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  1. 2012-03-07 21:20 #41
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    That was the joke.
  2. 2012-03-07 21:23 #42
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    I've heard genital mutilation is hip on the Bee Gee
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    Why would you marry a guy you'd basically be scissoring?
  4. 2012-03-07 21:26 #44
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    I love him! He is amazing~ I don't brag about him too much because I feel that's awkward, but I really do think he's the greatest thing on the planet.

    And I guess my vag is small enough that it still feels good getting fucked by him idk.
  5. 2012-03-07 21:29 #45
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    I heard guys do big girls because all the mass and weight enclose the vaginal walls and they have tighter pussies and it feels like Heaven. Is this true?
  6. 2012-03-07 21:30 #46
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    It was my understanding that fat chicks gave the best head, but I've never gotten head from a fatty so I couldn't tell you.
  7. 2012-03-07 21:34 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    I heard guys do big girls because all the mass and weight enclose the vaginal walls and they have tighter pussies and it feels like Heaven. Is this true?
    I'm not a guy so idk you'd have to convince him to actually read spam to answer that. lol
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    I thought fat girls were looser because gravity is pulling them out in all directions
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    I'd ask chari to confirm but I remembered he's still a virgin
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    Big as in lightly padded or big as in land whale?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    I thought fat girls were looser because gravity is pulling them out in all directions
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    I'd ask chari to confirm but I remembered he's still a virgin
    Hell yeah, keepin' my body pure for the lord in heaven. I would never sully my temple.
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    so when you get to heaven and the lord is there, you'll stop saving it?

    that's kinky bro
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    gonna get that god nut
  14. 2012-03-07 23:00 #54
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    should become muslim. I hear they have virgins up there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatguardian View Post
    Anything with a clitoris larger than KSandra's husband's penis is a no-no on the hot scale for me.
    fuckin lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Giving blood feels amazing. Luci, how hot are the male nurses in Sweden? I hear they're (men there) all statue-esque and over 6 feet tall. Modern day vikings. Is this true?
    Swedish men look pretty good in general. I haven't really encountered many male nurses at all, the one that was at my hospital when I was sick wasn't Swedish. He was decently looking though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    It was my understanding that fat chicks gave the best head, but I've never gotten head from a fatty so I couldn't tell you.
    Sorry to say this, but it's much easier to give good head to someone with a small dick than large.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    Hell yeah, keepin' my body pure for the lord in heaven. I would never sully my temple.
    God what a perfect set up. I miss Krye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    It was my understanding that fat chicks gave the best head, but I've never gotten head from a fatty so I couldn't tell you.
    not a true story. Skinny sluts do better, I guess it just depends if the fat chick is a huge whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    should become muslim. I hear they have virgins up there.
    Fuck virgins!
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    Actually, don't. We wish to remain pure.
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