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    Ugh, BG reboot just swallowed a big rant about me going into nerdy shops like GW, EB, comic shops. Boo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    they make you cry because you realize you'll never be a pussy magnet like me?

    Lol I suppose so, but aren't you married with a little rugrat running around crying all the time? The only pussy you are guaranteed getting is one of those pocket pussys

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    Quick true story, when I was trustee on the truck we were walking picking up trash on the side of the road and dude found one of those and ran into the weeds/woods and fucked it. He said it was pretty good, it came with a warming gel and the whole nine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    i got reasonably decent at brawl when the boys were all playing it around me so much-- i wasn't anything to write home about but I could hold my own against guys that were tournament level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    Moral of the story: fuck stupid bitches.
    Rapewolf counts for 2% reported rapes. About the same % as every other falsely reported crime. I have no pity for them or anyone that falsely reports any crime either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    I could continue a whole chain of this, including referencing how shameful it is that even Archie Comics is more relevant nowadays than DC, but I suppose I've said enough.
    Archie is DC comics.

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    Problem is that rapewolf is used as a justification for not taking rape accusations seriously (far more than for other crimes).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    DC Comics, meanwhile, is terrible.
    Also I cannot agree with this in the slightest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    Problem is that rapewolf is used as a justification for not taking rape accusations seriously (far more than for other crimes).
    Exactly.

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    I might be wrong about Archie comics, I cannot find any proof that DC owns them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    Quick true story, when I was trustee on the truck we were walking picking up trash on the side of the road and dude found one of those and ran into the weeds/woods and fucked it. He said it was pretty good, it came with a warming gel and the whole nine
    great mental image to start my thursday morning on

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    can't let a perfectly good pocket pussy go to waste

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    imagine getting an STD from that
    Doctor: Have you had unprotected sex recently?
    Patient: Well I fucked a pocket pussy I found on the side of the road.
    Doctor:

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    ah, so that explains the lobsteraccoon hanging out the tip of your dick. here, let me recommend you my welding team over on 34th and Hale.

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    I thought that was the great part, that he just randomly found it on the side of the highway and fucked it

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    Driving along in my automobile
    fuckin my pocket pussy behind the wheel
    see 2 dumb niggas on the side of the road
    pickin up trash and snortin blow
    rolled down the window, gave it a chuck
    one stood and watched while the other fucked

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    They would also find the new Victoria Secret catalogs in the recycling bins at the community center and run into the woods when we would landscape government buildings and do more of the same (not fuck the catalogs just jerk off). Because I suppose it would be hard to shove it up your ass to get it back in to the justice center

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    Too many fucking CoDs as it is.
    I believe that has more to do with the times we were living in rather than Video Games going mainstream. Sure, the increase in popularity of Video Games has influenced it (more than I am probably giving it credit for) but I'm more privy to believe it's the current situation and the times we are living in as the reason shit like that is happening.

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    They would also make you shit on command when you came in from trustee on the truck, so if you had something up your ass that you wanted to get in you had to shove the pack in first then form mud to look like a piece of shit to shove in afterwards. Then shit the mud out first to A+ the test

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