Who believes in demonic presence?

[Clash Perez]

Just because the stench coming from your girl's vagina is unholy doesn't mean that she's literally possessed.

[Blarg]

This is a stupid thread. Why not ask us if we believe in water or gravity. Of course we all believe in demonic presence. I mean, how else would you explain the time I was taken over by a demon and had that 10 man all male gangbang?

[hey]

I don't believe in water.

[Pirian]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...2055260350.jpg

[TacoTaru]

Just because the stench coming from your girl's vagina is unholy doesn't mean that she's literally possessed.

[Demosthenes11]

OP better hope demons exist, because there is no other explanation for how fucking stupid he is.

[WahiGuard]

I hear lots of people on cocaine and Meth believe in demonic presences.

They call them "Shadow Men"

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

thread of the year

[Mertron]

this thread is obviously a marketing ploy to sell more bg dice bags for the souls of captured elvaans

[EternityEnd]

So where is this mythical background story? This wait is infernal.

[Blarg]

Maybe he isn't responding because he has a computer illiterate demon inside of him.

[hey]

No, the demon is just next to him, and he doesn't want the demon to know he's on to it, so he can't talk about it until it's gone.

[Tajin]

I want to thank BG for the sub-forum, source of unending lulz

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

at exactly 3am, turn off all of the lights in the house and look into the mirror and say altwight 10 times. you will feel a brief draft of cool air across your skin upon which time altwight will appear in the mirror to tell you the story all about how his life got twisted upside down and id like to take a minute just sit right there ill tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxin and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air i whisted for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! i-pulled- up to a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

[Jeryhn]

Day is over, still no background story.

[Blarg]

Maybe it's a relativity demon so what is time, really?

[Tajin]

Maybe the vagina demon found soap.
http://students.cis.uab.edu/svbrown/fc%20tyler.jpg

[Rhyis.]

at exactly 3am, turn off all of the lights in the house and look into the mirror and say altwight 10 times. you will feel a brief draft of cool air across your skin upon which time altwight will appear in the mirror to tell you the story all about how his life got twisted upside down and id like to take a minute just sit right there ill tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxin and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air i whisted for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! i-pulled- up to a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

The amazing thing about this song is that it's completely impossible to not start reading it in your head in Will Smith's voice and in tune. It's like Morgan Freeman's picture and captions.

[Rocl]

Not true.

You can believe in spirits good and evil without jumping to the current mainstream belief systems.

nothing touched the trigger but the devil's right hand

unrelated: wat

[Aristio]

not even a little bit.