What the fuck is wrong with men?

[Linliel]

Anyway now I'm feeling like a bit of a bitch so I'll shut up. I hope you and your gf find happiness, Callisto.

[Demosthenes]

When things don't work out in my favor, I get buttfrustrated and mad at a certain cross-section of society.

[Demosthenes]

That goes to OP and heavybuttholed dudes in here.

[Demosthenes]

Calli gets whatever is coming.

[Charismatic]

When things don't work out in my favor, I get buttfrustrated and mad at a certain cross-section of society.

You should, tends work out pretty well.

[Demosthenes]

You should, tends work out pretty well.

Nah, not in my mantra and things have wored out pretty well so far.

[Callisto]

Calli gets whatever is coming.

sometimes, it's me!

[Rocl]

when your life explodes even worse and you end up killing yourself or in a mental hospital i will not be surprised

[Callisto]

don't be silly, I'm a homicide guy, not a suicide guy

[Rocl]

that's what they all say before they play the razor violin on their wrists

[Qalbert]

remember kids, run down the street, not across it

[Kuya]

Actually...

I was obviously not referring to studs like us.

[Lucienne]

Kuya, I love you!

Just because he wants to make you eat a cum soaked biscuit doesn't mean he's a psycho, Jesus.

lol

Bitches love not being cared about.
Someone explain that shit to me.

No biscuits, no scales, no awkward jokes, no drinks being forced at you, yes forced, most guys see buying you a drink as binding and expect you to at least converse with them. Guys that don't approach me are "safe" to talk to generally. I do like hints however. I don't mind a guy sending me a drink, because it leaves me with a choice and generally I will at least go over and thank for it, I don't mind someone coming up to me, saying a few lines and then leaving, I don't mind guys online starting a conversation as long as they don't keep on talking when I'm not replying. Generally showing interest is fine, continuing to show interest for too long is creepy and annoying. I guess it's about understanding that just because you're interested in a woman does not mean she has to be interested in you, and respecting her freedom of choice instead of trying to convince her that she's wrong.

do people actually take anything i say seriously

im only serious like 22.7 percent of the time

The police should be at your house shortly.

Calli, if your sister/cousin/best friend was in a relationship with a man that felt about her the way you do about your gf, would you think she was getting the love and affection she deserved? If not, you're doing it wrong. Life's not about settling, or shouldn't be at least.

[solanis]

luci the reason this thread is a bummer is because you seemed cool but it turns out you're a run of the mill whiny vagina

[solanis]

alert the press etc

[Kuya]

luci the reason this thread is a bummer is because you seemed cool but it turns out you're a run of the mill whiny vagina

how is practicing male privilege going for you

[Lucienne]

luci the reason this thread is a bummer is because you seemed cool but it turns out you're a run of the mill whiny vagina

Not sure what makes you think you're in a position to express your opinions around here.

[Demosthenes]

how is practicing male privilege going for you

Verification?

[solanis]

how is practicing male privilege going for you

it feels so good, I get to see why bitches are dumb whores

[Demosthenes]

I was obviously not referring to studs like us.

Shit man, watch out for my ego.