Random Fail: First World Problems

**NynJa** · 2016-10-29 02:58

Originally Posted by thetruepandagod

Why are the beautiful ones so dumb

can only distribute so many skill points, and there are no rerolls here.

**Draylo** · 2016-10-29 03:17

Yall r so mean n angry

**Brill Weave** · 2016-10-29 06:51

Originally Posted by Airenn

I stopped working on the Supergirl (work outfit with an S shirt underneath) halloween costume cause no one's invited me to anything anyway.

I, uh, probably shouldn't post this on BG, but I feel really shitty right now.

Cream Soda. She's vulnerable. Now's the time to strike!

**Roranora** · 2016-10-29 07:53

I want to do this haunted hayride tonight, (talk about some white people shit) but my gf is a pansy and can't do haunted stuff.

Maybe I can get a replacement gf for a night.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-10-29 10:15

take a bro

**Astylla** · 2016-10-29 11:12

Originally Posted by Roranora

I want to do this haunted hayride tonight, (talk about some white people shit) but my gf is a pansy and can't do haunted stuff.

Maybe I can get a replacement gf for a night.

I can't do that shit either due to PTSD issues , just find a friend or ask around if anyone else wants to go. I know there's stuff I just can't tolerate or do and still encourage my husband to enjoy it without me. It's silly to miss out on doing things just because one half isn't interested.

**FNH** · 2016-10-29 11:15

Originally Posted by Airenn

I stopped working on the Supergirl (work outfit with an S shirt underneath) halloween costume cause no one's invited me to anything anyway.

I, uh, probably shouldn't post this on BG, but I feel really shitty right now.

Go to a bar dressed up.

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

I bought halloween candy, I have booze, and I have a full-size bear suit. Bring it on, kiddos! .

Bear suit for the kids? Someone alert the police.

Originally Posted by Draylo

I didn't ask anything about partying actually. Not everyone has weekends off though either...

But most people work Monday-Friday. They don't want to take the kids around Monday night. Parents and the people giving out candy have work on Tuesday, and the kids have school.

Originally Posted by Astylla

I can't do that shit either due to PTSD issues

previous ghost encounter?

**Byrthnoth** · 2016-10-29 11:19

Originally Posted by FNH

Bear suit for the kids? Someone alert the police.

Or, instead of alerting the police someone could just lend me a panel truck.

**FNH** · 2016-10-29 11:20

expecting a good haul this halloween?

**Anoat** · 2016-10-29 11:27

Comcast Xfinity using "X Gonna Give It To You" in their latest commercial campaign is just...ugh.

**Astylla** · 2016-10-29 13:49

Originally Posted by FNH

previous ghost encounter?

Heh no but being bullied to abuse levels , attacked several times over , assaulted, etc makes me incredibly jumpy and startled easily.

People at work had to learn to not sneak behind me because my back is to everyone else in our office setup . I nearly backhanded or elbowed people on instinct. Even fireworks startle me but I'm fine once they start but the sudden beginnings freak me out.

**Zeb** · 2016-10-29 16:39

Should we start a pool on how many lbs of candy CS is going to pull this year?

**Cream Soda** · 2016-10-29 18:31

I got 25 last year. It won't be that much.

I'm out of shape (not in general, but compared to last year) so I'm not going to be able to hold the same pace (I literally jogged from house to house the whole night, which is how I hit so many houses)

I'd expect at least 20, but def not 25. I've failed my training

**tyven** · 2016-10-29 18:50

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I got 25 last year. It won't be that much.

I'm out of shape (not in general, but compared to last year) so I'm not going to be able to hold the same pace (I literally jogged from house to house the whole night, which is how I hit so many houses)

I'd expect at least 20, but def not 25. I've failed my training

Now that you are 30 and bald people are just going to think you homeless

**Cream Soda** · 2016-10-29 19:08

lmfao

**Xno Kappa** · 2016-10-29 22:03

Was supposed to have tomorrow off, but apparently one of the supervisors had an emergency involving his vagina having too much sand and I was the only other supervisor available. Tomorrow is going to be the epitome of just showing up giving no fucks. Working on a Sunday should be fucking illegal.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-10-30 02:37

it was for hundreds of years and those damn secular liberals took that away. war on sunday was lost friend.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-10-30 07:05

Wife is in the hospital with pancreatitis and an inflamed liver. They admitted her and are checking for kidney/gall stones.

**kuronosan** · 2016-10-30 09:45

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Wife is in the hospital with pancreatitis and an inflamed liver. They admitted her and are checking for kidney/gall stones.

Best wishes there. Horrible, horrible pain to be feeling.

**Brill Weave** · 2016-10-30 09:59

One doctor said she can come home today the other said not for a few days. So we don't know wtf is going to happen yet. Should be a fun day.

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