Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

Think I'm gonna go during work between 12-4pm but can't decide when exactly. It's really risky to try and go after work at 7 because I could get held late.

Although, my vote doesn't really matter because of the YUGEEEE Jewish voting block from a town over that controls the county.

Kiryas Joel?

[Tokitoki]

Hempstead? New Square? Riverdale?

Monsey? Spring Valley?

[Boyiee]

Kiryas Joel?

Lakewood, NJ

[Zetanio]

Hempstead? New Square? Riverdale?

Monsey? Spring Valley?

Hah. Fair point.

Kiryas is bonkers, you can't even drive through there.

[Zetanio]

Lakewood, NJ

Oh shit, that's just as bad. Hahahaha.

[Boyiee]

I think it's worse, lol. Think they estimate 60-75000 currently and expect a 40k influx by 2020.

[Boyiee]

And they all vote the way their group leaders tell them to vote, so pretty much every single vote goes towards the same thing.

[Tokitoki]

Yeah you can't drive through New Square on Saturdays. They throw rocks at your car.

My wife found a house she wanted to look at and sent it to me. It was just north of New Square and the main road to get to said house was straight through town. I told her we can't look at the house because there's a huge Jewish population that doesn't like other people driving through their town and I don't want to live near there.

She didn't believe me until I had other family members explain the same thing.

[Zetanio]

I think it's worse, lol. Think they estimate 60-75000 currently and expect a 40k influx by 2020.

By influx do you mean pouring more lube on their baby factory wives?

Fucking ridiculous family sizes.

[Zetanio]

Talking about exclusionary douchebags. I fucking hate orthodox Jews.

[Boyiee]

By influx do you mean pouring more lube on their baby factory wives?

Fucking ridiculous family sizes.

No, they come straight here from Isreal, so it's on top of the baby factory. They were telling us that there's signs in the Israeli airports to visit beautiful Lakewood NJ and they have been making a push to get the younger generations in Brooklyn to move down here and buy out houses and block bust.

[Boyiee]

Why would my phone autocorrect Israel to Isreal? I mean, it is real, but come on.

[Zetanio]

No, they come straight here from Isreal, so it's on top of the baby factory. They were telling us that there's signs in the Israeli airports to visit beautiful Lakewood NJ and they have been making a push to get the younger generations in Brooklyn to move down here and buy out houses and block bust.

Oh I know it. They do the same thing with all the major orthodox enclaves in NY/NJ. It's ridiculous.

[Zetanio]

Why would my phone autocorrect Israel to Isreal? I mean, it is real, but come on.

Computers confirmed for anti-Zionist dogs.

[Boyiee]

They don't throw rocks at you here yet they just control the county (and to an extent, the state).

[Tokitoki]

Have you seen the billboards along NY-17? They're all over Orange county too.

[Zetanio]

They don't throw rocks at you here yet they just control the county (and to an extent, the state).

There are definitely federal level investigations going into their control of certain areas going on right now. Wouldn't be surprised to see them intervene in certain places in the next 10 years.

[Tokitoki]

Yeah they're looking at Rockland county already (New Square, Hempstead, Monsey, Spring Valley).

[Anoat]

Is it even worth drinking if you don't walk home shoeless the next morning wearing another man's jeans with dried vomit caking your nose and hair?

That...that is very specific.

[Melena]

I've been up for 4 hours. I've already had two bouts of vertigo.