What the fuck is wrong with men?

[Lucienne]

tell him you're trying to get rid of some dead weight right now but it's being persistent

hahaha
<3

[Linliel]

tell him you're trying to get rid of some dead weight right now but it's being persistent

LOL this

[Conrad]

There's an urban legend game in Australia called "Soggy Saos" where you get Sao cracker biscuits (cream crackers in the UK) and apparently jizz on it, and then pass it on to the next guy and whoever has the Sao when it disintegrates from jizz soakedness wins or loses, I don't remember which. Anyway, that's what I thought of when I read the above.

In America:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...limp%20biscuit

[Lucienne]

There's an urban legend game in Australia called "Soggy Saos" where you get Sao cracker biscuits (cream crackers in the UK) and apparently jizz on it, and then pass it on to the next guy and whoever has the Sao when it disintegrates from jizz soakedness wins or loses, I don't remember which. Anyway, that's what I thought of when I read the above.

I don't ever want to play games with Australians!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

There's an urban legend game in Australia called "Soggy Saos" where you get Sao cracker biscuits (cream crackers in the UK) and apparently jizz on it, and then pass it on to the next guy and whoever has the Sao when it disintegrates from jizz soakedness wins or loses, I don't remember which. Anyway, that's what I thought of when I read the above.

linliel is the last person I'd ever expect to hear a story like this from. very turned on right now.

[Linliel]

Oh actually apparently I got it wrong (probably cos I'm not a guy): http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/sho...d.php?t=156360

[Callisto]

Tell him you'd hop on that but you only have eyes and/or holes for me

[Conrad]

I imagine the biscuit tastes as good as the band that uses that name sounds

[Blarg]

tell him you're trying to get rid of some dead weight right now but it's being persistent

Before reading the other replies I was wondering why she should talk about having a problem going #2

[Linliel]

linliel is the last person I'd ever expect to hear a story like this from. very turned on right now.

People keep thinking I'm really nice and ladylike or something, and when they hear me tell lewd stories or swear or something like that they are shocked. Not really sure what I did there.

[Blarg]

I imagine the biscuit tastes as good as the band that uses that name sounds

no, limb biscuit isn't dubstep so it's ok to like them

[Colenzo]

And no, even without your clothes on, the only thing I'd really want from you would be to carry those grocery bags!

Nice guys don't get chicks!

well maybe if i beat the fuck out of you and rape you you'll think twice

[Colenzo]

thats what chicks are into right?

[Lucienne]

well maybe if i beat the fuck out of you and rape you you'll think twice

As long as you won't talk about biscuits while doing that.

[Colenzo]

baby im gonna be talkin about dildos in and around your butt

[Lucienne]

- I'm sure we'd fit together well bodywise. How tall are you?

[AoE]

He just keeps typing when I don't answer him. I don't get it.

Sounds familiar.

[Colenzo]

- I'm sure we'd fit together well bodywise. How tall are you?

5' 7'' lol

[Blarg]

what are you doing?

[Lucienne]

5' 7'' lol

lol silly, I'm quoting the guy.