What the fuck is wrong with men?

[Lucienne]

if I ever walk up to a woman I don't know and strike up a conversation there is a 100% chance I was imagining doing the wheelbarrow with her as I was walking up

As long as you're not boring, that's all good.

This guy knows me though.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

fair enough

[tyven]

i do not speak to a woman unless its to tell her how wrong she is or i want to have sex with her.

[Lucienne]

- That's the only thing we're good at with clothes on. (fixing around the house)
- Nah, carrying groceries's fine too
- we men allow ourselves to be voluntarily used in hope for other things
- yeah, that's how it generally goes.
- hehe, good for you you won't have to use me at least

[Lucienne]

It's painfully awkward.

[Lucavi]

And no, even without your clothes on, the only thing I'd really want from you would be to carry those grocery bags!

Nice guys don't get chicks!

Nice guys don't get chicks, but nice guys wouldn't hit on a chick out of the blue. Assholes would hit on a chick out of the blue, and assholes get chicks, yet you dislike when a guy does an asshole move like hitting on you out of the blue.

Yet he'll still get ass because he's an asshole.

Do I win yet? No, I don't want your ass as a prize, even though I'm sure its nice. Hell, with your logic, are you even a chick? Don't answer that because I already know, but Jesus.

[Blarg]

- That's the only thing we're good at with clothes on. (fixing around the house)
- Nah, carrying groceries's fine too
- we men allow ourselves to be voluntarily used in hope for other things
- yeah, that's how it generally goes.
- hehe, good for you you won't have to use me at least

With talk this smooth I'm falling for him myself

[Lucienne]

"An evening with you, me and a package of biscuits, there would be no biscuits left."

I don't even know.

[Lucienne]

Nice guys don't get chicks, but nice guys wouldn't hit on a chick out of the blue. Assholes would hit on a chick out of the blue, and assholes get chicks, yet you dislike when a guy does an asshole move like hitting on you out of the blue.

Yet he'll still get ass because he's an asshole.

Do I win yet? No, I don't want your ass as a prize, even though I'm sure its nice.

I guess the joke was lost on you.

[Conrad]

"An evening with you, me and a package of biscuits, there would be no biscuits left."

is he just saying he's fat???

[Blarg]

"An evening with you, me and a package of biscuits, there would be no biscuits left."

I don't even know.

Is this a joke are are you swedish people into using biscuits in strange ways

[Lucavi]

I guess the joke was lost on you.

I guess it was. Carry on.

[Lucienne]

Is this a joke are are you swedish people into using biscuits in strange ways

I honestly couldn't tell you. It might go to history as one of the worst pick up lines I've ever heard.

[Lucienne]

is he just saying he's fat???

Maybe he's saying I'm fat!

[Conrad]

biscuits are cookies right

[Lucienne]

Yeah, he mentioned a particular brand too.

I don't even know what to answer to that.

[Conrad]

Maybe he's saying I'm fat!

true
I'd call him out on that and see how he responds, he'd probably fold immediately

[Lucienne]

Done!

[Qalbert]

maybe he was going to say "but there would still be a full package iykwim" but got flustered

[Lucienne]

- I'm not that fat, am I?
- Not me either, still a slim guy.

Christ in heaven! Why?!