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    Hugh Laurie is in talks to star in Robocop as a villain

    How am I supposed to root against Dr. House?

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    Interesting... Patrick Stewart in Die Hard 5, now Laurie in Robocop.

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    For a half-century, these words have set the framework upon which OmniCorp has aimed to build a brighter world. We don't do passive technology. At OmniCorp, our solutions generate a beacon of safety that we shine upon on the dangers of the day. No matter the obstacle - political, cultural, philosophical - we pursue our convictions around the globe to secure peace of mind at home. And when this requires bold new direction, we never allow doubt to shrink our duty. When your quality of life is in the balance, our leadership team will tip the scales.

    Our products have elevated your lives. Our people have inspired your future. Our passion will always be at your side.
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    want it yesterday!

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    EXCITE!

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    Detailed synopsis;

    In "RoboCop," the year is 2029 and multinational conglomerate OmniCorp is at the center of robot technology. Their drones are winning American wars around the globe and now they want to bring this technology to the home front. Alex Murphy is a loving husband, father and good cop doing his best to stem the tide of crime and corruption in Detroit. After he is critically injured in the line of duty, OmniCorp utilizes their remarkable science of robotics to save Alex’s life. He returns to the streets of his beloved city with amazing new abilities, but with issues a regular man has never had to face before.

    Director José Padilha ("Elite Squad") reimagines the tale of part man, part machine, all cop starring Joel Kinnaman ("The Killing") as the title character, Gary Oldman ("The Dark Knight Rises") as the scientist who creates RoboCop, and Samuel L. Jackson ("The Avengers") as media mogul Pat Novak.

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    Issue #1 peeing
    Issue #2 taking a shit
    Issue #3 a bed sturdy enough to support a 1ton robot

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    Watchmen star Jackie Earl Haley is the latest actor to join the cast of José Padilha's Robocop reboot. He will play the character Maddox, "the guy who dispenses the military training to Robocop." The movie also stars Joel Kinnaman (The Killing) as the title character, Gary Oldman (The Dark Knight Rises) as the scientist who creates RoboCop, and Samuel L. Jackson (The Avengers) as media mogul Pat Novak. Hugh Laurie and Abbie Cornish are also set star in the movie, and Jay Baruchel is in talks to join as well.
    http://geektyrant.com/news/2012/7/20...s-robocop.html
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    BEtter have the ED209 board room meeting, in full X Rated glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tekki View Post
    BEtter have the ED209 board room meeting, in full X Rated glory.

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    "Someone want to call a god damn paramedic."

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    Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

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    Some new story information has found it's way online for director José Padilha's Robocop remake, and there's a strong chance you might not like what they are making. Drew McWeeny from HitFix got his hands on the most recent script for the film, and as you'll read, he really didn't care for what it contained. He took his thoughts to Twitter where he tore into the script, and the ridiculousness of it. One of the main things he pointed out is that we'll see four different versions of Robocop, and one of them is a transformer version. It definitely doesn't sound like a winner.

    Before we get into some of the story details, I just wanted to point out that McWeeney compares the script to Len Wiseman's recent Total Recall remake saying....


    "I'm sorry, 'Total Recall.' I had no idea how bad things could get. You're starting to look like a masterpiece right about now."

    When this thing hits theaters, people are going to call up Len Wiseman's "Total Recall" on the phone and apologize for being so mean.
    Damn, that's pretty harsh. Sounds like this Robocop remake isn't going to be as awesome as we hoped it would be. Here's what McWeeny had to say about the script:

    Spoiler: show

    In the film, when Murphy is turned into Robocop 1.0, it's described "a high-tech version of the '80s suit." Then they show a focus group scene where criminals laugh at the design. "He looks like a toy from the '80s!" So they redesign him to look "meaner" as Robocop 2.0, who passes focus group approval. So they not only make sure to include the original design, they also point out it's dated and stupid.

    Hold onto your sides for more hilarious "Robocop" details. They outsource his construction to China. #seriously

    And we meet the ED-209s in the field in Iran, where they're used to subdue suicide bombers.

    Ahhh... now they just dropped Robocop 3.0 onto an Al Queda training camp to see what he does. "He should be programmed to incapacitate in all scenarios." "Agreed. Let's keep him PG-13, Dr. Norton." No. No. No. No.

    By page 54, they are already onto Robocop 4.0, who looks like a "cop on steroids painted metallic blue." Oh, god... oh dear god... Robocop is a Transformer. He goes from "social mode" to "combat mode" and back. Full transformation.

    It's tough to determine tone on the page, but "satire" seems low on their list of priorities.

    Okay... the two "best" lines in the script. First up is at the unveiling ceremony for Robocop in Detroit, from a TV reporter covering it. "I think it's safe to say that Alex Murphy is now part man, part machine, ALL COP!" Yes, I too remember the original poster, asshat.

    Second, after the traumatic first meeting with his father, Alex's son retreats to the apartment of Lewis, Murphy's male partner. The scene ends with the action line "David sits, catatonic, looks at the TV -- MGM REMAKE TBD." It means "to be determined." They haven't decided which of their other movies to plug with that clip.

    Someone shows Pope, head of the OCP project, some mock-ups for Robocop action figures. "Are you kidding? I wouldn't buy that for a dollar!"

    I'll say this: once the script stops all the winky-winky crap and just starts telling a story, it's not terrible. But it's way too late.If you can get past Robocop The Transformer, there are some interesting action beats. And I'm sure Padilha will direct the hell out of it.
    https://geektyrant.com/news/2012/8/1...in-remake.html
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    DO NOT RUIN MY CHILDHOOD MORE THAN IT ALREADY HAD BEEN.


    FUCK.

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    FUCKKKK, I dint give a shit about Total Remake but I was hoping this movie would be good

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    Yeah, 4 suits. EDs fighting in Afghan ;(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantrag View Post
    Yeah, 4 suits. EDs fighting in Afghan ;(
    sounds like a horrible Iron man rip of movie

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    Re: Robocop (August 9, 2013)

    Im twice sad was hoping total turd was better :/

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