NFL offseason thread: FOOTBALL STARTS SUNDAY

[Tweek]

You really are the worst.

i missed 1 cause i wasn't alive and was too young to remember/watch another 1. + the 3 i remember what's the problem?

[Deejay]

Well, I was 2, 19, and 23 when the Giants won the superbowl.

I think that makes my team better than all of yours.

[Tweek]

Your validity when pointing out another team's flaws is directly correlated to how many superbowls your team won while you were alive.

Truly fascinating.

yep.

RUB SUCCESS IN OTHER FANS FACES, TELL THEM HOW MUCH BETTER YOUR TEAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN

...get called out because the other fans have more super bowl wins and success than his own team

YOU WERE YOUNG THOSE DON'T COUNT TOWARDS YOUR TEAMS SUCCESS

Well, I was 2, 19, and 23 when the Giants won the superbowl.

I think that makes my team better than all of yours.

fucking jelly, wish I could watch my team as an adult win.. (srs)

[Demosthenes11]

you act as if the Niners won their super bowls in the 60's or some shit. I wasn't alive for 1 of them and distinctly remember the other 3. You can talk all the shit you want it's very convenient your team has done nothing but win since you became a fan who happened to live in the Bay Area.. located across the country, I'm shocked you aren't a Yankees fan but then again I didn't meet you until after the Giants won the world series so who knows.

you weren't alive in 1981 but can remember the superbowl in 1984? I bet you knew some much about everything.

I didn't want to actually say something legitimate back to you because you are horrible, but here goes: you are horrible. Calling me a bandwagon fan because I was 7 when I chose the team because drew bledsoe was a G is laughable. I was a fan long before 2001 - it was my birthday present that year to get flown out to the rams/patriots game in old foxboro stadium that year (bought a ty fucking law jersey in the parking lot).

But seriously, you are horrible. Being a fan has nothing to do with where you live. Football is the best for fans because you can watch all of your teams games anywhere fairly easily, very unlike other sports. It makes it very easy for people to become fans of teams that they are not around.

I consider choosing your team based off of where you live / who your parents cheer for to be the same as bandwagoning, tbh. You aren't choosing anything based on what you like. You are choosing it because of your surroundings. Oh, and I grew up in the central valley where there is no team other than "hey the raiders/niners" are close-ish."

tl;dr stop being terrible.

[Penthesilea]

Yes. Can't think of any reason to keep him anymore. But hey, we've got 3 starting RBs now apparently, so who knows.

Williams, Stewart, and Newton...? Where does Tolbert fit in?

[Demosthenes11]

yep.

RUB SUCCESS IN OTHER FANS FACES, TELL THEM HOW MUCH BETTER YOUR TEAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN

...get called out because the other fans have more super bowl wins and success than his own team

YOU WERE YOUNG THOSE DON'T COUNT TOWARDS YOUR TEAMS SUCCESS

look if you can't distinguish between the modern era and 25+ years ago, that's on you buddy. My QB has been the same since we started winning SBs. I'm pretty sure I can lump them altogether

[Cail]

Williams, Stewart, and Newton...? Where does Tolbert fit in?

im looking for jstew or dwill to get traded now. prolly jstew, cuz hes an FA after this year and dwill has a big contracct that most teams wont want.

also, my team didnt exist when i was under 9 so BAM

[Marootsoobutsu]

i missed 1 cause i wasn't alive and was too young to remember/watch another 1. + the 3 i remember what's the problem?

I'm not a 49ers fan, and I not only know how many they've won and what years they won the Super Bowl in, I can probably name more starters than you can from those teams. Even the ones "I was too young to remember/watch." How the hell does a fan forget how many Super Bowls their team has won, regardless of whether they were alive for it? Hell, I'll bet Archie knows how many championships the Packers have won, and his dad wasn't even an itch in his grandfather's crotch when the first one happened. The. Worst.

[Tweek]

you weren't alive in 1981 but can remember the superbowl in 1984? I bet you knew some much about everything.

I wasn't alive in '81 and remember '88 '89 '94.. I was too young to remember/watch '84.. yeah I was alive but I'm not going to sit here and tell you I watched the fucking game

I consider choosing your team based off of where you live / who your parents cheer for to be the same as bandwagoning, tbh. You aren't choosing anything based on what you like. You are choosing it because of your surroundings. Oh, and I grew up in the central valley where there is no team other than "hey the raiders/niners" are close-ish."

you're a fucking idiot. Sorry I happened to live in the Bay Area and we had Montana and Rice.

But seriously, you are horrible. Being a fan has nothing to do with where you live. Football is the best for fans because you can watch all of your teams games anywhere fairly easily, very unlike other sports. It makes it very easy for people to become fans of teams that they are not around.

yes of course you can choose to be a fan from anywhere why you think there are so many fucking Yankees fans? You think there would be as many Yankees fans if they did terrible for 2 decades nation wide? Yes you have the right but that doesn't mean you're not terrible for it.

[Tweek]

I'm not a 49ers fan, and I not only know how many they've won and what years they won the Super Bowl in, I can probably name more starters than you can from those teams. Even the ones "I was too young to remember/watch." How the hell does a fan forget how many Super Bowls their team has won, regardless of whether they were alive for it? Hell, I'll bet Archie knows how many championships the Packers have won, and his dad wasn't even an itch in his grandfather's crotch when the first one happened. The. Worst.

I didn't forget... I said I wasn't alive for 1. I'm not going to tell you I watched the game in '84 because I would be lying, nothing I said was untrue. I've mentioned our 5 rings a million fucking times on this website you're an idiot for trying to call me out when you misread my post.

[Chun Liroy]

Holy shit this is stupid.

[Mertron]

hey guys, how old was i when the eagles won the super bowl

[Mertron]

damn it.

[Cail]

Holy shit this is stupid.

this

also, i feel your pain pasta

[Demosthenes11]

you're a fucking idiot. Sorry I happened to live in the Bay Area and we had Montana and Rice.

I'm glad you admitted you only became a fan because the the team was so good.

[Demosthenes11]

hey guys, how old was i when the eagles won the super bowl

but how old were you when HERM EDWARDS

[Penthesilea]

damn it.

[Mertron]

I'd like to thank my posts, for being so great

[Demosthenes11]

spaghetti mitchell is probably going to jail

[Tweek]

I'm glad you admitted you only became a fan because the the team was so good.

nah I lived here. I rep the fucking Bay no matter what it just so happens we were bad ass mother fuckers while growing up. This is my home, no matter where I live for the rest of my life the Bay is my home, these teams will ALWAYS be my teams and I've proven it by sticking by them no matter how bad things get. I'm not going to be talked down to on a franchise level by anyone, if you actually had the GOAT QB like you pretend to have maybe you would feel the pride I feel but instead you talk up this big GOAT talk and shit talk down to your 49er friends knowing that TB will always be chasing the true GOAT QB and it makes you furious inside.