Random Fail: First World Problems

[Marootsoobutsu]

if it makes you feel any better, i'm going IN to the hospital on Monday.


just getting my hernia repaired, but still. last time I had surgery I tried to up and die on them for no reason so always an adventure.

If you die before you play Balki, I will be very cross with you.

[Anoat]

To be fair, this is absolutely true. Although it literally takes decades that will eventually happen. See: "gypped"

The N-word doesn't work the same way though, @Ksandra. It has never transitioned away from the original derogatory meaning, whereas the f-word has already begun to do so.

I was watching Monster Squad on Netflix a while back, I hadn't watched it since I was a kid and it was one of my favorite movies. Near the beginning some of the kids are saying stuff like "don't be a fag" and I was like holy shit this was a PG-13 kids move from the 80s lol

[NynJa]

http://youtu.be/I7hQN4Amaeg

[Ksandra]

I have never fallen for (nor will I ever) those online clothing sites that have these awesome looking clothes for super cheap.

With that said, they advertise those super cheap clothes on my FB page, and so often I wish they were real!

[Astylla]

I have never fallen for (nor will I ever) those online clothing sites that have these awesome looking clothes for super cheap.

With that said, they advertise those super cheap clothes on my FB page, and so often I wish they were real!

They are all crap from china and so bad. There was a buzzfeed article awhile back where they tried on all different sizes and it was comical how bad it was. On that note I never have trouble finding cute clothes for inexpensive prices. I just wait for good sales and buy stuff I love now. Clearance sales buy 1 get one free/get two free are the best!

[thetruepandagod]

To be fair I love cheap asian websites cuz my frame is tiny. The quality has been good even though it's not always what I ask for. It's usually so cheap it doesn't matter if it's a mistake or not.

[Guitarman]

My left hip and left kneecap have always felt weak, but lately my kneecap feels like it wants to tear completely off. At this point I wish it would; it hurts like hell.

[Ksandra]

They are all crap from china and so bad. There was a buzzfeed article awhile back where they tried on all different sizes and it was comical how bad it was. On that note I never have trouble finding cute clothes for inexpensive prices. I just wait for good sales and buy stuff I love now. Clearance sales buy 1 get one free/get two free are the best!

I know all these things. The point is I'll be browsing FB and a dress will pop up and I'll be all, "ooooh.....awwwww....fu people."

[Rooney]

Was out of state on business for a few days, and came back to the time change this weekend. Have been up since 4:30 -_-

[Guitarman]

Slept with a woman I had been seeing lately, or should I say tried to. Smokin' hot woman, but damn did she throw me off. She initiates somewhat awkwardly, we get hot and heavy, she stops me and whispers no, so I stop immediately. She continues to make out, moves my hands to places, gives me signs to keep going, says no again, so I stop dead, again. Turns away and pulls the covers over her entire body like shes going to sleep all of a sudden. She whispers something, I ask her to repeat it, she says "get a condom on" Im like ok....odd but a green light is a green light. Things continued like this, her egging me on, then suddenly stopping in some weird way. I couldn't even keep it going anymore. Soldier wasn't going to march anymore after that. She asked if something was wrong, and it was all I could do to shout "YOU KEEP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD".

So damn frustrating. Don't blame me if you kill the mood. No means no, and especially when she wasn't saying "no" in any sort of playful way. I hear no and I'm going to stop immediately. I'm no fucking rapist.

[kuronosan]

Wow, doesn't sound like head games. Sounds more like her body was leading her head.

[Andalusian girls]

[BaneTheBrawler]

got my report time. 6 am. god, I hate mornings. also, i'm fucking hungry.

[Zetanio]

Please stay alive and continue to poop good.

[dasva]

Slept with a woman I had been seeing lately, or should I say tried to. Smokin' hot woman, but damn did she throw me off. She initiates somewhat awkwardly, we get hot and heavy, she stops me and whispers no, so I stop immediately. She continues to make out, moves my hands to places, gives me signs to keep going, says no again, so I stop dead, again. Turns away and pulls the covers over her entire body like shes going to sleep all of a sudden. She whispers something, I ask her to repeat it, she says "get a condom on" Im like ok....odd but a green light is a green light. Things continued like this, her egging me on, then suddenly stopping in some weird way. I couldn't even keep it going anymore. Soldier wasn't going to march anymore after that. She asked if something was wrong, and it was all I could do to shout "YOU KEEP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD".

So damn frustrating. Don't blame me if you kill the mood. No means no, and especially when she wasn't saying "no" in any sort of playful way. I hear no and I'm going to stop immediately. I'm no fucking rapist.

Had a chick who I was already banging do that once... and then she was finally like if you want it you gunna have to take it. Like wait wut

[Zetanio]

"I love the chase."

That's nice, I love not being in jail.

[Tyrath]

Yeah, pass.

[Airenn]

Pass, though I've never encountered it with a guy. If I was a guy, tho, I'd be nope-ing out as well.

[dasva]

Still full from Saturday and don't feel like cheat daying again. On positive note found out sous vide bacon is amazing

[Zetanio]

Still full from Saturday and don't feel like cheat daying again. On positive note found out sous vide bacon is amazing

Just sous vide or did you finish it?