What the fuck is wrong with men?

[Colenzo]

some joke about there not being enough money in the world to buy love for colenzo

[Mertron]

dont listen to him colenzo, im sure if we put together all the money in the world we could get you something

[Mertron]

lets make this the selling point for rafflecopter 2013

[Colenzo]

buy colenzo a girlfriend raffle

[Colenzo]

sounds legit

[Tajin]

The guys that want to score pussy will score pussy, the ones that lack the skills... well who cares about them (Darwinism n shit like I said). I just don't agree with "guys have x100 more difficult to score a girl", because from personal experience and close friends that does not seem to be the case. The socially awkward guys I know have either a) too high standards or b) not trying at all.

[Ksandra]

The guys that want to score pussy will score pussy, the ones that lack the skills... well who cares about them (Darwinism n shit like I said). I just don't agree with "guys have x100 more difficult to score a girl", because from personal experience and close friends that does not seem to be the case. The socially awkward guys I know have either a) too high standards or b) not trying at all.

you seem to be failing at reading comprehension. Again, the chick that owns that pussy had an easier time than the guy. Not saying that guys can't have it easy, just even when it's easy, it's still easier for the chick.


And the comment about social awkward guys was because that's what this thread was about initially.

[Mertron]

actually this thread started with a guy who doesnt seem socially awkward at all

[Tajin]

^that.

[Mertron]

look if you cant hit on a girl by offering to buffalo bill her up with food and scales and perhaps making a dress out of them then nothing is right in the world

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...png?1306264975

[Milkster]

Anybody will fuck anybody, if the need is great enough. Either that or college has skewed my perception.

[Lucienne]

Ksandra, the guy isn't socially awkward. He's overly confident that he can score something that is out of his league visually, intellectually, economically, socially. His awkwardness comes from the fact he does not realize this even when the conversation takes rather absurd turn, or when told.

And you know what, I'd much rather fuck a guy that spreads his legs and does nothing than one that wants to put me on scale while feeding me biscuits. Hell I'd rather fuck Colenzo than this idiot.

He already messaged me, first thing that happens when I open FB. Can you block people from seeing you on chat?

The title of this thread kept me away from it for a while. Finally, out of boredom, I succumbed and clicked it.

Then I read the first few posts, and decided I was better off bored.

Not sure why you'd even click something started by a dumb superficial bitch like myself in the first place honestly.

[Odon]

Yeah I think you can hide yourself on chat Luci, how I have no idea.

[Day]

Well this was a great read. Glad uppity bitches get enjoyment from watching an obviously socially awkward guy try to flirt, better bring it to the spam forum for all to enjoy this interesting series of events. What's someone from your generation doing on facebook anyways?

[Lucienne]

Yes.
To everything.

[Lucienne]

Are you fucking out of your mind? Do you think I enjoy talking to people about fucking biscuits and scales? I don't. I spent several hours trying to be polite to a person that kept bothering me. That sure is totally uppity. Only reason I got FB is so I could be bothered by uninteresting idiots even in the privacy of my home. And you know what? I'm the bad one here, because clearly, the guy is only trying to make a conversation right? Because every fucking man in the world has the right to approach a female at any point it pleases them and try to make a terrible conversation, and god forbid the female in question is not up for the level of bs she gets put through on regular basis at that very point in time. God forbid.
Crawl back in your hole, please.

[Demosthenes]

Stop being polite. Life is easier for both parties involved if you're up front.

[Lucienne]

I thought telling him i was not interested in talking about my weight was upfront enough.

[Day]

Are you fucking out of your mind? Do you think I enjoy talking to people about fucking biscuits and scales? I don't. I spent several hours trying to be polite to a person that kept bothering me. That sure is totally uppity. Only reason I got FB is so I could be bothered by uninteresting idiots even in the privacy of my home. And you know what? I'm the bad one here, because clearly, the guy is only trying to make a conversation right? Because every fucking man in the world has the right to approach a female at any point it pleases them and try to make a terrible conversation, and god forbid the female in question is not up for the level of bs she gets put through on regular basis at that very point in time. God forbid.
Crawl back in your hole, please.

How old are you that you don't know how to end a conversation like an adult? Then bring it all here laffing it up. Shit's sad.

[Day]

Then it's somehow his fault for wanting a piece. You should be flattered, instead you think it's hilarious enough to translate and post here. Guffaw.