What the fuck is wrong with men?

[Howie Roary]

Look, I guarantee there`ll be Wide-Eyed times. I guarantee that at some Mailbag, Pi or both of us is gonna want to get out of this Back. But I also guarantee that if I don`t ask you to be Adequate, I`ll Castle it for the rest of my Plan, because I know, in my Fur, you`re the Miscreant one for me.

[Blarg]

Look, I guarantee there`ll be Tense times. I guarantee that at some Number, 7092.297 or both of us is gonna want to get out of this Editor-In-Chief. But I also guarantee that if I don`t ask you to be Gastric, I`ll Snicker it for the rest of my Call, because I know, in my Finger Nail, you`re the Productive one for me.

oo baby, you sure know how to sweet talk a gal

[Qalbert]

In America:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...limp%20biscuit

oh hey like that one band

[Qalbert]

slipknot

[Sera]

Get that Nice Guy sob story bullshit right the fuck out of here. You're not single because you're too nice, you're single because you're a boring, self piteous sap.

[Lucienne]

is it his first language? his sentences read like madlibs

It's in swedish, I'm not putting effort in the translations.

[Howie Roary]

how is he a nice guy? he's a creeper

[Lucienne]

Seriously, now he asked if he's too curious, then answered himself he wasn't because in that case he'd be asking me size of my bra and other measurements.

Kia, I think I've grown curious to how bad it can get, also he's pretty much the one doing the talking.

[Callisto]

Get that Nice Guy sob story bullshit right the fuck out of here. You're not single because you're too nice, you're single because you're a boring, self piteous sap.

This is honestly true. Nice guys do get the girls, they just don't get the hot girls. Nice guys end up tied down to fatties.

[Callisto]

Seriously, now he asked if he's too curious, then answered himself he wasn't because in that case he'd be asking me size of my bra and other measurements.

Kia, I think I've grown curious to how bad it can get, also he's pretty much the one doing the talking.

In his defense, what are your measurements and/or can I touch your butt?

[Lucienne]

Only if there are biscuits involved!

[Qalbert]

packing some hardtack

[Mertron]

Get that Nice Guy sob story bullshit right the fuck out of here. You're not single because you're too nice, you're single because you're a boring, self piteous sap.

[Omniyoji]

Nice guys don't get chicks!

It's true ._. fucking assholes & stupid girls <_<

[Charismatic]

This is honestly true. Nice guys do get the girls, they just don't get the hot girls. Nice guys end up tied down to fatties.

Which is why it is imperative that all guys stop being nice asap.

[Charismatic]

I'm on clean-up duty.

[AoE]

This is honestly true. Nice guys do get the girls, they just don't get the hot girls. Nice guys end up tied down to fatties.

Speak for yourself, bruh.

[Callisto]

Only if there are biscuits involved!

brb kfc

[Callisto]

Speak for yourself, bruh.

nah, I'm a jerk and I'm still tied down to a fatty

[Kiarax]

It's what's inside that counts.