KONY RECRUITMENT 2012 - ALL RAPISTS, MURDERERS, AKA BLACK PEOPLE WANTED

***Blarg*** · 2012-03-08 00:36

Do you like rape? Black rape, white rape, boy rape, even girl rape! We got all kinds of rape. Do you ever go outside and just want to murder someone? Well you're not alone. You can baby kill, parent kill, boy and girl kill. We got all kinds of killing. But wait, there's more... killing and rape that is! Way more killing and rape then you ever thought possible. Join now and I might not kill you.

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**The Blackrose** · 2012-03-08 00:37

You said rape... I lost count after potato.

***Blarg*** · 2012-03-08 00:38

Counting to potato is a quality we look for in murder-rapers. You are in whether you wanted to or not.

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-08 00:41

i heard there were free coneys?

***Blarg*** · 2012-03-08 00:42

Oh good, we were looking for someone who could post direct megaupload links to our copy-written videotaped rapes and murders. You are in my friend!

**Sera** · 2012-03-08 01:24

sorry i'm only into rabbit rape

***Blarg*** · 2012-03-08 01:42

Oh, well all kinds of rape will be into you.

**Linliel** · 2012-03-08 03:34

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me.

**Kiarax** · 2012-03-08 07:57

**tyven** · 2012-03-08 08:09

i want to make that my fb pic

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-08 08:35

do it

**Titanss** · 2012-03-08 09:34

Real quick off subject: Will FB remove fake profiles? Such as, I saw a killer one, it was for Samara Morgan, her profile pic was the one with her coming out of the well with wet hair over her face and her favorite quote was Seven Days, but the fuckers got rid of it. I loved that fucking profile, her friends were adding up quick too

**Titanss** · 2012-03-08 09:35

I wasn't sure if FB got rid of it or the dude who made it canceled it

**Odon** · 2012-03-08 11:09

**Alleya** · 2012-03-08 12:47

Isn't the "black people" part of the title redundant?

***Blarg*** · 2012-03-08 15:05

Originally Posted by Alleya

Isn't the "black people" part of the title redundant?

that would imply that I only want black people who are those things in my awesome murderrape club, but I also want the white murderrapers to join.

also, that's racist. I may burn peoples face off and force children to kill their own parents but I'm not a damn racist

**quannum** · 2012-03-08 15:28

is there a facebook status that i need to like? do you have a ribbon of a particular color that i could wear?

**Odon** · 2012-03-08 16:04

Originally Posted by quannum

is there a facebook status that i need to like? do you have a ribbon of a particular color that i could wear?

Each one costs 2 dollars. Please send donations to Blarg, they're for the children.

**Odon** · 2012-03-08 16:07

Also you might be saying "Gee Odon why does the Ribbon glow?"

Well friend, when you murder and rape you get special powers.

**Alleya** · 2012-03-08 16:13

I discovered I can fly if I truly believe in the magic of rape.

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