Braylon made a pretty sick catch on an underthrown ball by Wilson the other day for a titty

[Moss]

also Aaron Kromer named double secret interim HC for the Saints