Youmadness Round 1: Antithesis vs. Zealot

[Blarg]

ya, I think if I make the sex tape real good and get some closeups of her butthole in it I should get a bit more famous

[Blarg]

zealot, does your sister have a pretty butthole?

[Blarg]

not in the sexual sense, obviously since that's your sister, but in the brotherly 'hey, great butthole sis!' kind of way

[Odon]

This one time a friend of mine and I took another friend to a strip club for his first time, and it was one of those bottomless clubs but they don't serve booze. And the friend who's first time it was told the stripper she had a pretty butthole and she looks at him and says "Sweetie, you know I've heard a lot of things working this job about my ass and pussy but that's the first time anyone has ever told me my butthole is pretty"

[Blarg]

This one time a friend of mine and I took another friend to a strip club for his first time, and it was one of those bottomless clubs but they don't serve booze.

oh.. so, like a normal strip club?

[Conrad]

This one time a friend of mine and I took another friend to a strip club for his first time, and it was one of those bottomless clubs but they don't serve booze. And the friend who's first time it was told the stripper she had a pretty butthole and she looks at him and says "Sweetie, you know I've heard a lot of things working this job about my ass and pussy but that's the first time anyone has ever told me my butthole is pretty"

and then they did it.

[Abandon]

Odon, I actually like that story

[Odon]

oh.. so, like a normal strip club?

No, there are two types, bottomless which won't serve booze, or ones that will serve booze but the bottoms have to stay on.

[Blarg]

nope, I'm pretty sure all strip clubs are bottomless and serve booze. believe me, I've been to 2 of them before so I know

[Abandon]

That being said, I never got my candy. Zealot wins the vote.

[Blarg]

I don't know what sort of backwards country wouldn't let you view dancing vaginas with beer goggles on

[Odon]

Listen the panties protect the woman from drunk men. It's a safety thing.

[Blarg]

I'm 35% sure that's a burka reference

[Mertron]

There is a strip club just outside AC that is full nude and you can BYOB

but the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club

[Blarg]

byob... are the girls even hot?

[Mertron]

byob... are the girls even hot?

theyre not "hot" but they arent terrible

the hot strippers go the "gentlemens club" route, booze but topless only

its a pretty well known AC spot so they get the better strippers though, if you go to a place like the americana right on the strip you will want to leave within 5 minutes of being there

[Mertron]

only went to the americana once, my friend got himself a lap dance

he came back 10 minutes later and said we are leaving right now

[Blarg]

mhm mhm, and what do their buttholes look like?

[Mertron]

dunno about the holes, but he said the girl had green teeth and huge bruises on her ass

[Blarg]

look, big sis or little sis it don't matter to me, I'm just interested in the one with the best butthole