Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

In another first world problem, Reddit has lost it's collective mind again. Can I just look at pictures of puppies and the occasional shitpost in peace?

[NynJa]

Snapped my ikea bed in half taking it out of the box.

The rumors of it's sturdiness are true it seems.

Atleast it didnt snap while you were putting it in someones box?

[Ksandra]

Friend is coming over tomorrow for Thanksgiving, but he isn't allowed to drive (this is the friend with type 1 diabetes that had the shock awhile back). He will uber over, but I hope he is up for ubering back because LA traffic is even more insane during the holidays. Usually I drive him though so I feel a little guilty.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Wooooooh boy.

My 16 year old nephew (half-step-nephew?) was bragging about making a "of course my body is a temple, it's white" joke in school. When called out about that he probably shouldn't say that, he responded with ye olde "but i love black people, we've had one in our family for years, he's served us well"

To put it in better context, he has a Trump flag on his car and has left Utah probably less than 3 times in his life.

[NotGreyheim]

Wooooooh boy.

My 16 year old nephew (half-step-nephew?) was bragging about making a "of course my body is a temple, it's white" joke in school. When called out about that he probably shouldn't say that, he responded with ye olde "but i love black people, we've had one in our family for years, he's served us well"

To put it in better context, he has a Trump flag on his car and has left Utah probably less than 3 times in his life.

It's never too late
To terminate~

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah, but I mean, teenager. edgelordiest of edgelords. he'll grow out of it... hopefully.

[Ksandra]

Fuck. Today is my favorite holiday and we woke up this morning all sick. All four of us. Had to warn the friend coming that he might catch a cold. @.@; Gonna wash my hands extra harder/longer today.

[thetruepandagod]

Atleast it didnt snap while you were putting it in someones box?

Who doesn't love a little extra surprise and adventure in the heat of the moment?

Fuck. Today is my favorite holiday and we woke up this morning all sick. All four of us. Had to warn the friend coming that he might catch a cold. @.@; Gonna wash my hands extra harder/longer today.

All my gym friends were sick when I saw em last night, I better not be catching flu round 2 right before finals or i'ma be miffed. Hell, I was sick for a month not even 2 months ago with that shit.

[Anoat]

Drank too much last night. Had to drag roommate out of the bar before he got in fights. Had to wake up early and drive an hour to my parent's house for lunch. Now I'm hungover and it's 12:30 and lunch still hasn't started yet because one cousin hasn't made it here yet. Ugggggh.

[thetruepandagod]

Drank too much last night. Had to drag roommate out of the bar before he got in fights. Had to wake up early and drive an hour to my parent's house for lunch. Now I'm hungover and it's 12:30 and lunch still hasn't started yet because one cousin hasn't made it here yet. Ugggggh.

this man does it right

[Zetanio]

I went to sleep at 11:30pm. Woke up, opened a big fancy beer and started drinking. I'm not stopping until midnight. Wednesday is for amateurs, Thursday is for winners.

[Cream Soda]

Woke up an hour after Keijo!!!!!!!! was released, fuck. Gotta get to watching asap

[Cream Soda]

Wawa gave me a cold ass Quesadilla, but the sub was lit doe

[Boyiee]

That gobbler tho.

[Cream Soda]

I'm a miss that shit when they get rid of it.

[Boyiee]

Get them in bowls and freeze them maybe lol.

[dasva]

All the online direction/map sites keep "upgrading" to fancier more detailed maps... which are great for some things like a single point or maybe 2 but constantly fails at multiple locations. And are more prone to auto "correcting" your addresses in completely inane ways. Like changing a valid address to another one in a different language on another continent

edit: and now anytime I try to rearrange locations to make a route it all of a sudden can't figure out where all the locations it just had up are and I have to start over <.<

edit 2: if anyone knows a good online mapping site that'd be great. Google doesn't have the functionality that I really need since they switched. Aside from the slow and clunkiness the new 10 stop limit just wont work. Bings recent switch just stops working all the time for me to the point I've spent the last hour trying to just make a route for tomorrow and haven't gotten past manipulating 1 stops location. Trying mapquest... which is slow as fuck, clunky and likes to reload and resize the map everytime I do anything... but it is actually working <.<

[Brill Weave]

Wooooooh boy.

My 16 year old nephew (half-step-nephew?) was bragging about making a "of course my body is a temple, it's white" joke in school. When called out about that he probably shouldn't say that, he responded with ye olde "but i love black people, we've had one in our family for years, he's served us well"

To put it in better context, he has a Trump flag on his car and has left Utah probably less than 3 times in his life.

LMAO

[dasva]

Oh man. Just had a customer come in wearing a MAGA hat with a safety pin thru it and a Mexican flag pin in it. I have no idea how to react to that

[AoE]

That feel when the only free time to go clothes shopping this week was Black Friday to avoid looking like a bag of ass for night time escapades.

Edit: ...And then the dude you came with disappears off the face of the Earth with a dead phone.