Would it be worth it?

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:16

I lie awake at night formulating perfect plans, then switching my POV to the feds, and I always catch myself, so I'm prob not gonna do it ever.

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 08:18

Honestly would they even test for hydros? and that shit only lasts 3-4 days in your system anyhow. Drink a lot of SMARTwater.

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:19

For realsies tho stop doin stupid shit while you on probation before they send your dumbass back

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 08:19

My reasoning is since it's only 3-4 days 5 max, if your pee was too dilute they'll make you come back in 2 days or so to retest, so you'll be clean by then. Just drink ALL OF THE WATER

Smartwater is best because it has some minerals and shit in it so it makes your pee look less suspect since it's not completely devoid of anything

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 08:19

Originally Posted by Day

For realsies tho stop doin stupid shit while you on probation before they send your dumbass back

also this yeah god

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:22

ya it tests for marijuana, opiates, benzos, and amphetamines

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 08:22

Those DETOX drinks at GNC etc also work really well. The idea is to dilute your urine and then replace the missing parts of the urine that you've diluted with water trying to hide the drugs.

Urine is an aqueous solution of greater than 95% water, with the remaining constituents, in order of decreasing concentration urea 9.3 g/L, chloride 1.87 g/L, sodium 1.17 g/L, potassium 0.750 g/L, creatinine 0.670 g/L and other dissolved ions, inorganic and organic compounds.

So if you drink a FUCKTON of water and then drink a detox drink about an hour before you test, the detox drink will replace all those components and the urine will still be dilute of THC or whatever else. Make sense?

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:23

I was just going to punch the bitch in the nose and run away if she says drug test time

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:23

Sera those detox drinks at gnc are 50 dollars a pop

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:24

Originally Posted by Titanss

I was just going to punch the bitch in the nose and run away if she says drug test time

decent plan, will await your posts from mexico

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:24

I just got out of jail, i'm p broke

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:25

quoting wiki about urine chemical compisition in a post for titanss lol

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:26

Originally Posted by Day

quoting wiki about urine chemical compisition in a post for titanss lol

lol.

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:29

Originally Posted by Titanss

I just got out of jail, i'm p broke

you didn't store your watches and money in a ferrari in an abandoned warehouse like TI?

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:30

You know that mother fucker was livin life even in prision, money really does make the world go round everywhere

**Day** · 2012-03-26 08:32

all these anti-socialist rich greedy assholes never got a gold star in kindergarten for sharing

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:34

for some weird reason I wanna kiss sera in the mouth right now

**Sera** · 2012-03-26 08:35

and yeah some of em are not cheap but they're probably better than jail

gatorade can work the same way btw but not as well so you can try that

those new concentrated gatorade deals? lemme find one

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:36

can I kiss you?

**Titanss** · 2012-03-26 08:37

sera I gotta leave in no shit 8 minutes, you best hurry

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