Who believes in demonic presence?

[Ashmada]

Assuming you're not kidding, how exactly do you go about summoning a succubus?

Use the same ritual as the one to summon 2 succubi, but only half of it.

[Naggi]

Use the same ritual as the one to summon 2 succubi, but only half of it.

Half as much Lynx spray, half bed-head and only half a box of chocolates?

[Ashmada]

What? No, that's how you summon a Snooki. Do you want to summon a Snooki? Man, you're sick.

[tyven]

I TAKE IT ALL BACK

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I'm not understanding the circle jerking over bumping a thread under 40 days old that was still on the first page of poopdeck so people can attempt the same jokes that were already made a few months ago. Terrible posters are terrible and should feel terrible while attending meetings meant to prevent future terrible. Terrible.

[Demosthenes11]

I'm not understanding the circle jerking over bumping a thread under 40 days old that was still on the first page of poopdeck so people can attempt the same jokes that were already made a few months ago. Terrible posters are terrible and should feel terrible while attending meetings meant to prevent future terrible. Terrible.

thats what I was thinking. foopy a woman or something?

[Lucavi]

I believe in a Democratic presence.

[Naggi]

What? No, that's how you summon a Snooki. Do you want to summon a Snooki? Man, you're sick.

Oh shit. That's how you summon me. Makes sense though, I'm almost as small as her...

[Tajin]

thats what I was thinking. foopy a woman or something?

I believe he's posted his exgf pictures in FoD so no woman me thinks

[Naggi]

I believe he's posted his exgf pictures in FoD so no woman me thinks

Whoa, that's a dick move.

[Churchill]

Whoa, that's a dick move.

lol. I always enjoy seeing gf cam shots but a part of me wonders why women are ever so dumb to give them out - they almost always end up on the internet because almost no one has any maturity or respect for other peoples privacy. On that same note, some bitches be askin' for it.

[ikariiiii]

speaking of summoning snooki, some asshole summoned her to my home town next week, and i work at the store she's coming to. fml. (its a barnes and noble)

[BaneTheBrawler]

You have a grand opportunity, sir. It's not often a man gets the chance to smack an icon of American stupidity in the face with a work of literature. You could use a dictionary, or Lord of the Rings, or Moby Dick (Careful, she might like that one! Har har har)

[Haiko]

Do it before she gives birth to the anti christ