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    Random Fail: First World Problems

    So FFXI media has its own Random Fail thread, which has made it up to its 8th rendition. I figured theres enough people here who've had their encounters with stupid people, or seen stupid people do stupid things and figure its worth sharing for the laughter of others, but doesnt exactly warrant its own thread.

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    I guess I should start it up

    I'm at work, in the back of the store, washin dishes, earing my amazing pay. Customer walks in, I hear the alarm go, so I look over and notice two people walk in. He looks into the back of the store, sees me doing dishes, and "can I get a 12 inch vegetarian on brown bread". No hello, no waiting for me to rinse and dry my hands...atleast let me get to the counter you rude prick.
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    Ordering at drive through

    Her: "Hay may I take your order?"

    Me: "One second please ^^"

    Her: "K um you can order when you're ready."
    *20sec wat*
    Me: "Okay I'm ready :D"

    Her: "Um I said you can go ahead when you're ready"

    Me: "Oh sorry mam was just making sure you would be able to take it."

    Her: "Can you PLEASE just tell me what you want"

    *places order*

    (she doesn't realize her headset is still on)

    Her: "This goddamn nigger doesn't understand one fucking word of english, talking to me like I'm some sort of damn servant." <- wat? I quoted what she said so uh don't gimme an infraction plz

    Called manager when I got home, assuming she got fired but probably not. I always try to be the nicest person ever at drive throughs cause I know their job sucks dick. Was stunned when she said this.
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    Holy shit lol
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    Ordered a McDouble at McDonalds with only Ketchup (easier to say that than no pickles, no mustard, no onion, etc.) and I get it without cheese as well. I can see where it'd be easy to make that mistake, but they could have at least charged me for a double hamburger, which is cheaper than a McDouble instead if they were gonna leave off the cheese. (i made them make a new one btw lol)

    I guess I shouldn't assume they're smart enough to know the diff between a McDouble and a Double hamburger anymore. Gonna just say McDouble with only cheese and ketch up from now on
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    So I'm sensing a pattern with idiots and fast food joints....
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    One time I ordered one with only ketchup and got one without ketchup (and with everything else lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    I guess I shouldn't assume they're smart enough to know the diff between a McDouble and a Double hamburger anymore. Gonna just say McDouble with only cheese and ketch up from now on
    It's probably wrong of me to even suggest this, but I could completely see an idiot customer at McD's ordering what you ordered, the way you ordered, getting cheese on it, and then being pissed off that they couldn't follow directions with "ONLY KETCHUP, DUMBASS!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    So I'm sensing a pattern with idiots and fast food joints....
    Atleast in my case its the customer being a total retard?
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    Atleast in my case its the customer being a total retard?
    You should have stopped doing dishes when the alarm went off. Like a good little servant should.








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    Don't know if this still works, but try ordering the double cheeseburger meal at mcdonalds except ask them to use hamburgers instead. Used to do this all the time as a kid, they always get confused and ask questions unless you say double cheeseburger meal minus the cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    So I'm sensing a pattern with idiots and fast food joints....
    I'm pretty sure most fast food chains throw away every application that doesn't have either the "I'm a complete and utter fucking incompetent moron" or "No hablo Ingles" box checked off.
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    Waiting for a train the other day, two girls I don't know standing next to me.

    Girl 1: I have to see a specialist this week.
    Girl 2: What kind of specialist?
    Girl 1: A small bone specialist.
    Girl 2: OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE SMALL BONES?!

    ...I thought it was funny.
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    Sounds like my sister in law and her friend. Fucking idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Ordered a McDouble at McDonalds with only Ketchup (easier to say that than no pickles, no mustard, no onion, etc.) and I get it without cheese as well. I can see where it'd be easy to make that mistake, but they could have at least charged me for a double hamburger, which is cheaper than a McDouble instead if they were gonna leave off the cheese. (i made them make a new one btw lol)

    I guess I shouldn't assume they're smart enough to know the diff between a McDouble and a Double hamburger anymore. Gonna just say McDouble with only cheese and ketch up from now on
    good god this annoys me to no end, i order double cheeseburger only ketchup and they always ask, do you want cheese too? OF FUCKING COURSE I DO, THATS WHY I ORDERED A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER YOU STUPID CUNT


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    More McD's stupidity.

    I gave up soda forever ago (have it like maybe once a month), and I love drinking water. Try ordering any combo meal at McD's drive-through and ask for water as a drink and see what happens. SOME have it figured out and give no issues. More often or not I see a crazy system every time which usually involves them putting down "Ice Tea" then running to the other people to say that's really a water.

    I also had to switch to ordering a water bottle instead of fountain water (idc about either though fountain water will give more), because I was tired of either them saying "You know you have to pay for that we can't just give it for free" trying to start an argument even though I insist I don't mind paying for it or I'd show up and they'd still give me that tiny cup they usually give inside store with no cap on it even though I paid for a regular drink.
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    Last year in August, I was in Seattle for PAX Prime. We were at a huge outdoor recreation/hunting store to find new shoes/sandals for one of my friends. I didn't intend on buying anything, but one pair of sandals fit me like a glove so I got that. And on the way to the till, I came across one of those giant 2foot long beef jerky's. Grabbed that too. So I get to the till, cashier chick asks for my Zip code, and me being Canadian, give her some random one I happened to memorize (a lot of booths at PAX asked for ZIP codes to participate in their surveys and stuff). Came out to just under a bill so I whip one out.

    Now, I'm Canadian, but I at least have the knowledge on how to tell if a USA bill is fake or not. This chick spent 3minutes trying to figure it out. My friends are all waiting for me at the exit, staring and wondering what's going on. She finally calls over a co-worker the next till over, and this chick isn't too bright either. Then a fucking stock boy carrying out a load comes over, does the pen and light check and says its good. He kinda gave me a look and rolled his eyes.

    I walked out waving some Canadian money in the air. That was funny too. A lot people came up to us and commented on how colourful our currency was rofl.
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    Taco Bell fail. Went there about a week ago. They open at 10am. It's about 10:07am. I get off my bike and try to walk in. Door is locked, so I walk to the other door, which is also locked.

    So then I get on my bike and go through the drive-thru, order my shit, then when I pull up to the window to pay, they're like "dude why didn't you just come in side we can't serve you on a bike in the drive-thru"

    I simply said okay, have a nice day then, went to Subway (and since all my shit is special ordered, doubt they were able to put it on the warmer and resell lol)
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    Why cant they serve you if you're on a bike? They already took the order...
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