irl?
also no
I just want to poop in you.
He told me his weight =(
Asked him how the fuck he even knows that. Only times I weigh myself is when I travel, and need to weigh the bags.
you can still poop in me, but we cant go out
Hey baby, how many calories do you take in a given day?
How hard do you breathe when doin it?
What size shoe do you wear?
i dont know my weight
someone asked me the other day and i was grievously offended
luci I won't tell you my weight, I can promise you that, now let me touch your butt pls
He guessed my weight, and said he has a scale at home
hey baby, why don't you come over and we can check your body fat content and eat a bunch of cookies
sounds like he's trying to fatten you up to eat you
hey baby, im gonna be your personal trainer
He's trying something. That's for sure.
I bet you're all happy women don't hit on men on regular basis now, aren't you?
I bet I can get it on the first try
maybe he thinks youre into what i posted on your bookface
welp, gl with that, time for a jog