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  1. 2012-03-20 12:59 #1
    quannum
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    Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles

    michael fucking bay
    http://files.sharenator.com/picard_w...x266-71337.jpg

    how can they be turtles or teenage if they're alien?
    goddamnit it stop ruining my childhood you motherfucker, it doesn't make any sense to make this fundamental change man.

    if you want aliens then use the neutrinos or the punk frogs. Bay is sodomizing the first set of movies and causing the rape of our childhood memories. This cannot stand, who's ready to sign some e-petitions!?
  2. 2012-03-20 13:09 #2
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    This whole thing makes me
  3. 2012-03-20 13:10 #3
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    Didn't he just change the title to "Ninja Turtles" instead because of that
  4. 2012-03-20 13:28 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    "Ninja Turtles"
    Our planet was originally seeded by life on another planet. We are all the aliens! I'm unto you M Knight Bay!
  5. 2012-03-20 13:33 #5
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    is daredevil gonna be in this one
  6. 2012-03-20 13:38 #6
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    she's a beat reporter in a yellow jumpsuit who plays by the rules ... he's a vigilante psycopath in a hockey mask

    next summer... it's april & casey lost in new york, watch as the zany cast of magical aliens turtles ..

    Donatello? more like Cyrano de Bergerac! They take on the evil plans of BP oil CEO Krang and his chief lobbyist in washington Senator Shredder and more in this 90 minute whirlwind romp!
  7. 2012-03-20 13:43 #7
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    Every act of physical contact will result in an explosion!
  8. 2012-03-20 13:48 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Every act of physical contact will result in an explosion!
    HOT
  9. 2012-03-20 13:49 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    she's a beat reporter in a yellow jumpsuit who plays by the rules ... he's a vigilante psycopath in a hockey mask

    next summer... it's april & casey lost in new york, watch as the zany cast of magical aliens turtles ..

    Donatello? more like Cyrano de Bergerac! They take on the evil plans of BP oil CEO Krang and his chief lobbyist in washington Senator Shredder and more in this 90 minute whirlwind romp!
    I would actually watch this.
  10. 2012-03-20 13:56 #10
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  11. 2012-03-20 19:13 #11
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    Michael Bay simply wont stop violating my childhood.
  12. 2012-03-20 20:06 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I'm waiting for Michael Bay's BraveStarr, where he's an actual cowboy living in 1800s Texas and Tex Hex is the evil sheriff of a lawless town. Primarily for the scene where Starr shoots a wagon's wheels out from under it, causing it to tip over and the horses explode.

    ...amazing.
  13. 2012-03-20 20:10 #13
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    how did I forget BraveStarr...

    now I want to watch that and Centurions, and maybe some C.O.P.S.
  14. 2012-03-28 12:14 #14
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    ... ... ninja turtles, ... ... ninja turtles

    ffffuuuuuuuuu

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