Random Fail: First World Problems

[thetruepandagod]

So we've had a party here every day since Tuesday (Drinking day 4 is currently going on)

On Wednesday this guy named Morty (he's single) got laid, and when he woke up he was mad/salty about it saying she took advantage of him when he was drinking. Then said he wouldn't be drinking on Thursday so that he wouldn't get taken advantage of again and we're all just sitting here like "nigga wtf?"

Casual sex is disgusting, his virtue was tarnished.

[Xantavia]

Haven't orgasmed in over a week.

The TMI version.

Spoiler: show

Did a little too much self loving about a week ago. Too dry and/or too rough which resulted in some chafing and a blister. No way to dress it because I turtle. So it is oozing a little, then when I sleep it gets on my pajamas, dries and hardens, making a rough spot on the fabric, which then rubs against the head and irritates it. Have to be very careful cleaning it because I found out the hard way some of it is new skin growing over. Think pulling a hang nail too much.

Now if that image is in your head, shouldn't have clicked the spoiler.

[thetruepandagod]

Haven't orgasmed in over a week.

The TMI version.

Spoiler: show

Did a little too much self loving about a week ago. Too dry and/or too rough which resulted in some chafing and a blister. No way to dress it because I turtle. So it is oozing a little, then when I sleep it gets on my pajamas, dries and hardens, making a rough spot on the fabric, which then rubs against the head and irritates it. Have to be very careful cleaning it because I found out the hard way some of it is new skin growing over. Think pulling a hang nail too much.

Now if that image is in your head, shouldn't have clicked the spoiler.

This did nothing to dissuade my appetite.

[FNH]

Didn't expect to read a story about Beating your micropenis too much lol

[BerenTebogo]

Just sleep in a condom

[Clash Perez]

Just sleep in a condom

[Anoat]

Haven't orgasmed in over a week.

The TMI version.

Spoiler: show

Did a little too much self loving about a week ago. Too dry and/or too rough which resulted in some chafing and a blister. No way to dress it because I turtle. So it is oozing a little, then when I sleep it gets on my pajamas, dries and hardens, making a rough spot on the fabric, which then rubs against the head and irritates it. Have to be very careful cleaning it because I found out the hard way some of it is new skin growing over. Think pulling a hang nail too much.

Now if that image is in your head, shouldn't have clicked the spoiler.

[NynJa]

Haven't orgasmed in over a week.

The TMI version.

Spoiler: show

Did a little too much self loving about a week ago. Too dry and/or too rough which resulted in some chafing and a blister. No way to dress it because I turtle. So it is oozing a little, then when I sleep it gets on my pajamas, dries and hardens, making a rough spot on the fabric, which then rubs against the head and irritates it. Have to be very careful cleaning it because I found out the hard way some of it is new skin growing over. Think pulling a hang nail too much.

Now if that image is in your head, shouldn't have clicked the spoiler.

Boy am I glad I turned on that "automatically show spoilers" option on the forums.

[Xerlic]

That moment when you're browsing reddit and cream soda randomly appears on your frontpage...

[Brill Weave]

rofl we really need to make that the image on the top of general

[Ksandra]

What's up with the coat hangers?

[Boyiee]

They are for different pillow outfits.

[Cream Soda]

They are for different pillow outfits.

All 5 of my cases have their own pillow. I don't switch them

What's up with the coat hangers?

I had some anime shirts hanging off of them, but since I was recently at a con, they were in my con luggage rather than up there, but I have sense replaced that with a bath towel of Rem

[Melena]

Went to play world of final fantasy finally, wife has been playing it and did it under my profile not knowing it doesn't support multiple save files. How the fuck is it games today can't support multiple saves

[Zeb]

Fucking internet is spotty at the house. Can't view some websites(like BG) from any of my devices. Can't connect to ts or discord. Can't connect to some game servers. Had to wait all weekend to call isp up. Life is rough =/

[Ixe]

All 5 of my cases have their own pillow. I don't switch them



I had some anime shirts hanging off of them, but since I was recently at a con, they were in my con luggage rather than up there, but I have sense replaced that with a bath towel of Rem

Can.. I borrow one? For Science?

[Cream Soda]

Can.. I borrow one? For Science?

Nah fam

[kuronosan]

Took dog to ED today for turning my light carpet dark.

Was told "well, be prepared to clean more until she feels better".

sent from the nexus of the emergency department using my AstralTalk™

[Guitarman]

Work as a consultant for a fortune 50 company, and usually I have 10 sales people I assist on a regular basis. Because of the time of year, most of my team has been trucked off to other parts of the country to help with the workload from the season, leaving me to cover my entire district, 6 states.

I went from helping 10 sales staff to 62+ staff overnight. The constant "ping!" of my phone alerting me to emails is slowly driving me insane. They just. wont. stop.

[Tokitoki]

The zipper on my snowboard jacket decided to be a piece of shit and get out of sync. While trying to get it realigned one of the teeth broke. Took it to my local guy and he said it'd cost at least $100 to fix it because of the way they constructed he jacket and the repair may not stand up to the abuse of riding.

I did not plan to have to buy a new jacket. That thing was $400 and I just got it like two years ago. I may be able to get something similar on sale for 225, but not happy about it.