Random Fail: First World Problems

[Fondue]

Sounds like circulation issues

[Astylla]

Sounds like circulation issues

It's only in this office when it's freezing, not like full on numb just that fucking cold. They won't even try to adjust it again and we are leasing the building but I'm the only one under a cold vent and against the thinnest pane windows ever. I'm not joking when I say I'm breathing in 55-60 degree cold air all day, my nose and hands are so cold I have to stop to warm them up.

I literally have a jacket laying over my legs just to try and keep them shielded, fuck.

nah, you're just one cold-blooded bitch

Haha well I am female. Usually I'm always warm but this is too cold even for me.

[dasva]

Well it's actually cold in the office... everyone else is wearing coats and long thick pants. Thermostat says 60 but pretty sure it's averaging out with the upstairs office which is all closed off and significantly warmer.

[Yuri-G]

My office is the opposite... overly warm. I have a little desk fan that keeps me cool. Bear in mind this is MN so it ain't the warm weather that's heating this place.


Yes, in MN we heat our living spaces and then cool them down because that makes sense.

[Cream Soda]

I've had my bike sitting w/ upside down w/ the anti corrosion fluid down the tube for over 2 weeks now and I still can't get my seat post to budge. Gdi

[Jefe]

Soooooo I went to take a piss and for w/evs reason there was this empty bottle of water on top of the urinal. So I proceeded to piss in it and left it where I found it. Ama horrible person, BG.

PS: Hey Soda, you drank your piss one time, no?

[Cream Soda]

Partially. I didn't get to the point of swallowing it, lol.

[dasva]

Partially. I didn't get to the point of swallowing it, lol.

Spitters are quitters

[Aragon of Odin]

Soooooo I went to take a piss and for w/evs reason there was this empty bottle of water on top of the urinal. So I proceeded to piss in it and left it where I found it. Ama horrible person, BG.

PS: Hey Soda, you drank your piss one time, no?

I know in our stalls there's empty water bottles all the time. This is because Eastern Indians fill it with water from the back of the toilet and use it to basically wash their ass, religious thing I'm pretty sure.

Seems quite gross and unsanitary, yet they claim cleanliness.

[Spicyryan]

I know in our stalls there's empty water bottles all the time. This is because Eastern Indians fill it with water from the back of the toilet and use it to basically wash their ass, religious thing I'm pretty sure.

Seems quite gross and unsanitary, yet they claim cleanliness.

And now they have pee in their butt from the urinal bottle.

[Anoat]

Partially. I didn't get to the point of swallowing it, lol.

[BaneTheBrawler]

on the bright side, my incision is not infected and im feeling better.

the fail: I had an IMMENSE amount of fluid in the area around the incision, so they used one of those wooden Q-tips to wiggle open the hole in my incision and dig around a bit inside until it fucking erupted. fucking ludicrous how much was in there. they gave me a kit to do it myself, keep it open as much as I can so the fluid drains and the pocket heals. just did it and omg it feels so much better. like when you pop a zit and it still aches but at least it doesn't feel like its gonna explode anymore.

[Zetanio]

on the bright side, my incision is not infected and im feeling better.

the fail: I had an IMMENSE amount of fluid in the area around the incision, so they used one of those wooden Q-tips to wiggle open the hole in my incision and dig around a bit inside until it fucking erupted. fucking ludicrous how much was in there. they gave me a kit to do it myself, keep it open as much as I can so the fluid drains and the pocket heals. just did it and omg it feels so much better. like when you pop a zit and it still aches but at least it doesn't feel like its gonna explode anymore.

I was hungry before.

Not anymore.

Glad you're doing better Bane!

[Brill Weave]

I was hungry before.

Not anymore.

Glad you're doing better Bane!

[Tokitoki]

I feel like an idiot working today. Anyone I try to contact has their phone off, has an email auto-reply, or just doesn't answer.

[Zetanio]

This is entirely accurate.

[BaneTheBrawler]

also, the fluid is brown.

[Zetanio]

Anddd we're skipping lunch.

[Tokitoki]

also, the fluid is brown.

Kinda like turkey gravy?

[Anoat]

Coworkers need to stop getting pissy with me when they ask me if "Do you want to do (insert X work related task)?" and I say no. No, I don't want to. I will because it's my job and I get paid to do it. Just ask me to do something, or tell me if you are my boss, but don't act all shocked if you ask if I want to do something and I say no.