Kohan, Linliel and Demo

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

go on....

[Linliel]

Nope, I'm awesome at everything else.

[Greatguardian]

lol, you know I have a PhD in computer science right? (well, close enough)

yup

[Greatguardian]

Coincidentally, one of my greatest enemies is the computer science major who believes their degree means that they're a master of computers—even if they've never built one, don't know how to troubleshoot one, and so on.

Fuck those guys. I build all my own rigs, as well as most of my friends' rigs. Knowing how to merge sort don't mean shit when troubleshooting. But compugeeks should all know how to merge sort and quick sort anyways, shit's invaluable.

[Greatguardian]

The problem is that you're expecting nerds working at a comic book store to be more than basement dwellers. Even without taking sexism into consideration, finding someone working in a shop that isn't the Comic Book Guy is virtually an impossible mission. You know, like going to an anime convention and expecting the majority of participants to not be whiny, crybaby cunts who—for some strange reason—believe that they're demonstrating awesomeness by wearing costumes they can't fit into and saying a few words of a language they don't understand.

Funny story, a friend of mine who's one of the rare 10s who's also a super vidya geek tried applying to work at a comic shop near her college this Winter. I mean, 10/10, social aptitude of the sort you don't often find in lolTexas, loves comics and games, and they never called her back. Hell, they ignored her when she called back. The neckbeard aversion to women is astounding sometimes.

[Blarg]

That's just disgusting. I don't want to live in a world where a super hot girl isn't able to get a job even though she is super duper hot.

[Odon]

That's just disgusting. I don't want to live in a world where a super hot girl isn't able to get a job even though she is super duper hot.

You forgot the part where she loves comics and games!

[Qalbert]

if liking vidya and being superhot were enough to get you a job I'd be

[Qalbert]

halfway there

[Odon]

well then maybe if you pretend to like vidya you could get a job you bum

[Odon]

wait..

[Qalbert]

[Greatguardian]

That's just disgusting. I don't want to live in a world where a super hot girl isn't able to get a job even though she is super duper hot.

ikr

[quannum]

One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!

[Howie Roary]

wow haven't heard that quote in a long time

off Sandler's comedy albums?

[Greatguardian]

What qualifications should one present to work at a comic shop?

[quannum]

from the same album as the other quote in this thread too

[Greatguardian]

Must one be a neckbeard or will a tolerance of neckbeards suffice?

[quannum]

Must one be a neckbeard or will a tolerance of neckbeards suffice?

who wins in a fight between a green lantern and dr. doom?

[quannum]

trick question! hulk wins.