Random Fail: First World Problems

[dasva]

So on phone with a customer and get another one call in... 30 seconds later same guy calls again. 30 seconds after that again same dude. We on the line dude get a clue. Go to call him back a minute later and it goes to vm after 1 ring <.<

[thetruepandagod]

Dislocated my rib. Unsure how to proceed.

[zoobernut]

Dislocated my rib. Unsure how to proceed.

I am pretty sure that a doctor can put it back in place but beyond that rib injuries hurt a lot and there isn't a lot you can do for it except get loaded up on drugs to dull the pain.

I think I remember from somewhere on the boards that you are a big fan of coke, I am sure that would make you feel better.

[Zetanio]

I recommend not doing a bunch of coke.

[dasva]

Take some motrin and get a buddy to pop it back in

[Astylla]

You're a girl though.

That show sucks.

I'm a girl and I despise that show. All the women in my office are all crazy over it and I'm just here asking whhhhy. It was horrible then and it's terrible now.

[Tokitoki]

I recommend not doing a bunch of coke.

Find a doctor and don't do a bunch of coke.

[zoobernut]

Find a doctor and don't do a bunch of coke.

Did you actually think I was serious about that part?

[Tokitoki]

Did you actually think I was serious about that part?

Everyone is serious on the internet.

[zoobernut]

Everyone is serious on the internet.

Stupid internet has ruined us all.

[Zetanio]

You can fix that by doing a lot of coke. Everyone will seem interesting then.

[zoobernut]

You can fix that by doing a lot of coke. Everyone will seem interesting then.

See the answer is always lots of coke. If it worked for The Donald it can work for us too.

[Zetanio]

See the answer is always lots of coke. If it worked for The Donald it can work for us too.

Let's Make America's Teeth Grind Again.

[dasva]

Shit totally forgot to buy the Anova when it was $99. Now it's 129

[Zetanio]

It's only 109 now.

[thetruepandagod]

I am pretty sure that a doctor can put it back in place but beyond that rib injuries hurt a lot and there isn't a lot you can do for it except get loaded up on drugs to dull the pain.

It's not so bad, just pretty achey, and anything involving core is an impossibility. I'll just ask AG or whatever cuz I don't have a doctor. It's nothing compared to pulled intercostal muscle or broken rib which i've had before.

I recommend not doing a bunch of coke.

I haven't picked up any in over a month cuz I get it when I play sports and it keeps raining every sunday. Somewhere someone is holding an 8ball for me for 5 weeks now.

[Scizor]

Dislocated my rib. Unsure how to proceed.

Might as well go the full Marilyn Manson

[dasva]

It's only 109 now.

Where? Their website is saying $129 for me

[Zetanio]

Shit. I refreshed and it went up to 129.

Sorry man

[Seraph]

Dislocated my rib. Unsure how to proceed.

Docs won't do too much assuming it looks like it is going to heal in place correctly. They might give you a soft body cast to help keep it in place while it heals. They may give you some pain meds. The pain gets much better after a few weeks, but never really completely goes away.